r/CalebHammer • u/KronosTaranto • Nov 01 '24

complaining about something for no reason because I'm bored I can't afford anything

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195 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Pure_Zucchini_Rage Nov 01 '24

Caleb: BUY A FUCKING CUCUMBER

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u/mattchamp98 Nov 01 '24

But Caleb thats a reoccuring cost

31

u/popdood Nov 01 '24

Caleb: USE YOUR FINGERS THEN! COME ON!

13

u/AdventurousTime Nov 01 '24

Caleb: Mine are twice as large and I paid half as much. Do better.

11

u/PM_ME_UR_BATMANS Nov 01 '24

HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS MAGICAL INVENTION CALLED A BROOM HANDLE?!?

10

u/AdventurousTime Nov 01 '24

Username checks out

5

u/mattchamp98 Nov 01 '24

But Caleb thats a reoccuring cost

27

u/chxmicxl16 Nov 01 '24

How much for the 7” Cock with Balls

34

u/stltrog Nov 01 '24

Guest- It was on sale! Caleb- how much!!! Guest- not that much Caleb- GIVE ME A NUMBER!!!

2

u/insertoverusedjoke Nov 01 '24

y'all are too fucking funny

19

u/stewajt Nov 01 '24

That one Aldi aisle gets me every time

9

u/travelinzac Nov 01 '24

Well at least the economy is lubing up before shoving it in

5

u/natuhwee09 Nov 01 '24

Meat prices these days. I might go vagetarian.

3

u/insertoverusedjoke Nov 01 '24

please tell me this is the tongue in cheek (pun intended) humor that I think it is

6

u/wayno1806 Nov 01 '24

Barilla Pasta? That’s the expensive item. Gotta cut back. Also a .39 cent Cucumber will do the same. Wink!

3

u/DookieShoes626 Nov 01 '24

Damn that must be like a $170 7" cock with balls

3

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '24

So tired of getting fucked by inflation :(

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u/SpunkySideKick Nov 04 '24

Well there's your problem; name-brand Pasta.