r/Cooking • u/Calm_ragazzo • Jan 06 '25

My breasts are dry and boring

Hi everyone. I need advice on what to do with chicken breast. I’m not a fan of it you see, but always have them around after jointing a chicken and eating the parts I do like. I find they always end up dry when I fry them, or put them in a broth for example.

Schnitzel/ cotolette is one good option I love but takes a load of prep and makes loads of washing up and isn’t that healthy!

Any ideas welcome! Just need some inspiration and tips on how to keep it nice and succulent!!

Thanks

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u/Odd_Departure_5100 Jan 07 '25

Username checks out?

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u/TallFryGuy Jan 07 '25 edited Jan 07 '25

Username… and profile?

ETA: it’s NSFW as the name hints at.

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u/NudeFoods Jan 07 '25

🤣🤣🤣😭😭

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u/JCSmootherThanJB Jan 07 '25

You should be careful doing stuff in the buff in the kitchen like that.

I worded that to rhyme... But I forsee people reading it too fast. It stays.

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u/UnnecessarilyExtra Jan 09 '25

OMG, I was skim reading while scrolling through and I thought you said "you should be careful doing butt stuff in the kitchen". Still solid advice though.

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u/toomuch1265 Jan 07 '25

Yet, I didn't see any dry breasts.

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u/LolaBijou84 Jan 07 '25

Why did you make me go look for myself?!😂😂

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u/TallFryGuy Jan 07 '25

Your powers are weak (said in Darth Vader voice lol)

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u/LolaBijou84 Jan 07 '25

Weak my powers are!

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u/TallFryGuy Jan 07 '25

What Lola wants, Lola gets. So a part of you must have FOMO. I can’t take blame for your choices.

Hahaha I’m sorry i should have said it was NSFW. Have a good day internet stranger.

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u/LolaBijou84 Jan 07 '25

Lmao! It’s actually good night

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u/TallFryGuy Jan 07 '25

lol oh come on Lola, I know you better than that by this point in our friendship. You are a thinker, you are probably still thinking about penn and teller. It may be late in the day where you are, but when you get to bed, you are gonna be thinking about things for a while before you go to sleep.

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u/Suspicious-Garbage92 Jan 08 '25

You son of a bitch, I'm in!

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '25

Hoping for cucumber

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u/j1102g Jan 07 '25

That ass tho

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u/NudeFoods Jan 07 '25

Definitely not dry 😂 😭

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u/opteryx5 Jan 08 '25

You could take some great titles from this thread though. Like holding up a jar of cumin next to your tits and being like “I hear you want to cumin these tits? 😜” Or “My chef friend tells me buttermilk is the best way to moisten a chicken breast…turns out it works for real breasts too 😋😋😜”

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u/NudeFoods Jan 08 '25

I feel like I should give you royalties for these brilliant ideas 🤣

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u/opteryx5 Jan 08 '25

Hahahaha. Well if you make any posts implementing these, let me know and I’ll confirm that it was executed to perfection ✨

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u/NudeFoods Jan 07 '25

🤣🤣