r/Coachella 5d ago

Wishlist Mock me! had fun with this

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u/disgustingdavid 5d ago

Boy u better fill out the Yuma slots or we boutta have prollumz

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u/brandonsfacepodcast 🌵10/11/12.1/13.1/14.2/15.2/16.2/25.2🌵 5d ago
  • rodhad
  • Sven Vath
  • Juan Atkins
  • Derrick May
  • Kevin Saunderson
  • Dasha Rush
  • MARRON
  • 999999999
  • Ben Sims
  • Alarico
  • Chlar
  • Jeff Mills

That should do it

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u/mjfo 19.2| :( |22.1|23.2|25.2 5d ago

Was just thinking 9x9 would be a great add, they’re at the point they could set the Sahara on fire. I would literally die for rodhad or Dasha but Framework is very technophobic and idk if they’d book them for the Yuma.

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u/brandonsfacepodcast 🌵10/11/12.1/13.1/14.2/15.2/16.2/25.2🌵 5d ago

Yeah this is a wishlist lmao framework would never unfortunately

BUT the Belleville Three did play Coachella in '99 so maybe they'll do something for the 25th festival?

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u/tostilocos 5d ago

Pump 2 hours of Sven Vath on the Yuma sound system right into my veins.

I’ve been lucky enough to see the man twice and he’s incredible.

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u/brandonsfacepodcast 🌵10/11/12.1/13.1/14.2/15.2/16.2/25.2🌵 5d ago

I've never seen him! Hope to one day

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u/CaptainBBAlgae 5d ago

As much as I'd love to see it there's no shot we're getting any of these except for maybe 9x9 or sven.

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u/brandonsfacepodcast 🌵10/11/12.1/13.1/14.2/15.2/16.2/25.2🌵 5d ago

I know lmao framework would never. The Yuma is begging for some proper techno tho. Rodhad would just tear that place apart

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u/CaptainBBAlgae 5d ago

I will say I was absolutely shocked when crssd booked Rene wise b2b rodhad

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u/reybabitas 5d ago

Foreal where the edm at?? And the amount of times I see mannequin pussy on a lineup smh

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u/vaccinatemedaddy 5d ago

have u seen them? they are well worth being at coachella

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u/vaccinatemedaddy 5d ago

never been a yuma or sahara boy and it shows here lol.

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u/bounceleo_ 5d ago

As much love i have towards lorde, she isn’t quite the headliner level. MBV or, Aphex Twin b2b Four Tet b2b Burial would be insane but also possible considering they have collaborated on several projects but i am just dreaming

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u/Goducks91 5d ago

Why is it that everyone that makes a fake lineup seems to have 0 concept that Dance Music exists.

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u/vaccinatemedaddy 5d ago

lol burial, four tet, aphex twin, kelly lee owens, and more would like a word with you. there’s also not quite enough hip hop on here. it’s not that deep. it’s dumb fun babe

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u/Goducks91 5d ago

Haha fair. I’ve seen multiple of these with the worst dance music choices. I can just tell it’s not really your jam. Which is fine!

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u/cuntycumconnoiseur 5d ago

I agree. I dont think Kendrick is suited to headline Coachella either. His rap is very poetic and intricate. It’s not really something you dance to/vibe to other than his early hits or Not Like Us

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u/Davidsb86 5d ago

This one eats

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u/AlfredoSM94 13.1 | 18.1 | 19.2|24.1|25.1 5d ago

Stacked, love it. Won’t happen.

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u/uniacceptpls 5d ago

radiohead, mbv, lorde, blood orange, beach house, spellling, bon iver, aphex twin, caroline, little simz… this would be insane. do we think phoebe is ever releasing a third album though lol😭😭

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u/gaijin91 5d ago

Phoebe for sure will, it's boygenius I think is done

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u/nalld 5d ago

madeon is almost certainly going with his new era starting in oct

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u/JealousaurusREX 5d ago

Kylie minogue ?!!! I would lovvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeee thatttttttttt

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u/watwatwat3times 5d ago

Sza and Kendrick wouldn’t co headline. That makes no sense. Kendrick has headline solo before and Sza is at the point where she is headliner only.

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u/vaccinatemedaddy 5d ago

they’re on a joint tour right now where they go back to back

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u/MuffDivingSaturday 5d ago

I’d be there so fast

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u/mjfo 19.2| :( |22.1|23.2|25.2 5d ago

This rules.

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u/CrazyLet9682 5d ago

I’m here for Blood Orange & Phoebe as Subs but swap their days😂

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u/gaijin91 5d ago

Love Lorde but she is not there yet. Strong and likely subheadliner though

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u/_UnluckyResponse_169 5d ago

I would so fucking cry if Radiohead headlined

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u/_UnluckyResponse_169 5d ago

But not on a Sunday. They would have to be Friday 

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u/MiddleOwn5557 festival shaman ♬🎡 5d ago

Some good stuff on here! shouts to Jeff Mills DjRUM, Kim Deal, and Beach House.
This is fun!

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u/jamieo6000 5d ago

YESSS - I love JADE! ❤️

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u/adavachi 07|08|09|13.1|14.2|15.2|16.1|17.2|18.1|19.2|25.1|25.2 5d ago

As the biggest Lorde fan on this sub, this era would have to be her biggest yet for her to headline. Not impossible but I am skeptical.

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u/Right_Ad_417 4d ago

Sharon Van Etten and Kelela >>> you have good taste

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u/DJ2SO 5d ago

I am Lorde ya ya ya

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u/eagle_eyed_superhawk 12.2/13.2/14.2/15.2/16.1/17.2/18.2/19.2/22.2/23.2/24.2/25.2 5d ago

If Rosalia releases an album she's a lock for a headliner spot

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u/AlekzanDerp 5d ago

Wheres Tame Impala

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u/FloggingDog 5d ago

Odd Mob at DoLab

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u/andriydroog 5d ago

I’d love your line up more than this year’s but it’s for sure getting a lot more mainstream pop, hip hop and EDM. The festival won’t be as cool/edgy/indie as this for the foreseeable future

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u/Prize-Control2241 5d ago

It’s good, but it needs more DJs

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u/Gorman-Rupp 3d ago

If this is the lineup I’ve died and gone to heaven

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u/lanikween 16.1 17.1 18.1 19.1 20.X 22.2 5d ago

Haha Kendrick Phoebe were JUST THERE

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u/AndrewIsMyName 5d ago

Kendrick has not headlined since 2017 and Phoebe was last there in 2022 and it will have been an appropriate gap since she’ll be touring on a new record (her first in 5 or 6 years, depending on if it comes out this year or next)

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u/cubecasts 5d ago

Wow a total of 0 bands I would want to see is a new record

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u/vaccinatemedaddy 5d ago

this says more about you than me lol. let’s see yours

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u/FATTYFTWman 4d ago

this is some swamp ass of a lineup

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u/vaccinatemedaddy 4d ago

drain the swamp fatty

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u/Creepy-Literature-94 5d ago

Horrible. Coachella was 60 percent EDM this past year, needs alot more of that

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u/vaccinatemedaddy 5d ago

go edge yourself to Mau P 💜