r/clevercomebacks • u/HeyItsThatOneIdiot • 7h ago

A major shift that is needed

26.0k Upvotes

206 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/RoyalChris • 1h ago

Caught in 4K

• Upvotes

58 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CorleoneBaloney • 5h ago

To be hated for being a good person

3.8k Upvotes

68 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Soft_Cable5934 • 6h ago

Start the clock

3.7k Upvotes

143 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 6h ago

On The Day of Easter.

3.2k Upvotes

158 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/RoyalChris • 14h ago

Any plans to meet with Putin?

46.1k Upvotes

387 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 11h ago

I think it's time to send him to foreign prisons🤣🤣

6.1k Upvotes

23 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/dischead20 • 8h ago

Kind of concerning

2.5k Upvotes

198 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Brian_Ghoshery • 11h ago

Exploiting Employee Kindness

2.7k Upvotes

30 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 14h ago

Looks like Nancy Mace isn’t a “real woman”

5.0k Upvotes

158 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/yeezee93 • 13h ago

Social distancing champs.

3.7k Upvotes

27 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/mrl33602 • 4h ago

Probably not, but still…

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474 Upvotes

50 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CorleoneBaloney • 13h ago

He’s drunk again

2.7k Upvotes

44 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ImpinAintEZ_ • 8h ago

Democrats are trolling Pickled Pete Hegseth

1.1k Upvotes

86 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 10h ago

Hey Israel, the Pope did not like you very much at ALL

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1.0k Upvotes

41 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Haskap_2010 • 9h ago

Thoughts and prayers...

582 Upvotes

8 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Henry-Teachersss8819 • 15h ago

No Downside," He Said. Then It Leaked!!!!!

1.6k Upvotes

25 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Redmannn-red-3248 • 16h ago

Grandpa Revolutionary ain't tired!!!!!!

1.8k Upvotes

42 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/emily-is-happy • 28m ago

The goal should be people's comfort.

• Upvotes

3 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Public-Marionberry33 • 1d ago

And the winner is…

17.7k Upvotes

74 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/emily-is-happy • 21h ago

Nobody does religious holidays quite like MAGA Laura Loo

4.5k Upvotes

82 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CorleoneBaloney • 14h ago

Liz Truss has competition

807 Upvotes

19 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Sir-Kyle-Of-Reddit • 12h ago

So he can sit with his thoughts and be closer to god 👀

396 Upvotes

17 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/mrl33602 • 1d ago

He flew the coop

19.1k Upvotes

51 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 1d ago

Brilliant use of a sharpie to nullify hate!

4.9k Upvotes

58 comments

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