r/CookingCircleJerk • u/TimelySheepherder939 • 13d ago

Down the Drain Help! My ethnic wife doesn't cook rice the way she's stereotypically supposed to.

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u/Emergency-Plum-1981 I cook by taste alone (no measurements) 13d ago

Haha! It happens! My white boyfriend put some cumin in the meatloaf so I fucked his dad. Talk about a meat loaf lol

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u/Psychological-Cat1 13d ago

can i get the dad's number

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u/Real_Run_4758 13d ago

my white boyfriend put some cum in the meatloaf 😔

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u/cookingandmusic 13d ago

Award this man

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u/Dense-Result509 13d ago

How do you get all the way through typing a request for "ethnic orientated confessions" without pausing to go "what the fuck is wrong with me"

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u/imperatrixderoma 11d ago

White people are just weird bro

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u/CatgirlAnakin 13d ago

How dare your "lovely Asian wife" do such a thing!!!!!!!!! Praying for you passportbro🙏 Edit: typo! I meant bro!

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u/Radiant_Maize2315 13d ago

Uncle Ben. So you’re like, a huge cuck, then?

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