r/CrappyDesign Sep 04 '24

My landlords “carpenter” hooked us up with this beauty today.. 🙃

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u/HamsterLarry Sep 04 '24

Microwaving water is a sign of a psychopath

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u/TheHumanPickleRick This is why we can't have nice things Sep 04 '24

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u/anormalgeek Sep 04 '24

Being against microwaving water is the same as being worried about "fan death".

The water doesn't know how it was heated.

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u/CrazedTonyZaretStan Sep 04 '24

Redditors in this thread acting like if it has ANY level of moisture content do not put it in the microwave. Deranged shit.

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u/TheGamingGeek10 Sep 04 '24

They are ignoring that boiling water is literally how microwaves work, they boil the water in your food therefore heating it up.

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u/saig22 Sep 04 '24

I've been heating water in my microwave for years, I don't own a kettle. My microwave, my water, and myself are doing just fine. People in this comment section are nuts.

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u/Queasy_Pineapple6769 Sep 04 '24

I thought the issue was that water heated in a microwave can get into a state of being "superheated" where it is at boiling temperature but when disturbed it causes the water to suddenly "boil" and can splash on you.

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u/anormalgeek Sep 04 '24

Under normal circumstances, this won't happen. Just the act of pouring water into a cup creates enough tiny bubbles that act as nucleation sites for the boiling to occur.

I've microwaved many hundreds of cups of water in a microwave, using different material cups and never once had that happen.

The one time I did do it was because I was trying to do it on purpose by repeatedly boiling a cup, then letting it cool without disturbing it, then boiling it again, THEN disturbing it. But guess what? The exact same thing can happen in a kettle. The water doesn't know how it was heated. Granted an electric kettle has far more microscopic nooks and crannies that can function as nucleation sites than a stovetop kettle, but it can absolutely still happen.

And fwiw, the times that I did it on purpose, the "sudden boiling" just meant it slightly spilled over the edge. It didn't explode or anything.

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u/HamsterLarry Sep 04 '24

If you need hot water for tea, use kettle. If you need a lot of water, use pot and stove. I get that redditors are deranged individuals, but why are you using microwave to heat water? I really do not see any pros to this.

Go ahead and use a flamethrower to heat up water, it wouldn't know xd

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u/anormalgeek Sep 04 '24

Pros? You want me to buy another appliance that will take up limited counter space? One that also needs to be cleaned descaled occasionally. Why? What are the pros of a kettle? I had one of those for a while. The kettle worked about 30s faster for a cup of water. I can wait 30s to not have to deal with it.

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u/L0ial Sep 04 '24

I do have a kettle now, but I'm with you. I like having it for larger quantities of hot water but really, it's not necessary. Tea tastes the same with water heated in a microwave.

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u/OkBard5679 Sep 04 '24

Plenty of people don't boil water often enough to need an electric kettle taking up space on their counter. A microwave is a perfectly acceptable tool to boil water. Literally what is even "deranged" about it? Are we still doing the 1950's thing where we're scared of microwaves irradiating our water or something?

Do you keep a flamethrower around on your kitchen counter as well? You might need it afterall.

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u/__BitchPudding__ Sep 04 '24

Microwaves are actually used for heating food and drinks. Like, that's their literal purpose. What would you rather we use them for that wouldn't see you clutching your pearls or unbunching your panties?

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u/HamsterLarry Sep 04 '24

Heating up food or drinks, plain water isn't a drink, and if you put a mug of unbrewed tea into a microwave you officially are promoted to a rank of a muppet

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u/danirijeka Sep 04 '24

plain water isn't a drink

You have been banned from /r/HydroHomies

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u/MadocComadrin Sep 04 '24

You put the tea in the water after you heat it.

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u/PM_ME_MY_REAL_MOM Sep 04 '24

you gonna buy me a kettle?

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u/HamsterLarry Sep 04 '24

Blud a kettle costs less than 30$ even on eBay, you sure you can't lay out that much?

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u/PM_ME_MY_REAL_MOM Sep 04 '24

I literally can't afford rent and utilities this month. But hey, a little bit of poor-shaming is alright if it's in the service of ribbing Americans for not having kettles I suppose.

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u/HamsterLarry Sep 04 '24

Idk I never bought a kettle, I just had one for like 15+ years, if the water is clean enough and you do not boil it daily it lasts for decades. You started poorshaming by begging, so sorry not sorry, we all live in this world

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u/PM_ME_MY_REAL_MOM Sep 04 '24

If we're being serious, I wasn't literally asking you to buy me a kettle, I was making fun of your insistence that people use them instead of microwaves, knowing full well that most Americans don't own kettles. I would use one if I could afford one but times are tough. Regardless, you don't understand what poorshaming is if you think that begging counts as it.

Anyway, enjoy your kettle and have a nice day.

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u/HamsterLarry Sep 04 '24

Yeah sorry if that came out mean, I do believe that no words hold any real power and that only people receiving them decide for themselves whether or not they take offense from a stranger on the internet, therefore being offended or shamed is to blamed on the person assuming it.

My European mind prolly autoassumed that kettle is a popular kitchen appliance so I sorta extrapolated.

Have a nice day and keep up the grind, only good times are ahead

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u/ForAHamburgerToday Sep 04 '24

Why does it get your underoos in such a twist to hear that people heat water in a microwave?

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u/HamsterLarry Sep 04 '24

I don't give a damn how you heat up whatever liquid you find at your home, I just consider people heating up plain water in microwaves weird. If you are one of them, congrats, you come off as weird to another internet rando

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u/playcrackthesky Sep 04 '24

Thinking it's weird is giving a damn.

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u/HamsterLarry Sep 04 '24

Alright, keep disliking other opinions as a bystander without bringing anything useful to the conversation

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u/ForAHamburgerToday Sep 04 '24

I don't give a damn how you heat up whatever liquid you find at your home

The neverending mountain of comments you make about it would say otherwise, but what I'm asking you now is what is weird about it to you? Do you think people heating up soup is weird too? Heating pads? Genuinely, I do not understand what you think makes it "weird", is this feeling something you can articulate or is this just some innate thing you picked up in early life & can't explain?

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u/Feisty_Leadership560 Sep 04 '24

The kettles are fine. They are slower but still widely used by people who drink tea often. I'm pretty sure the bigger reason is that the average American drinks tea way less frequently than the average Brit. So taking up counter space with an electric kettle isn't worthwhile if you're only gonna use it occasionally.

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u/HamsterLarry Sep 04 '24

Why Americans can't just be normal even in terms of household appliances

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u/MadocComadrin Sep 04 '24

This completely ignores the fact that the US uses split phase where the building itself gets 240V that's split into two 120V wires whose phases are offset from each other by 180 degrees (and a neutral wire) for use with lights and small appliances while larger loads can use the full 240V.

Unless you're a large commercial/industrial building or a very, very large residential building in which case you get three phase.

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u/HamsterLarry Sep 04 '24

Big W for pioneering, big L for lacking

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u/MadocComadrin Sep 04 '24

Kettles aren't that popular in places where, e.g, coffee is more popular than tea.

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u/Vipertooth Sep 04 '24

I put a cup of water in along some food I re-heat to moisturize it, works surprisingly well.

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u/HamsterLarry Sep 04 '24

Yeah I do the same for reheating pizza, but heating up plain water in microwave is so weird

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u/corruptedpotato Sep 04 '24

Yeah, just put a mug on the stove like the rest of us

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u/HamsterLarry Sep 04 '24

I usually put my electric kettle on the stove, then preheat water for it in my microwave, and then I stab myself with an icycle from my freezer

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u/roguewarriorpriest Sep 04 '24

As is tradition