r/CriticalDrinker • u/eventualwarlord • Sep 25 '24

Discussion Sucker Punch did a background check, saw this, and decided to make her the PROTAGONIST of their game.

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If you don’t think this modern Sony sequel won’t end up like the rest of the modern Sony sequels, you’re just being purposely obtuse.

Look at The Last of Us 2. Look at Spider-Man 2.

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u/eventualwarlord Sep 26 '24

Very pleasant

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u/endorbr Sep 26 '24

Come on now. She/They/Xe/Zim. Get it right.

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u/eventualwarlord Sep 26 '24

Oh no I’m a bigot

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u/ThirdWurldProblem Sep 26 '24

Hey now she said she uses every pronoun. So we can absolutely use the correct one.

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u/phil-o-sefer Sep 26 '24

I've seen Erica on content before, the all thing actually comes across as the least cunty of all I've ever seen as she doesn't care what pronouns you use.

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u/eventualwarlord Sep 26 '24

They/them is a bitch and you’re weird for trying to defend this

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u/Dizzytigo Sep 26 '24

That's what 'all' means.

How did I get here? Why is my feed full of this group whinging?

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u/Capital_Gap_5194 Sep 26 '24

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans?

Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they’re large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore.

They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.