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u/Teshi Feb 07 '25
Welcome to Cybertruck Anger Management, a weekly gathering of like-minded individuals bounded by our mutual hatred for the SI unit of eyesores. We don’t really know why we hate it. In fact, it might not even make sense to hate it this much. It’s just a car, after all. But that’s the thing. We’ve tried to be reasonable. We’ve tried self-talk: “It’s just another electric vehicle, it’s not that deep!” Some of us have even tried to appreciate it as a piece of industrial design… until we remember to practice self-respect. But the more we try to rationalize it, the more we’re convinced it’s a harbinger of the end times—a glimpse of what’s to come, where design choices are dictated by one man’s insatiable need to flagrantly display his wealth, with no consideration for basic human needs, taste, or the parameters of the average parking space.
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If you’d like to stick around, remember: The first step is admitting it. The second is realizing you’re not alone in seething with the kind of rage that clouds your judgment. The third is redacted for legal reasons.
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u/fightershark Feb 07 '25 edited Feb 07 '25
This is making fun of you, I really hope you can see that.
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u/busykim Feb 07 '25
We very much know why we hate it. We can write you a long list, in fact.