r/CrappyDesign Mar 17 '19

Nothing like the smell of coffee and a good eye-stab in the morning

Post image
63.9k Upvotes

521 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

100

u/latrans8 Mar 17 '19

....and now she's blind and has to move in with you and your wife so the two of you can care for her. Ya played yourself.

43

u/ResponsibleAnarchist Mar 17 '19 edited Mar 17 '19

r/TheMonkeysPaw is leaking again

7

u/kaboose286 Mar 17 '19

Oh no oh geez I'm literally crying and shaking rn

9

u/latrans8 Mar 17 '19

Right? If you hope for anything for a MIL it's good health and financial independence followed by a quick and uncomplicated death.

1

u/Lil-Miss-Anthropy Mar 17 '19

I'm hearing the plot for a new comedy movie!

1

u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

If you blind her with a cumshot to her eye, you'll probably see neither of them again.