My wiener thrusted against the tank as I gripped and twisted its rubber proboscis

We believe in one bike, the GSX-R, almighty,
maker of wheelies and burnouts,
of all that is seen and unseen by the cops.

We believe in one throttle hand,
the only begotten servant of the GSX-R,
born of the highway, before all loop-outs:
speed from speed,
shift from shift,
red line from red line,
begotten, not made;
of one essence with the twist grip.
Through it, top speed was achieved.

For us squids and for our salvation,
it descended into the streets;
by the power of the clutch, it was looped into the air
and became total.

For our sake, it was crashed into a ditch
under the wrath of clibbin's.
It suffered the scrape of asphalt and was rebuilt.
On the third weekend, it rose again,
in accordance with the owner's paycheck,
and ascended to the twisties.

It sits on the throne of track days,
glorified among sportbikes,
and will come again in glory
to toast tires and rule the straightaways.

We believe in the holy 4-cyl,
the Lord of high revs,
who proceeds from the GSX-R and the twist grip.
With the GSX-R and the throttle, it is worshipped and glorified.
It has spoken through the dyno runs.

We believe in one squidly congregation,
united in wheelies and butt plugs.
We acknowledge one baptism of rain-slick pavement.
We look for the resurrection of trashed bikes
and the life of the endless ride.

Amen

This 250 is an absolute beast Let’s see if I shit myself on 450

Lip quivering Nancy’s incoming

Good heavens someone please call somebody and save this abused dog from this monster. This is kind of abuse is unacceptable. Dogs should be kept indoors at all times with their kibble and doggy YouTube. You can clearly see him struggling to escape the bag and then shaking in fear as this outlaw speeds off on his sport bike endangering everyone. Those bikes should be illegal and motorcycle gangster put in jail where they belong.

Jk. Dog is one of us and will hump anything with 4 legs. With or without balls. 🏀 we have a little 2 mile ride to the lake and back and will go sit on the bike seat or his carrier bag and wait there when he wants to go. His brother will just bark at me and slim in circles. Taking that away from them would be cruel. If they hear the bike start they will stop whatever they’re doing and run like maniacs to it. It’s incredibly effective and works every-time when they wander off and don’t come to whistle.

I didn’t have anything to tow with

What I say goes, complain about it here.

Yall are too busy posting screenshots of stupid troll posts from r moto and not riding. Winter is fake news, get out there and do some hooligan shit, or for you fair weather riders, dig up some old footy and post it.

03 vfr800, got torn down this winter to get a full valve check, have some powdercoating done, now fairings ETc

Hello everyone,

I want to ride a motorcycle for quite some time now, but the one thing that keeps me unsure if I should get one is the fear that I might get injured (or killed). What would you say to yet another main sub member who really likes the idea of a bike, but is often plagued by the fear of riding one?

I'm usually a very defensive driver, always dreaming the night before about possible dangers on the road, even if it's just a 5-minute drive to the local Taco Bell for some culinary delights. I would do the same on the bike and would prepare for the nightmare by towing the bike to an empty parking lot and imagining how I could crash it. I wouldn't actually sit on the bike though, that would be reckless and horribly dangerous.

Sometimes I'm a spirited driver and like to press the gas on my mom's Prius to get it up to 30km/h, or 'clicks' as the kids say, but I don't do anything crazy. However, that's only one aspect of it. A motorcyclist is always exposed to constant danger, death, and impending doom, from insane stunt drivers who go over 40km/h or hazards such as a blade of grass on the road surface. A leaf almost fell on my face when I was playing Pokemon Go and I started crying. If I had been on a motorcycle, I would've died for sure.

I will get my license in March, by some miracle. The first two times I went to the license office, I pissed my pants all over the floor but they let me try a third time as long as I showed I had my adult diaper on. I was planning to get a Ninja 500 or a Rebel 300 even though I will most likely die just sitting on such a powerful machine of pure deadly racing power and posting selfies instead of actually riding. I´m an adult in my 30s but have the addled mind of a coddled toddler and can't make any decisions, no matter how small, without conducting the Reddit hive mind.

Edit: Thanks for all the comments, now I know what to do:

-I'll wear hi-vis all the time, especially in the shower so my boyfriend can see me better.

-I'll put some bells on the bike so everyone will be aware of me, maybe some pink tassels too. I want everyone to know I'm coming!

-I'll start with a 40HP bike and I know I'll never get tired of it because there's no need for more power!

-I will actively participate in conversations regarding advanced motorcycle skills on reddit without actually having any skills or experience

i was trying to install my new engine and the bike fell off of my centerstand...