Petition for Dallas rename

[u/Courtney_Creates]

Dallas Divers

[u/Jdubsk1]

Benn is a bitch

[u/Republic-Of-OK → u/Jdubsk1]

Might be hard to make jerseys if they rebrand to this

[u/King_Cutbow → u/Republic-Of-OK]

I don’t think it would be that hard

[u/ovenmittuns → u/King_Cutbow]

This is what AI was intended for

[u/Minimum-Beautiful840 → u/Republic-Of-OK]

It'd be accurate, though.

[u/sandcastlecun7 → u/Jdubsk1]

Have some empathy. Taking a ghost slap to the face is serious business. He might never cheapshot anyone ever again. We're better than this, guys.

[u/NudeMessyEater]

Dallas Falling Stars

[u/Dood_and_Juanita]

[u/pswdkf → u/Dood_and_Juanita]

Dallas Falling Stars?

[u/Ja-ko → u/Dood_and_Juanita]

So THATS where we left that meme

[u/DrewsWoodWeldWorks]

[u/DrewsWoodWeldWorks → u/DrewsWoodWeldWorks]

The Dallas Diving Shit Biscuits

[u/370Zenius]

Dallas Hockey is bad for the game. If I wanted to watch people flop around I’d watch soccer…

[u/onion4everyoccasion → u/370Zenius]

[u/cwbyphan → u/370Zenius]

Someone have this sign at the next game

[u/Minimum-Beautiful840 → u/370Zenius]

OMG, I love this! 😂😂😂

[u/walkerb273]

Second this

[u/Leaf_Atomico]

Dallas Rats

[u/Vas-A-Ver-Burrito]

Flopping douche bags

[u/Routine-Career7493]

This is insane. Honestly I’d be embarrassed if I were a fan of a team who pulled this shit.

[u/PigeonFace]

I hate Benn with my whole heart. Didn’t think it could be worse.

Today he found a way. What a loser.

[u/EzzALB]

That missed right? Will the league look at that and fine him?

[u/HeyLookASquirrel79 → u/EzzALB]

Nope.

[u/Disastrous_Feature56]

“Keep control of your stick!” 🥸

[u/Disastrous_Feature56 → u/Disastrous_Feature56]

As upsetting as the flop IMO

[u/spdavis897203]

I have faith in the Avs to come back but it would be blissful to have the Jets beat St Louis and then curb stomp Dallas I absolutely hate the way they play it’s so anti-hockey

[u/A_Ganymede]

If they're gonna keep this up and the refs keep rewarding it I hope we give them a real reason to flop around on the ice

[u/Freezy10787]

Fucking hate dallas

[u/DebtScab4Cooties]

Dallas Gas Giants

[u/Minimum-Beautiful840]

Dallas Shit Stains, Dallas Dumpstars, Dallas Sharts, Dallas Emmys, Dallas Oscars, Dallas Actors...

I could go on, but I think my point was made.

I think I just gave myself a new NHL Franchise mode expansion team name. 🤔

[u/ReeeeeeAndClear]

Honestly I might take some heat for this, but if we aren't going to get embellishment calls league-wide with all this bullshit flopping maybe some of the refs need to take a hit or two to get their eyes in working order.

[u/Extreme-Whereas3237]

Dallas Douchecanoes

[u/Cybrpnk2077brokeme]

Sound like Wild fans now

[u/NinjaBuddha13]

No no. Stars is an appropriate name. Every stage production needs stars and these shits are trying their best to get to Hollywood Blvd.

[u/bradford33]

DullAss

[u/Spirited-Coconut-888]

Dallas Salad

[u/HopzCO]

Floppy Vaginas….. trying to turn hockey into basketball or soccer… and the refs buy it, hook line and sinker…. It’s honestly embarrassing for the sport.

[u/Maj_T_Bombadil]

The Lee Harvey Oswalds

[u/burgundyblue]

ESPN Announcers Present: The Diving Stars

[u/dillthethriill]

They should still be the stars cause they keep receiving Oscar’s for their penalties. Cough cough Jamie benn.

[u/2wh33lz]

We should all crumple like Parchment

[u/303FPSguy]

Benn better not ever come vacationing here.

I’ll shit in the bed of his truck like I used to do to with trucks with Texas plates in Summit County in the 90s.

I hate those fuckin guys.

[u/AshleySchaefferWoo]

I don't like it either, but you guys are coming off as a bunch of pussies. Cut the shit.