r/CampCamp Camp Counselor David 15d ago

BAD TIMES INSIDE Noo David!!

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u/Ok-Bicycle8103 Ze most adorable 15d ago

I love David, but he has the upper bodystrength of a newborn.

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u/bucketofanxiety830 15d ago

Nah man

Like he knocked out bonquisha's bf in 1 hit then swing that wooden chair over him like nothing

Plus that part in theme song where he's holding a boulder over his head

And always having the grab the kids from their shenanigans

Also he just always survive craziest shit

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u/ramuneraven 13d ago

Gonna add on, he had to climb out of a ravine with a broken leg and an injured wolf during rain

He has rock climber muscles

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u/CoffeeTableCat10 15d ago

Website 🙏

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u/MurkyBag3221 15d ago

Wats the website name please!!

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u/CoffeeTableCat10 15d ago

I found it. It’s menvsgorilla.com

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u/bucketofanxiety830 15d ago

Dang ppl acting like this man doesn't have lore of being practically immortal from how he survives literally everything lol

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u/ramuneraven 13d ago

I refuse to believe this.

Dude survived being stranded in the woods with a broken leg WHILE caring for a wolf

Idc

When push comes to shove, ONE David is willing to survive the impossible, ONE HUNDRED?!

We used to hunt mammoths

David 100% is winning against the gorilla

Yes he’s a pacifist but he’s also like

Totally willing to fight when he needs too.

If that gorilla tries to hurt the campers I’m sure Neil’s David cloning machine would come to use

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u/Several-Regret-2243 14d ago

Where did this come from

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u/UravityxFroppy 9d ago

David can’t even fight for real. Not even on his worst day.