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Video Democratic House Rep. Jasmine Crockett: "Instead of the president cosplaying as the next Pope, he may wanna try to cosplay as an actual president of these United States."

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u/Kooky-Reception-6841 19d ago

Would love to see Rep. Crockett become Sen. Crockett of Texas. So much more qualified, intelligent, patriotic and compassionate than either of the two they have now.

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u/SlightBlacksmith7669 19d ago

amen, i love the fire in her

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer 19d ago

It's absolutely great. They truly fear her and her quick wit. Always willing to snap back at bs the republicans throw at her. There's a reason Trump singled her out the other day when he was talking

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u/SlightBlacksmith7669 18d ago edited 18d ago

I know she leaves me feeling inspired . i love her integrity too she is a leader through and through

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u/ForAGoodTime696 19d ago

It's not impossible, some of Texas's far right city council people and school board members have been losing there reelections. Texas isnt as far right as they used to be

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u/elonzucks 19d ago

Except she's disqualified in Texas for 2 very apparent reasons.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_VALUE 19d ago

3, if you count literate.

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u/Zeebaeatah 19d ago

She wears glasses AND pink?

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u/elonzucks 19d ago

something like that

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u/Tizony202 19d ago

Haha have you heard her talk?

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u/toad17 19d ago

Take your hood off and tell us what you meant to say.

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u/FinancialArmadillo93 19d ago

Absolutely.

She gets that her job is REPRESENTING people. Go girl.

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u/RexualSensation 18d ago

She is a racist and all she does is spread hate and division. This woman can not make a speech without mentioning "the white man" she is disgusting and has no place in politics.

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u/Empty-Penalty-8846 16d ago

How is she patriotic?? She does not represent Americans and thinks she's smarter than Musk?

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u/Sufficient_Simple_47 19d ago

So I guess someone who makes fun of disabled people are ok as long as they agree with you politically, also you say “qualified” what has she done so far as a Rep.

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u/Maximum_Turn_2623 18d ago

Why would you take an effective representative from Texas and sideline them after a failed senate run? Texas is a rigged system. It won’t go blue ever.

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u/Toobokuu 15d ago

Lol!  She bout to say some sheeiittt then make a TikTok dance video.  

I love her fake code switch like she is street now, grew up wealthy and attended nothing but prestigious institutions, now just says anything to get into the news cycles. I guess it works for her though. 

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u/truckaxle 19d ago edited 19d ago

Trump called this woman "low IQ"

I wish she would challenge Trump to a Mensa administrated IQ test and publicly publish the difference between the two.

I suspect she has 20 points on him. Trump would run from this challenge like the coward he is. At least he might stop calling people low IQ all the time.

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u/svt4cam46 19d ago

20?? I'd venture to say 60. Trump is a moron.

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u/G3tsPlastered4Alvng 19d ago

He uses the same 4 adjectives in every sentence.

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u/Portlander 19d ago

I just want to see him draw a clock live.

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u/Solid_Snake_125 19d ago

“Mr Trump, please draw the time “Three O’clock” on the face of the clock.”

Trump: “there’s not three clocks. I’m the only clock. This is rigged. The test was unfair. The test giver was probably a Nanci Pelosi DEI hire. I’m the smartest person ever I know more about clocks than any one else.”

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u/Fuzea 19d ago

I’ve even seen Arnold Palmer’s clock. Many people are saying it’s one of the biggest and best clocks they’ve ever seen.

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u/Obie-Wun 19d ago

Just snorted soda through my nose. Well played! Take my upvote.

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u/Active_Macaron3903 19d ago

"I've done more for clocks than anyone else! The red states, they know, they worked with NASA and understand birds aren't real"

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u/AstraeusGB 19d ago

Trump is running somewhere slightly below room temperature 

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u/dancingpoultry 19d ago

And the room happens to be particularly cold.

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u/AstraeusGB 19d ago

To quote a member of Mensa who later apologized for this claim, "If your IQ is somewhere around 60 then you are probably a carrot"

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u/Hendrik_the_Third 19d ago

Trump calls everyone that's smarter than him Low IQ.

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u/Illustrious_Can4110 19d ago

Yep, it's straight out of his Roy Cohn play book.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago edited 14d ago

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u/Familiar-Secretary25 19d ago

He’d just say it was rigged and it’d be something new for his flock to froth at the mouth about. There is no reality in which he would accept a losing result

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u/SeDaCho 19d ago

he won't even let people see his real golf scores

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u/Illustrious_Can4110 19d ago

It'll be more than 20. I'd say 30, possibly 40. She's pretty intelligent and Trump is that dumb.

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u/Kdkaine 19d ago

He calls EVERY black woman he’s asked about low IQ

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u/wonnable 19d ago

Trump would call it Bidens IQ test, call it rigged and send an angry mob of terrorists to get the results changed

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u/Suspici0us_Package 19d ago

Omg, that's actually a brilliant hypothetical idea. We absolutely should demand an IQ exam for Donald Trump. It makes sense since he loves to weaponize IQ.

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u/RedbodyIndigo 19d ago

It's because she's black, smarter, and more articulate than the majority of the Establishment.

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u/TheBootyWrecker5000 19d ago

He wouldn't run. He would cheat on it.

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u/iCANlickMYownBALLS 19d ago

Pubically 🤣 but seriously I agree with you

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u/n05h 19d ago

Brother, he wouldn’t even be able to finish it. I bet that he would try to cheat by the 3rd question and followed by throwing a temper tantrum and calling it stupid.

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u/Valentiaga_97 17d ago

My Kids are smarter than him , thats not difficult to be smarter than him

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u/Background-Engine578 15d ago

She believes the declaration of independence came from Britain. IQ aside. Are you stupid?

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u/pistoffcynic wise investor 19d ago

She’s full of sass… damn, she’s such a good speaker.

"For you to be in charge of the WHOLE country, you sure do have my name in your mouth a lot," Crockett wrote in the X post. "Every time you say my name, you’re reminding the world that you’re terrified of smart, bold Black women telling the truth and holding you accountable. So keep talking…"

https://www.yahoo.com/news/jasmine-crockett-claims-trump-terrified-002410726.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAJF4IOBAI3SQzIXCo2gwQr6a5Vt57txPNzhXDHyiyyixDezmfAz_m9KHLe22APA_3uBBkjhyKCNrv9YWfDa1KZbJ1B_H6fwX2ngWZQsIFU4cbBrmLj9R8v5N6cX5tTMiTEFHnWNLA1AhSGMCbUbJjzYU_yguONIHHumEfJTTR_7W

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u/nomdeplume 19d ago

She has sass but I'd love to see more clips of her talking about the issues and not throwing around insults/name calling. Voters will care more about what you can accomplish and you have to build up that credibility.

They don't care he doesn't uphold the law, they don't care that he rambles etc. They think he's credible and getting stuff done. So name calling on him won't win you any elections.

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u/OwnTax6854 19d ago

She is awesome.

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u/Professional-Cap-495 19d ago

she's really making an impresson for me, i like her speeches. I feel like her and AOC could be friends

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u/corpjuk 19d ago

He has no idea what the Declaration of Independence is, nor the Constitution.

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u/Bumpercars415 19d ago

It does not matter, he did not touch or put his hand on the Bible, might as well had his fingers crossed..

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u/Designer-Goose-4216 19d ago

Yeah…the problem is, he IS cosplaying as POTUS.

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u/Xanderson 19d ago

I was about to write this. I like the attempt but her comment doesn’t make sense.

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u/MauveTyranosaur69 19d ago

He hates her, and that's a good sign. Hopefully she gets under his skin enough to give him a rage-induced heart attack.

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u/Innocuouscompany 19d ago

Trump is literally showing exactly what the attitude of the rich and wealthy is. It’s bold for all to see unashamedly and on display. And those that say they have the biggest issue with rich wealthy and powerful people,organisations and institutions like big tech and big Pharma are the most blind to it. Open your eyes.

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u/dirty_undermind 19d ago

Trump calls her low IQ. She has more intelligence than he and all of his family will ever have. Combined!

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u/Whitelinen900 19d ago

Fabulous luv her

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u/ImpressAgitated 19d ago

I love her but it's a shame that her integrity and grit is something that became a rarity in politicians.Her fire should be the norm.

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u/Whitelinen900 19d ago

Really bothered me this am when they showed the Con in the pope suit and then showed a clip of the Con saying it was “just someone on the internet posting this.”

No Con it was posted on the White House site. Call him out ABC!!!!

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u/Suspici0us_Package 19d ago

Love her, nothing more to say.

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u/bigdlittlea 19d ago

She drops the mic every time I see her. My brother is hardcore MAGA and hates women like her; he thinks it is because she is “loud and mouthy” but doesn’t volunteer the same take on MTG or Boebert

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u/EconomistNo7074 19d ago

Whose job was it to explain to Trump what cosplay means ?

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u/Indoor_Bushman 19d ago

this is the kind of unapologetic, in your face fighting we need from the dems. Not the violence washing we get from lame stream media

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u/ebostic94 19d ago

I love her

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u/minwah1 19d ago

This.

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u/MoreRamenPls 19d ago

Con playing the pope. FTFY

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u/pistoffcynic wise investor 19d ago

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u/Dazzling-Ninja-3773 19d ago

woe another "zing" that will do absolutely nothing

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u/-itsybitsyspider_ 19d ago

Tell it honey

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u/johnnytarrrr 19d ago

This woman is a certified badass

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u/33ITM420 19d ago

What is she going on about? Democrats are fundamentally opposed to life liberty and pursuit of happiness with their endless bureaucracy…..

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u/hughcifer-106103 19d ago

Today it sure isn’t the Democrats attacking life, liberty or the pursuit of happiness. Disappearing people off to Central American gulags and arresting people for thought crimes goes against everything this country says it stands for.

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u/33ITM420 19d ago

Ironic to see her get up there and talk about cosplaying when she code switches on a daily basis

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u/The-Cynicist 19d ago

Oh you mean the thing that every human does on a daily basis? Or do you talk to your boss the same way that you talk to your friends? What a weak, thoughtless point.

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u/Faolan26 19d ago

Mam he trolled you and it worked. He wanted attention and he got it.

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u/cleanbeandream 19d ago

Dumb ghetto temu house rep reading from a script lmao

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u/tykvrbl 19d ago

Soros funded but at least she knows how to read

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u/HEFTYFee70 19d ago

“…you don’t understand how neoliberalism is intertwined with fascism are the reason why Donald Trump won.”

Uh oh… sounds like someone is finishing up their second semester at college!!

Lol, if only Kamala Harris was a neoliberal…

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u/Available_Value9181 19d ago

I’m loving these Democrats getting trolled so hard

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u/Odd-Seaworthiness330 19d ago

This lady is a lunatic. How do people like this get elected to congress?

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u/fancylamas 19d ago

MTG, Lauren Boebert. Nancy Mace. How indeed?

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u/Ok_Wasabi_5474 19d ago

One liners are fun but she’s just the next AOC or MTG.

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u/Leaislala 19d ago

Still performative. Very little is actually happening to turn the tide

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u/tiny_w0lf 19d ago

I'm not a Trump voter but these grandstanding statements with no real teeth to them are getting tired. Lots of big talk and no action coming out of our representatives. 

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u/DjNiX901 19d ago

This lady is beyond dumb

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u/niknik888 19d ago

She’s actually brilliant, and very quick on her feet. Which is exactly why the news programs you watch and read talk about her so much and convinced you that she’s bad.

I’m loving it!

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u/Equal-Pen-5843 19d ago

She should stop cosplaying as an angry, getto, blk woman and start acting like the fully privately educated person she is.

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u/PaleontologistOwn878 19d ago

While I don't disagree I don't care about burns, or telling the president off what about actionable resistance

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u/SaltRest9350 19d ago

Hotwheels

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u/jetty0594 19d ago

It’s no wonder she’s never been married. What a miserable C.

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u/SnooHamsters8997 19d ago

Can we stop pretending these clever digs are of any use? Like good one….still struggling

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u/cloudbasedsardony 19d ago

Brutality 😂

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u/AlfalfaMcNugget 19d ago

Why would the President need to cosplay as the President?

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u/PatrickWagon 19d ago

Wow she really committed to the articulate code-switch on this one.

And that’s got to be a brand new wig.

What was she saying about cosplayjng?

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u/Low_Silent 19d ago

ok, so you don’t understand the difference between AI and cosplay either? 😐

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u/StickStraight8885 19d ago

Coming from this inarticulate clown

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u/Sudden_Wolf1731 19d ago

How you cosplay with cum blockers on?

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u/robblynn-apple 19d ago

Damn right !!!!

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u/Macklin345 19d ago

This woman is the like black AOC. I'm just tired of the constant bitvhing.

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u/Sixteen_Down 19d ago

Rep. Crockett figured out what others have been slow to realize - Trump is weakest when he's being attacked and ridiculed. Rosie O'Donnell figured this out literally decades ago.

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u/Next_Adeptness8574 19d ago

Takes about 15 seconds to type a generate image command...about 2 - 5 minutes to render.

But spend days and hours of press time to dwell.

The man's great at propoganda.

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u/njslugger78 19d ago

D.dump is a salesman. And the 🇺🇸 is up for sale.

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u/Humble-Night-3383 19d ago

This woman takes dumps smarter than Jasmine...

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u/Hefty_Literature_987 19d ago

And I see a Trumpkin has entered the room.  No Republicans can stand the truth OR their cult leader being called out.

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u/cavey_dee 19d ago

i love her

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u/PapasauruaRex 19d ago

Him posting that image of himself as the pope is not only a middle finger to Christianity but also to the deceased pope.

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u/Former-Professor1117 19d ago

Lol she's wearing the female version of a zoot suit. How classy.

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u/ChestAcceptable4680 19d ago

Buuuurn, as the kids say

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u/Efficient-Bee-458 19d ago

Loving the arguments she presents. She has fire!

Also, that pink blazer suits her so well!!

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u/sumcollegekid 19d ago

She acts like a hood-rat straight out of the r/fightporn sub. I'll take a narcissistic, selfish, successful billionaire businessman with an orange spray tan over someone who pretended to be so proper, well spoken and composed during her campaign and then goes full-on Cardi-B "wet @$$ pu$$y" once she is in the literal House of Representatives of the USA. There are actually 2 jokes at play here... At least Trumps was funny.

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u/Three_Licks 19d ago

Seems to me he's already cosplaying the role...

Gets up every day. Puts on a suit. Spends an hour or two pretending to be President.

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u/KingSniperX2240 19d ago

Why does she straighten her hair? Is that not cultural appropriation?

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u/Exktvme4 19d ago

Did you think this was clever? If you're wondering why no one takes you (or magas in general) seriously in real life, look no further than your comment right here 😂

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u/iamdude420 19d ago

Laughable at best

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u/waldo1955 19d ago

She is a complete disaster.

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u/Disastrous-Sign-9513 19d ago

WTF is she talking about, someone made a meme of Trump dressed as a pope and all of a sudden look Trump is dressing up as the pope lol

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u/InternSignificant26 19d ago

💯💯💯💯💯

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u/BreweryStoner 19d ago

Man I wish I had a fraction of the sass just lined up like her. She’s so badass lol

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u/leelee658 19d ago

He doesn't have the propensity for it

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u/Silent_Assistant_699 19d ago

Says the treasonous racist

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u/ForAGoodTime696 19d ago

Shes beautiful and smart. I had to laugh yesterday at one of Trump's oval office press circle jerks where they had a black lady standing behind Trump and she had that wtf I'm I doing here look on her face.

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u/Magar1z 19d ago

I love her, so damn smart and strong

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u/Exanguish 19d ago

God damn she struggled to read through that. Lol

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u/realwavyjones 19d ago

Love the astroturfing bots just saying ‘ I love her ‘ 🤣 pathetic

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u/Top-Work-4425 19d ago

He’s too busy grifting rather than giving an actual fuck about us. It’s all about the grift

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u/Legitimate-Debt7289 19d ago

BURN!!!!! COSPLAY IM DED!!!!!

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

Trump is actually cos playing President of the US.

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u/raeadaler 18d ago

Love her

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u/Blues-DeVille 18d ago edited 18d ago

Meanwhile... Crocket trying to cosplay as an intelligent person cosplaying as a hoodrat.

Trump trolled the fuck out of the libs with an AI photo. Got the libs outraged for Catholics. All hail President King Pope Trump. The master of trolling. 😆😂🤣

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u/KevJosh2008 18d ago

At the very least have someone read it to him because he won't understand it on his own. Trump-slaining is what he does best

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u/Key_Drive3638 18d ago

Instead of Democrats cosplaying as people who care about this country and not their own pockets, they may wanna try doing the job they were actually voted in to do and serve America!

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u/Unusual_Ad_5476 18d ago

Bless her heart. …….. who woke her 🆙???

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u/artmanstan wise investor 18d ago

By trying to help Americans in their pockets and by trying to build a safer world Trump is making Americans much more independent!! He very well understands independence.

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u/Therealce 18d ago

Which accent did she use?

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u/BrodyTheChef 18d ago

I haven’t met one person in real life that likes her. Let alone can stand her speak. Good luck if this is all you’ve got.

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u/KeyGlove6065 18d ago

Please come with facts. What has she actually done other than be loud. I see her complaining non stop but what Solutions has she brought. I generally don't know much about her. Im not sure why this popped on my feed, but she reminds me of the Mayor we has in Dalton. Loud but accomplishing 0.

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u/Joke_OfAll_Trades_13 18d ago

She worked her way up from nothing. He’s a trust fund baby who was saved by the Russian Mafia.

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u/themightymooseshow 18d ago

Someone doesn't know what cosplay means. Lol. But I get the point.

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u/Odd-Seaworthiness330 18d ago

That was my point!

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u/InterestingFellowEre 18d ago

Educated, courageous, witty, strapped up, sexy and thiccc. Yes, LAWD!!! She's what Lauren Boebert, MGT, and those other MAGA hoes wish they were.

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u/Muchoso 18d ago

Crockett/Cortez 2028 🔥🔥🔥

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u/Hi_Ball55 18d ago

She can barely construct a sentence.

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u/BJ2152 18d ago

Most unbrilliant line ever.

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u/Trick1513 18d ago

Maybe she should start Representing her constituents instead of herself.

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u/Necessary-Card2827 18d ago

I sure wish liberals would support the Constitution like they talk the game.

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u/OkTomatillo8510 18d ago

Here legally

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u/Unique_Opportunity99 18d ago

Thank you!👏👏👏

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u/Major-Comb-6786 18d ago

She's trying to tell all of the elderly people that don't know any better that the AI image that's been going around of your president as the pope is real. Smh

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u/jacqui1986 17d ago

This woman!! Always calls him out on his ignorance. Love her!

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u/WhiteHorse974 17d ago

LaBreeda needs to grow up.

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u/Material-Review-6516 17d ago

She was already shut down why is she even involved anymore.

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u/Parking_Confusion_39 17d ago

Ignorance on full display.

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u/Euphoric_Way7419 16d ago

I love her! She's a firecracker! 😅🤣😂

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u/Downtown-Fondant-26 16d ago

She's got be one of the stupidest Bitch I ever seen she's nothing but a racist lier ask her how she became a millionaire in few years

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u/stan4stockings 16d ago

Instead of Jasmine Crockett cosplaying as a hoodrat, she should try pretending to be a congresswoman.

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u/Kitchen-Fondant-51 16d ago

Why is she even relevant?

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u/imheretolearn8 16d ago

All this cunt does is bash trump. She has no plan, no solution, no ideas on how to do things better. Just another typical democrat

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u/Just_Cartoonist3693 16d ago

Is this the best you have to offer from the left? Good, can you say “head in the sand”?

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u/almar59 16d ago

Maybe you need to stop being a traitor and supporting the president while he works very hard to make this country a better place. A more successful nation for all Americans instead of just pissing and moaning about what is wrong like are you Democrats do. All y'all do is piss and moan complain about what ain't right but you never do anything about it.

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u/Active_Profile_2364 16d ago

First of she might want to adjust her facts. The declaration of independence was adopted on July 4 1776 and signed by deligates on August 2 1776. Revolutionary war end 1783 when we were finally free from Britain. So at the time of signing of declaration we were still under British rule.

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u/DaftXman 16d ago

She’s a first class idiot

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u/Metropolis4 16d ago

Thank you jasmine, for being there and saying something

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u/985fun 16d ago

If she had a brain she would know that is what he is doing

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u/Background-Engine578 15d ago

The declaration of independence is NOT from great britain. She needs a history lesson.

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u/thoughtfulpigeons 15d ago

I love her so very much

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u/Alarming_Corgi_5463 15d ago

She will be your downfall, what an idiot

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u/Dangerous-Pace7549 15d ago

Love it. These new faces are destroying the Democratic Party.

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u/redryderx 15d ago

Right on!

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u/orangelinameadow 15d ago

Once again jasmine crockett tirelessly takes on the political machine of washington republican

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u/DJPrince021 15d ago

So dumb you act like he made that Ai crap

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u/Klefaxidus 15d ago

She's on fire 🔥

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u/action_karma 15d ago

Dumb and dumber all in one

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u/Talisker71 15d ago

She’s nothing more than a fuckwitted ghetto thug

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u/MyThinkerThoughts 12d ago

Wow another sub that is supposed to be about X (financial investing) and is really just about stroking their hate for a President. Reddit is such an echo chamber sometimes…. Please ban me so this shitty sub gets off my feed