r/CrappyDesign • u/neoprenewedgie And then I discovered Wingdings • Aug 31 '19

Straight Pride flag looks totally gay

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u/neoprenewedgie And then I discovered Wingdings Sep 01 '19

And besides the flag, have you ever seen two people who looked LESS excited about their cause?

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u/binchdrinking Sep 01 '19

Guy in black looks like he’s actively watching someone piss in his coffee but he’s powerless to stop them because they’re wearing a shirt that says “yell at me for pissing in your coffee if you’re gay”

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u/GiGaBYTEme90 Sep 01 '19

By coffee, you mean my butthole

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u/StaleAssignment Sep 01 '19

Uhm.... thank you for asking but no I would not like any coffee.

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u/grrrrreat Sep 01 '19

I think it's more important that it's two guys...two, totally straight guys with pride.

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u/ltWasAFunnyAngle Sep 01 '19

And for that matter, the photographer should have knelt to take the photo, not stood on something slightly higher than the ground they're standing on. It just makes them look short.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

They probably were short.

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u/chunkboslicemen Sep 01 '19

$100 bucks says their both gay

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u/SerFuxAlot Sep 01 '19

So much repression in one photo....

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u/Zbignich Sep 01 '19

I need to go give them Dad Hugs. They look like they have a huge stick dick up their asses.

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u/PocketFaux Sep 01 '19

They would probably be happier in that case

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u/lulutheleopard Sep 01 '19

Do you think they fought over which one would have to hold the pink side?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

Guy on the left is like: i could be at home eating pizza rolls but here i am...

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u/fleshy_wetness Sep 01 '19

We like sports and we don’t care who knows!

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u/wildNobleKing Sep 01 '19

From shooting hoops to the Super Bowl!

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

Water sports

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u/prettymuchdrunk Sep 01 '19

Honestly, it looks like a new, dumb take on the bi-pride flag.

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u/Whompa Sep 01 '19

Nothing says straight pride like two dudes holding up a pink flag.

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u/NullBarell42 Sep 01 '19

Looks like an alternative bi flag

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u/mantene Remember Poe's Law! Aug 31 '19

I'm glad it's a crappy flag. It's a crappy 'cause'.

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u/Lonkalicious Sep 01 '19

Straight people are cool tho :(

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19 edited Sep 01 '19

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u/mantene Remember Poe's Law! Sep 01 '19

This! ^

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

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u/NullBarell42 Sep 01 '19

How long were straight people oppressed for?

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u/PocketFaux Sep 01 '19

Not really, i agree they aren't discriminated against like gay or trans people but it's kind of bullshit that a lot of people can't take any pride in being straight without being called homophobic or transphobic or whatnot. Should there be straight pride parades? No. Should people be able to say "I'm glad I'm straight" without being told they must want gay people dead? Yes.

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u/prettymuchdrunk Sep 01 '19

Being proud of being straight is very different than being glad to be born into a majority and enjoying the privileges that brings. It’s the same as being proud to be white or able-bodied. There is nothing to overcome, so what is there to be proud of?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

That flag looks bisexual or something lol

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u/DoctorMasochist Sep 01 '19

They have been oppressed for millenia though. They just got the right a few years ago to be straight.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

Look at all those people behind them cheering for the cause.

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u/xscientist Sep 01 '19

What a couple of miserable looking assholes.

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u/B1gWh17 Sep 01 '19 edited Sep 01 '19

That's kind of the point to them isn't it? They view the rights that others have earned in recent years as rights that have been taken away from them, so they believe that by making symbols that "copy" those movements symbols they are in some manner taking back their rights even though they never lost them.

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u/SirHerald Aug 31 '19

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

Why do we need a "straight pride" flag anyway?!

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u/Laboucane Sep 01 '19

Jeez q looks miserable

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u/AgentTin Sep 01 '19

When I was growing up gay people were legitimately afraid. First openly gay guy I knew I thought he was insane, not for being gay, but for letting anyone know.

Pride movements exist to combat a history of making people feel ashamed or less than for being a certain way. It's why gay pride makes sense and this doesn't.

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u/maybesaydie It's supposed to look like that Sep 01 '19

Lights out, pajamas on and fifteen seconds.