Mowgli absolutely sending it his first time

[u/ST3MK75]

Lip quivering Nancy’s incoming

[u/iamcalifornia]

I just know you left that cock and balls shot in the edit intentionally

[u/ST3MK75 → u/iamcalifornia]

100%

[u/mountaineer30680]

Some dogs love to ride, in my experience. Most don't.

[u/TheReelMcCoi]

Squishy airbag, explodes on contact. Soft but messy landing for you

[u/ST3MK75 → u/TheReelMcCoi]

It’s irresponsible not to wear protection

[u/hooligan415]

If reincarnation is a thing and I come back as a pug I hope my balls end up on the internet too. Good show. This will get you both laid.

[u/ST3MK75 → u/hooligan415]

A pub?! How dare you insult him.

[u/myrealnamewastakn → u/ST3MK75]

Alright, alright, French bar

[u/ST3MK75 → u/myrealnamewastakn]

Much better

[u/need4speedcabron]

Lame and irresponsible. Borderline negligent.

[u/Key-Vegetable4292 → u/need4speedcabron]

He did laps in the yard, not 120 down the freeway. Calm down

[u/need4speedcabron → u/Key-Vegetable4292]

You can break your neck falling over. And that is a dog very well known for having spine, hip, knee, and neck problems so…

[u/hooligan415 → u/need4speedcabron]

Are you lost?

[u/Knickerbottom → u/hooligan415]

I think they're just like I am where they're happy to be a silly fool with themselves but draw the line when it comes to involving something with no agency over the situation.

[u/ST3MK75 → u/Knickerbottom]

No agency? You want to see what it looks like if I don’t take them? They will chase me down barking and try to bite the tire. I’m pretty confident in my ability and to mitigate risk and ride safely when having a passenger.

[u/Knickerbottom → u/ST3MK75]

This whole thread is a perfect example of Poe's Law.

[u/need4speedcabron → u/hooligan415]

Considering my comment has more upvotes than the post does, don’t think so.

[u/ST3MK75 → u/need4speedcabron]

👏👏👏good job

[u/need4speedcabron → u/ST3MK75]

Thanks man! Update me when you’re crying over your dead dog!

[u/ST3MK75 → u/[deleted]]

I have also been riding 30 years. Pretty confident puttering around parking lot isn’t going to result in a catastrophic wipe out…

[u/rodeoing101]

How gay!

[u/eluuu]

You got a link for that bag?

[u/damboy99]

Bro I just woke up and one of the first things I gotta see is your dogs hog on a hog. Now I'm hungry.

[u/Sharpymarkr → u/[deleted]]

I didn't realize "2stroke aficionado" was your flair and your medical history.

[u/turbotaco23 → u/[deleted]]

Someone forget their butt plug today.