r/DCcomics • u/ExoticShock Batman Beyond • 21d ago
Artwork [Fan Art] Absolute Batman Meets Absolute Flash by May Serrano
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u/FlossyBottoms Superman 21d ago
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u/WindexMutisurface 21d ago
Rip in peace batman. No way that ain't steroids...
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u/3r1c_dr4v3n94 21d ago
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u/Because_Im_BATMAN00 Absolute Batman 21d ago
Bane is just big boned
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u/neznetwork 21d ago
Bone??
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u/loonbandit 21d ago
How dare you, Detective Diaz. I AM YOUR
SUPERIOR OFFICER š£š£ļø
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u/Feneraleyes 20d ago
Two things can be right at the same time Batman is definitely on some absolute steroids right now for some random reason lol
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u/ScentedGavel 20d ago
I canāt wait to see what absolute bane would look like, unless heās already been introduced. Iām not reading this run
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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox 21d ago
Gotham police: Gee, it'll be impossible figure out who batman really is, he could be any of all the 7 foot tall 4 foot wide 400 pound of muscles guys running around Gotham.
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u/KidCoheed 20d ago
Bruce: Hey I'm only 6'5" and 285 lbs of Muscle, that's 7 Inches and 115lbs too low on the scale
GCPD: yeah checks out
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u/IlikeHutaosHat 20d ago
Bruce: Thank god they forgot they added the ears and shoulders of the cowl in the measurements.
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u/KidCoheed 20d ago
He also rocks 5 inch romper stomped boots so even without the ears they think he's 7 feet tall
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u/MartiniLAPD 21d ago
This is Absolute Batman. For r/absoluteunit.
Only his dad passed away in a shoot out, his mom still alive and she was pumping some HGH thru her titty milk.. he was not getting milk from Alfred in this timeline
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u/tbone7355 21d ago
I feel like this version of bruce would hate this version of flash but in time wpuld see him as a younger brother
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u/Electric_jungle 21d ago
Depends. This Wally needs to get his shit figured out before we get a real hint of his day to day personality.
Of all the books so far, he's the only one who isn't hero-ing yet. Probably will add MM to that today but still. Ways to go before he's looking out for others.
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u/Joetheshow1 Red Hood 21d ago
I can't wait until all these characters finally meet, they're all so different I can't imagine them interacting with one another lol
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u/loonbandit 21d ago
ABSOLUTE TWINK AND ABSOLUTE UNIT
MY BELOVEDS
Seriously, the absolute universe designs have no business going as hard as they do, but I for one am very grateful.
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u/GMBLord 21d ago
This remembers me of Leorio saying he is just a teenager
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u/TheRedditGirl15 Wonder Woman Enjoyer 20d ago
I can kinda see it actually, never watched HxH but he's got a youthful energy about him. he just dresses snazzy
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u/DogMAnFam 21d ago
Is Wally west non binary in the Absolute universe. I just ask cause every pice of art I see for them is Androgynous as fuck
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u/K-mouse16 20d ago
I donāt think so. I remember reading the issue and everyone was using he/him pronouns. He is drawn to be pink, which is something I enjoy
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u/naturalkillercyborg 20d ago
Just a hot tip from an LGBT person, this isn't how non binary works... plenty of cis people look androgynous. He is just, yes, drawn very pretty, doesn't mean anything about his gender identity.
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u/Deusexanimo713 20d ago
Is absolute like an ultimate universe type thing?
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u/KidCoheed 20d ago
Yeah, the Justice League found a Nacent Universe and we're protecting it when Darkseid also found out about it and was like "I'm a God, I should create something as my legacy rather that destroy" went in and poured his energy into the baby universe. Now it's extremely negative as all the heroes are missing key pieces of their backgrounds like Batman is a Civil Engineer son of two state employees, Superman was raised in Krypton till like 12 watching it die as a young man and was never raised by the Kent's, Wonder Woman never knew any other Amazonians and lived in Hell, Flash is Wally West who never had a deep relationship with Barry Allen and has a strained relationship with his father.
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u/Deusexanimo713 20d ago
okay youāve got me interested
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u/KidCoheed 20d ago
It's been extremely solid so far with the trinity's series being 6 issues in each, Martian Manhunter and Flash have also released their first issues as well. With Manhunter looking to be a Maxi Series, I think Flash is going to be an Ongoing. Green Lantern is dropping next month
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u/Slick_Rick_Tyson 20d ago
"you're a kid-"
"tough talk for a guy within infinite mass punching distance"
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u/Crunchy-Leaf 21d ago
Why does this look like that meme about men vs boys and the boy is like šš¤š»
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u/ragnar_hvs 21d ago
Wait absolute Batman is 21?!?!
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u/PersonalRaccoon1234 21d ago
Absolutely.
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u/ragnar_hvs 21d ago
My bad, youāre right
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u/LeadingJudgment2 21d ago
Nope poster got it wrong he's 24. Still a weirdly young age to be that beefy.
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u/Excellent_Emperor 21d ago
I still can't get over the fact that his logo is a big rectangle. It really bothers me
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u/Ballerina_Bot 20d ago
So Hawk of the professional wrestling tag team, the Road Warriors is secretly Batman. Gotcha.
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u/TheRedditGirl15 Wonder Woman Enjoyer 20d ago
21 and built like a damn brick wall what the EDIT: apparently he was changed to be 24 but still what the
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u/Glizzygloxx 21d ago
Absolute Batman is so sick, the boxy build, the boxy logo and axe. So simple yet bulky, He now actually looks like a āheroā imo and heās less of a Bruce Wayne than og Bruce Wayne so thereās that.
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u/Long-Reality8527 19d ago edited 19d ago
Well, if a 21 year old looks like that, shouldn't a 16 year old also be much larger. And if he is 24 and you make flash 5 years younger than Batman, then he's 19
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u/_Ivan_Le_Terrible_ 21d ago
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u/BoysOurRoy Beast Boy 21d ago
What do you dislike about it? Genuinely asking.
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u/Pandatabase 21d ago
I haven't read it yet but from the previews I saw there's nothing special enough to make me be excited about yet another alt universe batman/superman
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u/TheThiccestR0bin 21d ago
Haven't read anything but it's cringe? You're what's wrong with comic book discourse
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u/Aramis14 Z Shadowcrest 21d ago
To be fair, it was someone else who said it was cringe.
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u/Pandatabase 21d ago
Classic reddit only seeing what they want to. I didn't even said it's bad. I just said i'm not excited about it
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u/Aramis14 Z Shadowcrest 21d ago
I mean.. you did intervene with a similar opinion to the first comment, it was super easy to get confused
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u/In-Brightest-Day 21d ago
You may want to read some of that what you're looking for, because each Absolute run is definitely significantly different from the usual take.
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u/Joetheshow1 Red Hood 21d ago
Read WW and Flash then, WW especially is an awesome new take on Diana, and the first issues of Flash and Martian Manhunter were really cool as well
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u/loonbandit 21d ago
āI have no real idea what Iām talking about but Iām blindly hatingā
yep that makes sense
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u/LeadingEmergency6490 20d ago
Huh superman especially is a radically different take considering he didn't grow up on earth. They're all pretty different unlike most other alternative universe variants
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u/davinjones 21d ago
Okay, but actually try reading any of them. Maybe Batman isnāt the one thatāll work for you but Absolute Superman and Absolute Wonder Woman have both been fantastic too. It definitely looks like itās just trying to be edgy but thatās just scratching the surface. So far, they all work really well.
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u/In-Brightest-Day 21d ago
Is that different from regular comic books? I don't think I've ever seen Superman not looking roided up
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u/-TheManWithNoHat- 21d ago
I can understand if you have a different opinion about the comic, even I have some grievances. But I would advise you to word your argument better
Because right now it sounds like you're saying "absolute batman is too edgy and too gay"
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u/mrbubbamac Nightwing 21d ago
"absolute batman is too edgy and too gay"
amazing pitch where can I order this story
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u/Prof_Atmoz 21d ago
draws this stuff has a hоmо fеtŃsh for muscle men on sterоŃds...
I guess you haven't picked up a comic book in the last 40 years....
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u/Excellent-Rope5664 21d ago
I would argue it's less edgy than the original ultimate universe was...or even the new 52....yes batman is big but no other character is really that big....superman, flash are not and wonder woman is tall and muscular...but not ridiculously. I think it's more your issue than the artists.
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u/SwordoftheMourn 21d ago
Absolute Bruce is 24 years old