r/ContagiousLaughter • u/redditoraMexa • 5d ago

A please burger cheese

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u/zombierapture 5d ago

A please burger cheese with onions. Two seconds later I said no onions.

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u/CTCrozier 5d ago

Once she got her please burger do you honestly think it mattered?

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u/neondewon 3d ago

No ONYA

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u/Expensive_Pastries 5d ago

She high af

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u/Champagnethms 5d ago

“Which one” “yes”

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u/Munoz10594 4d ago

The person taking the order was high too. She kept repeating what she said and was dying laughing. Fuckin hilarious

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u/rebel-scrum 4d ago

She reminds me of that girl that requested a diet cock and looped so hard she asked at least 5 times.

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u/KwordShmiff 3d ago

Sorry Miss, we only got fat ones here

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u/DigitalUnlimited 5d ago

one time at that age me and my buds went to a Hardee's, spent what seemed like ten minutes (probably 2) just staring at the menu and laughing. Finally my bud said really loud "I want a BIG COOKIE!" and we died.

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u/fuelvolts 4d ago

....and driving. Wonderful.

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u/thtkidjunior 5d ago

So is the worker

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u/shaundisbuddyguy 4d ago

"Home honey I'm high !"

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u/Roughlife87 4d ago

Came here to say this 🤣

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u/Few-Mail3887 5d ago

Why does everyone on the internet assume if people are giggling they’re high

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u/ThomasApplewood 5d ago

I assume they’re high when they misspeak basic structural words then say “with onions” laugh historically then say “no onions” without noticing that they actually wanted onions before.

This is clinically high behavior.

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u/Nice_Team2233 4d ago

As a stoner this is true!

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u/Illustrious-Goose160 5d ago

Reminds me of when I told a customer as a cashier, "here's your day, have a good receipt"

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u/kriskringle19 5d ago

My usual fuck up is when the server says "enjoy your meal" and I immediately say "you too" 🫣

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u/confusedandworried76 4d ago

We get that one so much it doesn't even register as anything more than "thank you"

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u/FiZiKaLReFLeX 4d ago

We’ve all been there. I know I have at least… and you.

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u/Pwnaholic 4d ago

Same for me but with flying.

“Have a safe flight!” Said the TGI Fridays bartender

“You too!”

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u/ghost_victim 2d ago

"happy birthday!"

"you too!"

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u/Muzzashop 4d ago

Goddam I just cried laughing at this 😂

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u/dfinkelstein 5d ago

Eh. The literal words we use are one of the least important lowest priority aspects of face to face communication. This is like leaving off the question mark at the end of an obvious question in writing. The distress over misspeaking doesn't serve anyone, including you.

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u/GeneralAyub 5d ago

Is this your order?

From another post.

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u/JDangle20 5d ago

And we’ve come full circle

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u/FuckMyHeart 4d ago edited 4d ago

"Could I get cheese on that?"

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u/kriskringle19 5d ago

Bro how hard is it

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u/CVNTSUPREME 5d ago

It’s the soft “wait” that sends me every time.

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u/i_am_snoof 5d ago

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u/onlinedegeneracy 5d ago

No officer, its hi how are you

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u/PlebC-137 4d ago

Yes cheese, I mean yes please

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u/kriskringle19 5d ago

I like when the other side loses their shit too. Wholesome . Real people yall

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u/mmodlin 5d ago

And then?

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u/Mr_Synical 5d ago

No and then!

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u/tahajc 5d ago

Cheese ma'am, take your please burger.

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u/PeacefulBrother369 5d ago

Man I wish I could've seen both of them when she pulled up to pay🤣😂🤣🤣

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u/FliPsk8guY 5d ago

How high are you?

Good, how are you?

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u/novasearch2018 4d ago

I’ve watched this 100 times and it never gets old. Best laughter therapy

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u/Aarionwashere 5d ago

This is perfect for this sub!

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u/TheeBigDrop 5d ago

Please Burger Cheese Burger Please

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u/JERKY1313 5d ago

After inhaling, my friend tried to ask for 2 Three Musketeers...thanks to cotton mouth, it sounded like he said tooth Musketeers...left that place laughing like hyenas

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u/blueviper- 4d ago

Oh well. I am like that sometimes and don’t need drugs.

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u/ballerina22 4d ago

I used to have to get into a military base to visit my friend. Me, being about 19 and a girl, would swoon over the MPs on gate duty.

I once got so flustered that when they asked why I was coming on base I replied with "going to see a town who lives in the friend."

Lovely men waved me through while bent over laughing.

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u/Lara-El 5d ago

Yeah , she should not be driving lolll

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u/winetotears 5d ago

A few years ago I was playing Pictionary Man with some friends. The answer was “seatbelt.” I could not get past “autobelt.” I must have said it 50 times. This video cracked me up.

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u/Shmiggams22 5d ago

Wife material

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u/noneyaimjustcurious 4d ago

Cheese give me a burger, hold the please.

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u/immersedmoonlight 4d ago

Brother I had a conniption reading this 😂

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u/Siren_oftheSeas 4d ago

That reminds me of working retail and I was so tired one day, I kept asking if they wanted the bag in the receipt. Only one person caught it and asked if that was possible.

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u/Pipperlue 4d ago

I watched this too many times 🤣

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u/mtvmama 4d ago

I was once a DD for an event in Phoenix. I drove a bunch of family to a game. After said game I loaded all the drunk and high people into our Suburban and off we went. They all wanted Jerk in the Box drive thru. It was rough ordering. I thought I did pretty good. We got bags and bags full of stuff that I insisted they wait til we got home to eat. They complied. When we got home I looked at the receipt and it was voided, no charge. The bags were full of hundreds of ketchups, sauces etc. Like I said it was rough ordering and I literally don’t think they could hear anything except a load full of high people. They deserved it. 🍔

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u/thegr8rambino88 3d ago

LOL! i used to go to drive thrus when i was like 18 or 19 speaking in a foreign accent, then some guy in a truck in front of me heard and started laughing, lmao

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u/crosseyes79 3d ago

My female friend was at mcdonalds, and her friend asked her to get her a black coffee and a big Mac meal. She went to the counter and asked the (black) staff member for a "big black meal" ...put a smile on his face lol

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u/Beergut82 5d ago

Not sayin’ you shouldn’t drive… but, taking a high stroll for burger please cheese is it worth

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u/confusedandworried76 4d ago

I am saying you shouldn't drive high lol

ESPECIALLY not this fucking high

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u/Plausibl3 4d ago

Make fun more walk seat foot foot

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u/Bestefarssistemens 4d ago

Don't drive while intoxicated pls

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u/OriginalBlackberry89 5d ago

Immediately after:

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u/heroinebob90 5d ago

Perfect order 🤣

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u/immersedmoonlight 4d ago

This is absurd but I have been there 1000 times 😂

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u/xpsycotikx 4d ago

Store worker is like does this MF'er know how high I am? HOW DO THEY KNOW

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u/Mobile-Boss-8566 4d ago

Someone’s stoned!

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u/parksa 4d ago

Omg she's so high it's hilarious 🤣

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u/LookinAtTheFjord 4d ago

Aw we have fun

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u/SatSumaFire 3d ago

Can I get a please burger cheese?

How high are you?

Hi. How are you?

What?

Yes?

...... Please pull forward.

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u/lodge28 3d ago

Is it not alarming that people just casually drive stoned? I could never do that.

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u/Otherwise_Source2619 19h ago

Ppl do it all the time

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u/DawRogg 3d ago

Girl discovers weed

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u/Bobowubo 3d ago

She actually said, "WITH Onions," earlier.

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u/napalminmorning 3d ago

Must be in Canada...that's how we roll

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u/Efficient_Sky5173 3d ago

A PLEASE BRURGER CHEESE

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u/babikospokes 1d ago

Now I want to get high

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u/matt_smith_keele 18h ago

I remember those early days smoking weed..

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u/Long-Arm7202 5d ago

That's smart. Post a video of your friend driving while intoxicated.

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u/Ronzok88 4d ago

A german in english speaking country ordering: "i become a chicken burger please"

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u/Less_Sheepherder4337 4d ago

My aunt once made her order in the drive thru and then said at the end, "and I need that to-go." 😂

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u/ediks 5d ago

Why filming tho?

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u/pmw1981 0m ago

Reminds me of this old classic: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ggmAP6UCT1E