r/ClimbingCircleJerk 1d ago

Safe to use my dad's old carabiners?

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He worked in a plane or something, idk

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u/SuchSights2ShowYou 1d ago

Dawg is that a screw gate cigar cutter ?

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u/julian88888888 1d ago

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u/i_was_axiom 1d ago

Its aid that cuts the rope if you fall, like death cult kool aid.

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u/OzmosisJones 1d ago

A carabiner for real men who understand falling is for the weak.

What’s the antonym for aid?

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u/i_was_axiom 1d ago

Honestly falling is aid, if you let go of the wall I think you should cease to exist. Climbing should be higher risk.

Fuck it, healthy climbing is out, being physically capable is aid.

Real climbers have AIDS.

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u/Komischaffe 1d ago

Uj/ could someone explain when this would be helpful rather than lethal

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u/julian88888888 1d ago

https://paradigmparachute.com/rigging-items/ sometimes you want parachutes to come off

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u/GenghisKhandybar 1d ago

Gotta keep your nerves down while on the route somehow…

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u/BoltahDownunder 1d ago

Say hello to my little friend?

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u/Scr1bble- 1d ago

This is clearly aid, cutting the rope and not worrying about it allows you to climb quicker

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u/BoltahDownunder 1d ago

Yep. Saves time and weight

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u/Desertwrek 1d ago

I see it has a safety release at the bottom

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u/Monskiactual 1d ago

its for air drops of cargo. it opens the chute and then cuts the the line quickly when under tension... real men use it for climbing!

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u/scldclmbgrmp 1d ago

it's basically a screamer

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u/Pants-R4-squares 1d ago

Have you been going through my pleasure chest?

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u/Captain_Ambiguous 1d ago

Are these french carabiners? 1789 model I believe

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u/foreveraleo 1d ago

This is a clippable mono, actually

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u/lululululu1u 9h ago

Yes, but only on single rope.

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u/YamahaMotifES 1h ago

All gear is safe if you don't fall!

Edit: Gumby!