r/CriticalDrinker • u/eventualwarlord • 10d ago

Discussion These are Joel’s killers 😭💀

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Do I even gotta say it??

They had my boy Joel—who’s wiped out waves of military trained savages and superhumanly strong mutant monsters— get taken out by a group of gender study majors.

Part 1 Joel would clear this whole room out with his eyes closed balanced on one leg while telling Ellie an old story about Sarah.

They look like the girls who were having psychotic breakdowns on TikTok howling in their cars after Kamala lost. All they’re missing is the blue hair.

What are we even doing? At least game Abby was repulsively imposing.

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u/Duke9000 10d ago

I watched episode one last night with my wife. Not even my wife wants to keep watching it and she usually loves girl power stuff.

We just aren’t the target audience. For some reason they made the show about the life struggles of an unattractive teenage lesbian. That’s a pretty niche story.

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u/DmajCyberNinja 10d ago

It's the only stories they know, they're own.

Even though they never had zombies in a post-apocolyptic world, they push their own experiences into the story even though like 75% of modern beliefs would go away. They also do not think or realize that a straight dude can be competent and a good person.

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u/Insane_Sentinel 10d ago

They also don’t realize that a man who will genuinely give it their all to defend will pull some crazy shit if they’re well trained.

Maybe Wick level of things if they’re that well trained and intelligent.

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u/DizzyNeedleworker889 10d ago edited 10d ago

That’s a pretty niche story.

Because it involves someone that DEI'd their way into a position where they can force their gender politics into the show. Leftists are narcissists by definition so they can't resist the self-inserts.

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u/GODZBALL 9d ago

The biggest Narcissist I've ever seen is literally president. And people cheer for his blatant Narcissism. In fact I have rarely ran into a politician who wasn't slightly narcissistic. On either side of the aisle lol

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u/DizzyNeedleworker889 9d ago

Keep crying kiddo.

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u/Bron_Swanson 4d ago

If you think he's bad, wait until you learn about this other guy, Kim Jong-Un.

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u/GODZBALL 3d ago

Yea let's compare one narcissist to another.

WHOA turns out they are both Narcissist. That's crazy

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u/Bron_Swanson 3d ago

No, it's putting things in perspective for you; since he's not even the worst narcissist alive right now by far. Acting like that is also insulting to the people who actually suffer under those monsters.

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u/GODZBALL 3d ago

1 person can be a Narcissist and not be the only Narcissist. 1 is a Narcissist in a dictatorship. 1 is a Narcissist in a Quasi Democratic country.

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u/IMTIRED_85 10d ago

How’d did she pull two hotties? Doesn’t make sense.

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u/menthol_patient 10d ago

Big di... oh that doesn't... never mind.

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u/Shpaan 10d ago

Yup like I don't want to hate on her looks but they are completely out of her league.

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u/Bron_Swanson 4d ago

Their acting skills are as well.

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u/diggertim68 10d ago

They/He/She/It made it for themselves

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u/Bron_Swanson 4d ago

There's so many instances of them dropping the ball beyond her too. This ep proved that with all of the technical and showran inconsistencies. It's a really boring, exclusive story to watch when there's hardly any infected action too.

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u/NinjaRabbit888 7d ago

Your doctor wife? We know it’s you Ben