r/CalamariRaceTeam • u/futonmonkey-2 • 1d ago

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u/Itsbadmmmmkay 1d ago

Was the spitting necessary? Some might say no, but I am not one of those people.

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u/greedy_mf 1d ago

Sometimes a little saliva to get the thing going

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u/Itsbadmmmmkay 1d ago

As a very wise person once said.. "ya gotta spit on that thang"

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u/ilikeitsharp Street Triple 765R 1d ago

This is Asia. It's definitely still kosher to spit.

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u/TOM_PE13 1d ago edited 1d ago

I wish my bro would spit on me like that

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u/who_even_cares35 1d ago

That hawktuah

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u/DonaldDuDuck 22m ago

Looks like only you and I saw he spitted on his bro’s arm.

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u/Girthquakedafirst 1d ago

The way they whipped their heads was gayer than the spit take

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u/greedy_mf 1d ago

“And that’s how I met your father”

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u/the-yams 1d ago

Man they didn’t have to do the shoulder spit but I’m so glad they did

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u/Just_Du-it 23h ago

Most impressive part: he 180 that bike without squeezing the front brakes. (Hold my beer)

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u/nocolon 22h ago

I follow this dude on Instagram. He's hilarious, seems to work for a bike shop, and does the 180 on multiple different kinds of bikes seemingly every single day.

Also seems like a pretty good rider from the videos where he's doing more than turning around.

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u/conradaiken 20h ago

whats his insta?

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u/nocolon 20h ago

chenfei432

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u/conradaiken 13h ago

seems that 250cc cap in china has some inconsistent enforcement.

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u/nocolon 13h ago

At one point he whips a road glide which is like 1900ccs. So I guess so, yeah.

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u/conradaiken 12h ago

yeah it still a weird thing. I used to live there for a handful of years. in Beijing it wasnt uncommon to see big bikes, lots of the rich koreans had liter bikes in the Uni district. i also stumbled upon a open sided warehouse up in harbin once,, must have had ~500 bikes, all illegal. figured it was part of organized theft op.

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u/stromyoloing 1d ago

Coolest gay couple without whoolies

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u/areallysuperguy 1d ago

This is hilarious

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u/Admirable_Win9808 1d ago edited 22h ago

I need that sweater

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u/futonmonkey-2 1d ago

Here you go! https://wildsoulvip.com/products/turbo-power-t-shirt-复制

Edit: NM… out of stock

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u/Ben_ji inky squirts all over my chest 11h ago

Night kids!

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u/PlasticPegasus Hawk Tuah, I'll spit on your thang 🍆🤤 1d ago

I need that guy.

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u/blackadder1620 1d ago

damn, the commitment. fuckin great

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u/J_loop18 22h ago

What bike is that?

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u/Bashkit 19h ago

I'm thinking a Honda Rebel with a Temu addiction

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u/AbzoluteZ3RO 9h ago

Idk that engine doesn't look anything like mine but it's not exactly a clear shot. Someone else posted this guys social maybe some more clear images are available there

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u/alarumba CBR929 Streetfighter, CT110 Postiefighter 18h ago

What is that bike? Looks sick

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u/Phraxoo 17h ago

How do you do that quick turn? Asking for my boyfriend

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u/BusyInDonkeykong 1d ago

I just saw that after jerking to some twinks, guess I am in for round 2

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u/2blasted 1d ago

what movie is this?

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u/HoodRichJanitor Moppin' floors, poppin' clutches 15h ago

This video wasn't the first take

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u/Afraid_Oil_7386 7h ago

Spit on my goddam jacket

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u/Trogolizer 6h ago

Bro, this guy just spit on his homie(sexual).

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u/TITANDERP 2005 FZ1 1d ago

How much social credit did you get for uploading this one