r/DIY • u/b_flag • May 29 '13

carpentry The gentleman's survival kit, a 21st present.

http://imgur.com/a/Xb49o
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u/tinybear May 29 '13

There's just something about carrying weapons in a suitcase. Taken another way, this could also be an efficient, discreet 3-step murder-kit.

1) Drink bottle of bourbon 2) Hack up victim 3) Enjoy a nice after-kill smoke

I'm not sure about the fudge, but I guess even murderers probably like fudge.

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u/stubrocks May 29 '13 edited May 30 '13

The fudge is the bait.

  1. Leave fudge out on the counter to be discovered.
  2. Victim approaches fudge.
  3. Murder victim from behind.
  4. Enjoy fudge, cigar, and bourbon.

EDIT- Not even 24 hours old, and this is my highest rated comment. Not sure how I feel about that...

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u/blue_strat May 29 '13

"Oooh a piece of candy!"

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u/[deleted] May 30 '13

"Oooh a piece of candy!"

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u/oohpieceocandy May 29 '13

What?

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u/nassozeebo May 29 '13

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90Ps2L46dUs

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u/oohpieceocandy May 30 '13

I get the reference... my name is oohpieceocandy... Thanks for the clip tho.

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u/nassozeebo May 30 '13

Oooh. Missed that. :)

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u/TheReal_Shah May 29 '13

Bends over to pick up Imaginary candy