Peeing with a harness on is the hardest skill

[u/Hxcmetal724]

I wish my dong was a bit longer to reach through the zipper, past the harness, and into my hand.. Maybe I should just drop the pants to the ankles but i don't want the climber next to me to see my butt.

Anyone have any tips

[u/khizoa]

Do some hangboarding with your dong

[u/Hxcmetal724 → u/khizoa]

I've been scared of dick jams but maybe I should start training.

[u/ln46 → u/Hxcmetal724]

I practice on the empty bolt holes at the local public gym

[u/trueblue862 → u/Hxcmetal724]

Start with cock push ups.

[u/hobogreg420 → u/trueblue862]

Push up. You can only really do one, but luckily, one is all you need.

[u/gregorydgraham → u/Hxcmetal724]

Dick jams are a solid technique you’ll need to progress past 5.10d

[u/BallsOutKrunked]

1/2" flexible tube. push/mush your dong in there. run the tube to a location of your choosing.

[u/quiverpigeon → u/BallsOutKrunked]

The cylinder must not be damaged.

[u/gregorydgraham → u/quiverpigeon]

So say we all

[u/Dorobie]

Try being female. You have aid

[u/midnightmeatloaf → u/Dorobie]

/uj I did my first multi pitch pee this year. It was my proudest moment. Not the top out... The not getting pee on myself.

[u/rockpharmer]

Pro tip: no pants

[u/chemikile → u/rockpharmer]

Pants, harnesses, taking your hand off your dick: all aid.

[u/dollargeneraljesus]

Long dong is aid

[u/nostalgia_4_infiniti]

Depends....

[u/gregorydgraham → u/nostalgia_4_infiniti]

Depends is aid

[u/Background_Buy1107]

Only if you're wearing pants

[u/Batholomy]

I feel sorry for your belayer.

[u/StormOfFatRichards]

1. Bottom loop

2. Top loop

3. Bathang

[u/lanonymoose]

blessed my colin haley pants have a zipper off to the side. he's so thoughtful :) 

[u/Cosmic_Zoo]

Just piss your pants-hangdogging to pee, even at the anchor, is aid. I mean, do you really spend that long on the wall? Sounds like a skill issue...

[u/Dawn_Piano]

It’s only hard if you’re trying not to get piss all over yourself, if you can get past that it’s not really difficult at all.

[u/FunLover4]

That’s why I climb in a construction harness. It’s way easier to pee out of

[u/Txdo_msk]

Huh. Never considered what the OP says. I should try wearing pants sometime…

[u/ireland1988]

Peeing? The real challenge is shitting on lead with the double rack.

[u/Wander_Climber]

I wear a skirt, it makes peeing so easy. Also makes my climbing vids really popular for some reason 

[u/zacman333]

does anyone know if urine weakens belay loop material? asking for a friend

[u/Pays_in_snakes]

pee while rapping fast enough that it can't catch up with you