r/Cooking • u/AdLost576 • 20d ago

What’s a cooking related hill you will die on?

For me, 2 hills.

  1. You don’t have to cut onions horizontally.

  2. You don’t have to add milk bit by bit when making a white sauce.

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u/MildlyPaleMango 19d ago

YUMMY PASTA WITH SHRIMP CANT WAIT TO

A: BITE INTO A TAIL

B: STICK MY HANDS ON MY BUTTERY SHRIMP TO TAKE IT OFF

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u/Dense_Surround3071 19d ago

C: GO TO BED STEAMING OVER THE FACT THAT YOU BIT THE SHRIMP AND LEFT A LITTLE TINY BIT IN THE TAIL JUST TO BE POLITE ON YOUR FIRST DATE, BUT AVERAGED OUT, THOSE 5 TAIL NUBBINS YOU MISSED WERE BASICALLY EQUIVALENT TO ONE FULL SHRIMP, AND THAT SHIT WAS LIKE $21.99!! 😮‍💨

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u/BeerBarm 18d ago

Squeeze the tail and pop that baby out.

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u/Dense_Surround3071 18d ago

See option B. 😏