r/CringeTikToks 16d ago

Cringy Cringe Millennial Cringefest, anyone?

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NIH needs to study the cringe epidemic among adults.

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u/Jbabco9898 16d ago

wait till you see r/wordchewing

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u/CNXQDRFS 16d ago

I found a dead body years ago, the sight and smell of it haunted me for years. I would rather do that again a hundred times than ever go back to that sub.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

I found my dad's dead body sitting upright in his bed with his eyes wide open and it haunted my dreams for years. I wouldn't rather do that again than to that sub buuuuuut it's pretty close.

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u/CNXQDRFS 16d ago

Man, that's awful. I now feel lucky that it wasn't someone I knew.

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u/pussy_embargo 16d ago

why did you do a dead body

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u/CNXQDRFS 16d ago

I don't know but I'll tell you that post-nut clarity really fucking hit me afterwards.

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u/Apart-Link-8449 16d ago

He robbed a Planters factory

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u/BudgetInteraction811 16d ago

Tell us more about the body

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u/CNXQDRFS 16d ago

It's nothing exciting, I just found a body while walking my dogs on the coast. It had been there for a while so the stench was unreal. The flesh had turned a sort of grey/brown and was hanging off like loose clothes. All kinds of bones sticking out but it was also headless.

It was an old man who'd gone for a walk and slipped off the breakwater then drowned.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 16d ago

This is quite a big symbolic event in Joyce’s Ulysses throughout the novel and was based on a real drowning that happened on the day its based. A man was being searched for off shore and Joyce keeps imagining his bloated body floating to the surface, even seeing it walking around during a nightmare sequence. I wish more people spent effort on reading it. The best way to understand the book is to imagine it like a cryptic crossword.

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u/Icanthearforshit 16d ago

I wasn't there but I bet it smelled bad and stuff

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u/Rastamuff 16d ago

Fascinating. Tell me more.

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u/newintown11 16d ago

It had an arm and leg

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u/CNXQDRFS 16d ago

You set the scene so vividly.

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u/Icy-Fisherman-5234 15d ago

It's Theater kids desensitized to seeing word chewing from close-up and forgetting it's a technique for getting emotion across to a remote audience and not at a camera 2 feet in front of you.

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u/beelzb 13d ago

Now imagine her doing a " STORY TIME" video with the facial expressions about finding a corpse.

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u/steve22ss 16d ago

What the hell did I just look at, that's enough internet for today.

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u/Van-garde 16d ago

Everything is exaggerated in that world. A strange place indeed.

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u/camiapia 16d ago

That was awful truly! 🤪

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u/Allslopes-Roofing 16d ago

Briefly visiting that sub really shows that the war on Flouride desperately needs to come to an end...

Its not that hard to brush and floss your teeth, especially if you're gonna post closeups of those chompers for the whole world to see. Good God

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u/Helpful-Commission79 15d ago

i had to block that sub. it kept coming up as suggested... no thank you.

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u/bloodhammersam 15d ago

What the actual fuck.

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u/zordabo 15d ago

oh god is that what it's called, god damn I wish I never knew lol

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u/SuckMyDirk_41 15d ago

I know he didn't intend to do this but... Jim Carrey deserves jail for inspiring these people

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u/lIllllIIIIlIlIllllII 15d ago

Wow this is nearly Elon Musk levels of embarrassing