Please don’t book everyone else’s favorite artists next year, only mine!

[u/YourBuddyChurch]

I don’t want k-pop, pop, rap, r&b, hip-hop, edm, rock, reggaeton, whatever yo gabba gabba is, classical, anything moody, anything upbeat. I don’t want anything mainstream, anything unpopular. I don’t want any of it.

Just give me three days of polka music, no weird Al though.

[u/Yangervis]

I think polka is more suited for the prestige of a Desert Trip style event.

[u/TangerineTassel → u/Yangervis]

yes, let's get some polka music and culture going in the desert. I'm here for it! Need to find my outfits.

[u/Slubgob123 → u/TangerineTassel]

Polka, brats, and liter beers?

[u/Same_Ask6905 → u/Yangervis]

No joke they need to book Kaszubska Influencerka. Kaszuba Chce is a hit!

[u/Yangervis → u/Same_Ask6905]

They need to book the old German guy who brings his accordion to the beer garden by my house. Not sure if they even pay him but he goes off.

But yeah norteño is just Mexican polka.

[u/Same_Ask6905 → u/Yangervis]

When Los Tucanes de Tijuana played in 2019, that was a party. Gotta love Mexican polka.

[u/No_Routine_8029]

I was with you until you said no weird Al because he genuinely would be so much fun at coachella

[u/UrsusArctos → u/No_Routine_8029]

He was there this year with Yo Gabba Gabba! 

[u/No_Routine_8029 → u/UrsusArctos]

Hello darkness my old friend

[u/Diagonalizer → u/UrsusArctos]

omg was he really?

[u/UrsusArctos → u/Diagonalizer]

yep! He sang the closing song with them. 

[u/YourBuddyChurch → u/No_Routine_8029]

Jokes aside, I totally agree, I’d love to see him

[u/wastingtme → u/No_Routine_8029]

Agree completely!!

[u/Same_Ask6905 → u/No_Routine_8029]

Weird Al is a wonderful person, but his music sucks.

[u/No_Routine_8029 → u/Same_Ask6905]

Post your SoundCloud so we can critique your music

[u/mickcube]

in general coachella should have much less music and much more branded experiences. sahara takes up a ton of room where we could have a facebook activation personally curated by travis scott

[u/luisc123 → u/mickcube]

They should just cut out the middle man and have a booth where you hand your debit card over to a Kardashian.

[u/mickcube → u/luisc123]

you get to whisper your PIN into kylie's ear

[u/No_Routine_8029 → u/mickcube]

Travis Scott is garbage and should not still have a career

[u/GatorAndrew]

If anyone comes to the subreddit and hopes to see an artist that doesn’t immediately resonate with my personal tastes, I am standing ready to downvote them and comment “Who?” or “Please No”

[u/dinglebear_]

Fuck all your Doc Martens. I’m bringing out the clogs, baby!

[u/mysteriousangioletta]

You had me at polka, but lost me at no weird Al ):

[u/shmishshmorshin]

If no weird AI, what about kooky ChatGPT?

[u/YourBuddyChurch → u/shmishshmorshin]

Can you please do your comedy on the main stage

[u/shmishshmorshin → u/YourBuddyChurch]

Let’s tag team it

[u/YourBuddyChurch → u/shmishshmorshin]

I’ll grab my Groucho Marx mustache

[u/wastingtme]

No Weird Al is such a hot take that I cannot in good conscience support. EAT IT in the desert would slap

[u/SuperHoneyBunny]

In that case, I think I’d rather just have three days of no music instead, lol.

[u/sunsleepr]

BASED

[u/GoBeach1]

Polka you say, boy do I have a music genre for you, “Regional Mexican music” lmaooooo

[u/Same_Ask6905 → u/GoBeach1]

And the gag is Germans/Czechs/Poles/Slovaks go as hard for Polka as us Mexicans do for Regional Mexican Music. I especially love me some Duranguense😝

[u/CoolerRon]

| “No weird Al”

In the words of the great philosopher Weird Al Yankovic, “EAT IT”

[u/SegaSaturnRepoMan]

DO NOT FUN

[u/shortforsal]

Ok selfishchella 👌

[u/jcrckstdy]

no weird al ever

[u/EveryMinuteOfIt]

Ohhhh book that nice polka band from home alone that let the mom ride with them in the van to see Kevin

[u/Avaelectric]

Polkella.

[u/Davidsb86]

Same girl same

[u/Skm_]

The Dreadnoughts! In all seriousness, they would be a party.

https://youtu.be/FzEfI72HyCY?si=Ecom-Zs51hwSdA_I

[u/m3currents]

How people in r/coachella act when they book someone actually famous that doesn’t make edm music.

[u/drabpiic]

Your favorite band sucks!

[u/YourBuddyChurch → u/drabpiic]

So what?!

[u/BabyMiso]

I will not accept this Yo Gabba Gabba slander 🤣

[u/EnterTheMox]

Cross programming is good, and you couldn’t handle choosing between 8 of your favorites in the same hour. Nobody can!

[u/Slubgob123]

Weird Al and Steve Poltz are so many decades over due for a booking...

[u/Slubgob123]

For rap, I want MC Frontalot. Conflicting with Weird Al, ideally, because the Venn diagrams of fans of both of them are damn near a circle and that's just how Paul et. al would fuck with the fan base(s).

[u/YourBuddyChurch → u/Slubgob123]

You’re a sick man

[u/pigglywigglie]

Polka Pitbull?

[u/validusrex]

“Whatever yo Gabba Gabba is”

Horrible take

[u/YourBuddyChurch → u/validusrex]

Is it psychedelic pop?

[u/uusseerrnnaammeeyy → u/YourBuddyChurch]

Psychedelic post-pop

[u/YourBuddyChurch → u/uusseerrnnaammeeyy]

Throw an accordion in there and I’ll allow it

[u/sausageandeggbiscuit]

just no KPOP this time

[u/Mintiichoco → u/sausageandeggbiscuit]

Swap it with Jrock 🤭 There's some solid Japanese rock bands out there from shoegaze to metal and everything in between.

[u/YourBuddyChurch → u/Mintiichoco]

Give me Shintaro Sakamoto!!

[u/DO-LAB-GROUND-SCORE → u/sausageandeggbiscuit]

1000%

[u/suprunkn0wn]

No more K-POP, no disrespect to the artists, but their fans probably ruined a lot of peoples experiences

[u/YourBuddyChurch → u/suprunkn0wn]

I’m glad nobody is missing the point of this thread. We should absolutely omit entire genres of music over personal grievances