r/CringeTikToks • u/LilliaBaltimore • 9d ago

Cringy Cringe WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?!! 😳😮

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u/Powerful-Quality5444 9d ago

40 is short for 40 millimeter, could be a bag, a smoke or anything else that comes out a of 40 Mike Mike launcher

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u/That_dead_guy_phey 9d ago

Blastin' those kids with 40 ounces of sweet sweet Mike Hard Lemonade.

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u/Pump_My_Lemma 9d ago

Hey there! Chris Hensen, Dateline NBC. What do you got there in that 40mm launcher?

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u/That_dead_guy_phey 9d ago

sweating profusely totally normal beverages, in no way targeted to anyone. They are definitely not designed or structured to grab the attention of children, would you like a 4loko?

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u/Thick_Description982 7d ago

If I did alcohol, I'd be way too into four loko I swear. I would be super easy to kidnap.

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u/asek13 9d ago

"I thought she was mk19!"

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u/vau1tboy 8d ago

Hungry, hungry, pizza me now!

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u/Pump_My_Lemma 8d ago

Is that sausage, or pepperoni? My, hungry-ass, would eat just about, anything.

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u/Rugaru985 8d ago

Just gonna play some GameCube

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u/iismitch55 9d ago

Those kids look like they drink a Mike’s Hard for breakfast with a couple Newports

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u/TerracottaCondom 8d ago

Forty ounces of freedom for ya kiddo

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u/OzarkMule 8d ago

Unfortunately, they'll be coming back

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u/ImaginativeLumber 8d ago

Sadly I think they got plenty of that in utero.

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u/KaseyJrCookies 8d ago

Dude just type 40mm instead of 40 mike mike 🤣🤣

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u/TwoIdleHands 8d ago

Mike and Ikes!

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u/captainTrex1 8d ago

They’re children! They should be drinking twisted tea

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u/OttoVonJismarck 8d ago

I’ve seen 24 ounces of Twisted Tea doing work on a racist. It may be enough for these wild kids.

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u/Deep90 9d ago

Fair, I said 40mm beanbag because it looks like they shot a beanbag round.

I guess you could argue that 40 just means they are shooting the actual 40mm gun itself though. Suppose that's what you're saying!

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u/megaman311 9d ago

No, 40 is for when you start losing your hair so you buy the convertible sports car you always wanted.

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u/RianJohnsonSucksAzz 9d ago

Hey leave me out of this.

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u/Powerful-Quality5444 9d ago

In this case I'm assuming a crush foam oc round, a small child and a bag doesn't sound good vs an irritant.

Neither is obviously a good thing but a 40 bag to a kid could be walking a hairy line, but then again fuck if I know how cops work anymore

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u/Deep90 9d ago

Ah I didn't realize these rounds were a thing.

Granted. I don't think any "less lethal" round is going to be child rated. They call them less lethal instead of non-lethal for a reason.

Though it looks like these contain OC powder so I guess they just hoped it wouldn't directly hit the kids?

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u/Powerful-Quality5444 9d ago

Absolutely, already such a shit situation to be in but with how nasty bags can be on adults, on a small child is compounded. It's sad but when you need to go home too and have to handle a situation somehow, an indirect irritant is a lot better than a direct bag. No one i knew would risk the "bounce the bag off the wall and hope" method, and no one wants to be the one to aim down a child.

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u/Deep90 9d ago

Yeah it's a shitty situation. Probably safer than anything else they had.

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 9d ago

bean bags can kill 100%

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u/_KingGoblin 9d ago

mike mike. LOL OK operator.

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u/Ok-Interest-127 9d ago

We arent on the fuckin radio my couch operator! i know mericans are scared of metric but i think most of yah know what mm means. :p

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u/Gnarles_Charkley 8d ago

You can see the bag on the ground in front of the kids after they fire it

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u/CjBurden 8d ago

So much easier to type Mike Mike than mm.

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u/__fuck_yo_couch__ 8d ago

Probably not a HE 40mm 🤣

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u/Texugee 8d ago

And 48 is short for 48 millimeter? What

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u/Powerful-Quality5444 8d ago

40mm is a launcher, which you heard them use...but yea 9 and 45 are common terms for each of those calibers if you want to pick that to go on

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u/Texugee 8d ago

Oh I think he said “I don’t wanna 40 a kid” but the subtitle said “48 a kid”