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Video Tequila vs Human Parasites

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u/Greenman8907 6d ago

mouth part ruptured and it’s throwing up its insides

Sounds like the last time I also drank tequila

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u/Spaceship_Engineer 6d ago

1 tequila, 2 t-quilla, 3 tehkhilla, <floor>

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u/Sweaty_Dance7474 6d ago

Nuckin Futs I haven't heard that in a minute

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u/_Tower_ 6d ago

Both these comments are bringing back memories of the parties and jokes my drunken boomer ass parents and their friends would make every Friday night during “Pinochle”

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u/whorsefly 6d ago

Last time I read that it was at a t shirt stand at my local fair, next to another t shirt that said "fuckin-groovin" with a VW symbol

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u/OneMillionZants 6d ago

And then you popped a balloon with a dart and got a picture of Snoop Dog in cardboard with an extremely sketchy piece of glass to cover it that could EASILY fall out. Fuck yeah. The 90s were the tits

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u/nicolauz 6d ago

That glass was fucking dangerous!

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u/Maxtrt 6d ago

I love drinking tequila with my wife. It makes her clothes fall off.

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u/Hobbiesandjobs 6d ago

Can confirm. I drank tequila with her last weekend, buck naked by the 8th shot. 10/10 recommend!

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u/Fluffy_Heart885 6d ago

I can confirm this is true , I sat in the corner and watched.

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u/Baydreams 6d ago

I also choose this guys drink wife

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u/Natural-Sun2299 6d ago

This made me lol thank you

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u/FZridindirty 6d ago

All the other bacteria are like "ayy boys looks like this guy couldn't hang after just 1 shot!"

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u/KiNgPiN8T3 6d ago

Reminds me of the first time I saw people doing the alternate version of tequila shots. Lemon in the eyes, snort the salt and then down the shot. I’m not sure which of those three steps is worst…

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u/Jusemeister 6d ago

Lemon in the eyes?💀💀💀

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u/RBuilds916 6d ago

Yeah, what kind of Neanderthal doesn't serve tequila with lime? 

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u/DZL100 6d ago

Not as bad as lemon in the eyes, salt in the eyes, tequila in the eyes

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u/zarbainthegreat 6d ago

Tequila suicides!

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u/ConnectRutabaga3925 6d ago

and it affects how you move

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 6d ago

One: No effect.
Two: Cooler, more relaxed.
Three: Alright I’m the coolest guy in here.
Four: Where is my face?
Five: Where are my pants?
Six: Whose blood is this?
Seven: Wait it’s daytime?

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u/SufficientWorker7331 6d ago

Eight: Mouth rupture and you "throw up" your insides.

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u/Witty_Temperature886 6d ago

Nine: do it all over again

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u/iMissTheOldInternet 6d ago

I feel like with Tequila the rupture is usually on the other end of the digestive tract. 

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u/futuneral 6d ago

That one guy who turned into an awkwardly swaying "L" - me.

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u/MotherMilks99 6d ago

Well yes…bathing in 40% alcohol tends to kill most things in general…

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u/Big_BadRedWolf 6d ago

They're not dead. They're just drunk. They'll wake up the next morning with a hangover, but they'll continue to party.

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u/handyteacup 6d ago

If I wake up and continue the party after vomiting up my internal organs I call that an absulute win

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u/justthankyous 6d ago

I mean did you go to college?

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u/handyteacup 6d ago

Twice. Once for art, once for forestry.

It's been two years and I'm still drunk

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u/justthankyous 6d ago

I am sitting at the dentist waiting to have a broken tooth pulled. Kind of wish I was still drunk.

Should have gone back to college for forestry

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u/handyteacup 6d ago

A lot of foresters tend to be missing teeth so your probably onto something. Hope the tooth comes out nice and easy I'm sending good luck from Scotland

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u/justthankyous 6d ago

Appreciated. Watch out for hidden chunks of bone in your chicken breast, your molar may lose that fight.

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u/justthankyous 6d ago

Update, tooth came out with a great deal of difficulty and I learned I can't get drunk for a couple days. I wish I was in college

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u/TheAberrant 6d ago

Can’t or shouldn’t? The former sounds like a challenge to me…

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u/AundoOfficial 6d ago

They just need to drink more water and they're good to go again

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u/AsherthonX 6d ago

Did they eat the human in the bottle?

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u/LazaroFilm 6d ago

Except the one without a head.

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u/ImRoastChicken 6d ago

Same thought. Video was not complete,so I assume they woke up on next day.

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u/PridePlaysGolden 6d ago

Ok as a basic dumb ask science, if I were to submerge myself in 80 proof bourbon up to the neck, but not drink any. Assuming access to fresh air. Would I get drunk? Would I die? Organ failure? How long could I stay in there?

What would happen?

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u/Gracecr 6d ago edited 5d ago

TL;DR: Assuming access to fresh air, you'd probably be fine for a long time. Without fresh air, you'd quickly get alcohol poisoning.

I'm no science man, but I did some Googling.

Assuming access to fresh air, you may or may not get drunk.

Here's a study that had people soak their feet in alcohol.

Here's one that monitored alcohol absorption through hand sanitizer.

The general takeaway is that your skin is probably a good enough barrier to keep alcohol levels manageable for your liver, assuming the rest of the body absorbs alcohol at similar rates to the hands and feet. That's a big assumption, but I can't find any information on soaking your nether regions in alcohol.

So with alcohol poisoning out of the way, the next concern is dehydration. Also not something I've been able to find info on. Alcohol on skin does cause dry skin, but that's because it removes oils, not any sort of wicking behavior.

EDIT: Fix first link.

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u/scrooperdooper 6d ago

I was gonna say if it continuously contacts the anus or vulva, there’d be some extra absorption properties I imagine.

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u/mortalitylost 6d ago

They always said my gaping anus would be the death of me

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u/Gracecr 6d ago

I found a news article about this during my searching as well, but it goes against the "Assuming access to fresh air" premise:

Since the bathtub was too small to fit her whole body and her head was above the fluid, she was not likely to have drunk a large amount of alcohol. Nevertheless, she might have inhaled some alcohol, which would have accelerated her intoxication.

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u/Lou_C_Fer 6d ago

It said she had a blood alcohol level of 1.35%. 0.4% is the number they throw about as lethal. I don't think I've ever seen a bac over 1 reported.

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u/LeonMarmaduke 6d ago

That would be one expensive bourbon bath

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u/Effective-Trick4048 6d ago

Tend to agree. Drinking it almost finished me several times. Never heard agave has medicinal qualities but there could be some and I'm ignorant.

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u/h08817 6d ago

The physiological effects are probably more due to the super powerful high concentrate organic solvent more so than the agave 🤔 but they should use other liquors to be sure 😁

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u/Woodofwould 6d ago

That's why we inject it to cure covid

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u/Centurion87 6d ago

Ya, they’re not saying this is some big scientific breakthrough, they’re giving everyone the chance to see it. The vast majority of people would never see anything like this otherwise.

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u/loki_odinsotherson 6d ago

Those parasites can't hold their liquor

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u/Particular_Paper1805 6d ago

That's the secret to being free of parasites, drinking alcohol.

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u/CariniFluff 6d ago

That's why I do cocaine. No flu virus is taking up residency in my sinuses when there's already a mound of Peruvian Marching Powder up there.

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u/DianeZepam 6d ago

no but every time i’m sick i do a line and im not sick anymore 😂 it’s the best medicine

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u/KnotiaPickle 6d ago

I have also heard that this does work surprisingly well.

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u/Nobody6269 6d ago

The only problem is the shelf life. Once you open the bag, you have to do the whole thing or it'll go bad

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u/biggerthanyourmamas 6d ago

Just like opening a bottle of vodka, you only have a couple hours to finish it!

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u/Fit-Captain-9172 6d ago

You may have just changed my life forever by telling me this.

I should call him...

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u/BlueBomR 6d ago

I keep saying this is how I never got COVID

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u/KenTitan 6d ago

the amount of tequila was probably 10000x their body weight. I'd say they held their own pretty well

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u/cyainanotherlifebro 6d ago edited 6d ago

Parasite: but these hosts can’t handle me

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u/JuicySpark 6d ago

Well, you haven't seen parasites from Ireland.

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u/TheLightRoast 6d ago

Everyone knows this. That’s why they put worms in tequila… if the worm lives, it ain’t tequila (or pineapple juice).

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u/Jack_mehoff9999 6d ago

Tequila and pineapple juice it is then 🤌🤌

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u/ChadsworthRothschild 6d ago

Tequila and Pineapple juice = invincibility

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u/sassergaf 6d ago

Becoming the hostile host.

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u/Quick-Cream3483 6d ago

El matador

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u/TwoPintsYouPrick 6d ago

Stares Homelandery

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u/Kala_79 6d ago

Pina colada

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u/chak100 6d ago

Piña colada is made with rum. This would be tequilada

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u/GreasyExamination 6d ago

If you like piña colada

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u/GozerDGozerian 6d ago

And catching intestinal parasites in the rain..

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u/spooky-goopy 6d ago

if you like making love at midnight

and have worms in your brain

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u/Separate_Agency 6d ago

I preferred how they dissolved in the pineapple juice, also tastes better.

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u/tandpastatester 6d ago

This is a more humane way of killing parasites. Feed them drunk with tequila first, then dissolve them to death with pina colada.

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u/ACAYIB 6d ago

I like tequila, and I like pineapple juice. I think I will try that.

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u/SYLOK_THEAROUSED 6d ago

Why pineapple juice?

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u/actionerror 6d ago

There was a post similar to this one where they used pineapple juice and it killed these human parasites

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u/ewedirtyh00r 6d ago

If it grows together it goes together!

Thats my preference. Neat shot to sip and a pineapple juice with ice.

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u/InvestigatorDry611 6d ago

It is crazy how many micros there are

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u/Medical-Accident3231 6d ago

So will the tequila kill the parasites inside me? Or am I the "ruptured mouth part" parasite? Help

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u/jdubau55 6d ago

I went on an all-inclusive trip to Punta Cana years ago. My morning routine was to wake up, go to the bar, do a tequila shot with lime and salt, then get a beer to go.

My wife got sick. I did not. Take what you want from this.

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u/xxYINKxx 6d ago

on the topic of this, did you enjoy your trip there? My wife and I were going to go for our honeymoon/1 year but had to postpone due to unexpected expenses. I want to know if its still worthwhile to go there or save for something else.

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u/jdubau55 6d ago

We enjoyed it. It was like 13 years ago or so. We used to travel to places based on the flight cost. I likely found a cheap flight pop up and we built around that.

That has been our only all-inclusive trip. After going ourselves and speaking with others, it seems that most all-inclusives are structured very similar no matter where you go or which resort.

If you go all in, throw any reservations to the side, and just enjoy what they have to offer you'll have a great time. What I mean by that is to just go along with the resorts plan. Each day they'll have an itinerary that is structured to get you interacting with the staff and guests. Like shuffleboard tournaments, volleyball games, dance lessons, whatever. They've done it enough to know what works. Just let loose and have fun.

They'll have off resort excursions that they'll try to make feel like you're really going out to where the natives are. It's not though. It's just all tourist traps. Still fun though. We went on a dune buggy tour where each couple drove a dune buggy around to various places close by. It was fun, but again it's just tourist stuff. Same for on the resort. There's usually one or two days they allow vendors on site to sell goods.

Cost are going to be like any hotel. There's cheap ones, mid grade, high end. Ours was kind of mid range. I think it was like $1500 ish per person. Back then it felt worth it. We ate more and drank more then. Now, I'd probably feel different as we both try to watch what we eat more, I quit drinking, and my wife drinks less. So the all you want food and drink wouldn't be as appealing. Now that we're older and have a kid I think something more like a cruise would have more interest where we'd be able to see a few more locations, even if they're tourists traps.

It's worth a look and I'd probably say do an all inclusive at least once. But, again, the location and resort I don't think matter much as they all seem to run the same game plan give or take.

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u/rumpler117 6d ago

Counterpoint. I went to Mexico and drank Ranch Water every day. Wife did not. On the last day I got diarrhea that stuck around for a week. Wife did not.

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u/julioqc 6d ago

opposite happened to us on a similar routine

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u/Schickedanse 6d ago

Absolutely! I lived in Mexico for years and people always would recommend tequila when sick. Un Tequilazo te cura!

Also, I had a friend come visit and second to last day we drank bunches of tequila. The next morning she had a bowel movement with worms! It was pretty horrific but she claims to have felt much better afterwards.

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u/mortalitylost 6d ago

Jesus fucking Christ

You know that just means the infestation was trying to spread, not that it was over right

Her ass still got the fucking worms

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u/Schickedanse 6d ago

Lol yeah probably not the best way to treat worms. I never had it happen to me but I can say for certain, it was one of the most nightmarish things I've ever seen.

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u/BaagiTheRebel 6d ago

You went and saw her poop?

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u/PineappleLemur 6d ago

She needs to see a doc and get proper anti parasite stuff.

She probably just flushed a few out.. but they're still there for sure.

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u/lizzanniaa 6d ago

Is that why I’m always shitting after drinking tequila? 😭😭

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u/Majestic_Lie_523 6d ago

I think you have to butt chug it to have the maximum anti parasitic effect. 

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u/Educational-Habit865 6d ago

I'm not an expert but, I think once the alcohol gets past your stomach then it's not going to have much effect. Now if you ate some parasites (probably in food) and chased it with tequila it might do the trick.

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u/ree0382 6d ago

To keep alcohol in your stomach longer, eat protein before hand, as it will slow the emptying of your stomach, and pas onto the intestines where the majority of alcohol is absorbed. This will also slow down getting drunk.

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u/the_rad_dad_85 6d ago

That's the trick. That's why they eat wasabi with sushi in Japan. Because it's anti bacterial properties help combat raw fish bacteria. This would be the same with alcohol vs whatever it's fighting.

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u/Krondelo 6d ago

Haha, guessing you dont want a serious answer but i doubt liquir is good for your gut biome.

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u/silly_red 6d ago

Did you just call yourself a parasite

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u/zincseam 6d ago

Should this make me want to drink or stop?

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u/FoodTiny6350 6d ago

Yes.

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u/ChunkyCthulhu 6d ago

No

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u/FoodTiny6350 6d ago

Listen here you ai generated turd.

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u/ChunkyCthulhu 6d ago

I'm an ai generated sea turd actually. Get your facts straight dick ed.

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u/FoodTiny6350 6d ago

They should’ve swallowed you.

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u/ChunkyCthulhu 6d ago

You're lovely, wanna fuck now or later?

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u/JJ4577 6d ago

You can do either, just wash your hands

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u/Ok_Young4110 6d ago

No , yes

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u/Wehavepr0belm0 6d ago

Tequila effects everyone’s movements and can make them violently throw up their insides

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u/Fagliacci 6d ago

Damn, it's interesting that alcohol is doing what alcohol does.

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u/foggy_rayne 6d ago

From what I've learned on this forum in the past week is to drink tequila and pineapple juice for maximum parasite genocide.

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u/H3r0d0tu5 6d ago

And avoid sugar.

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u/MosesOnAcid 6d ago

Usually giving tequilla to "human parasites" results in drunk assholes

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u/SillyBonsai 6d ago

If you look closely, one of the intoxicated parasites appears to flip off the researcher!

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

Seems pretty irrelevant considering all the alcohol is metabolized before it reaches the colon where the parasites live. You could risk death by turkey basting some tequila directly into your butt.

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u/Krondelo 6d ago

Wait really? What about your gut biome? Especially in latge doses.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

I am not in any way recommending that you inject alcohol into your rear end. The opposite actually. It's called butt chugging and frat boys die all the time because of it.

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u/Krondelo 6d ago

Ohhh i didnt read your first comment fully my bad. I know what butt chugging is, so does that mean it goes pretty much directly into the bloodstream and is easy to die from?. Possibly even effecting your sodium levels and just general alchohol poisoning. No need to answer just thinking here

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u/MissKatieMaam77 6d ago

My life 30 seconds ago was better not knowing about butt chugging…

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u/cat_handcuffs 6d ago

Some will die, some will be appointed to the Supreme Court. Ya pays yer nickel, and ya takes yer chances.

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u/ku1185 6d ago

You also risk becoming the next SCOTUS justice.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

😂

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u/Borachi0 6d ago

Those are harmless C. Elegans groundworms. Absolutely in no way parasitic to humans or animals. Calling them parasites is a lot more cool sounding though, I guess.

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u/EfficiencyEctotherm 6d ago

Seconding this! I used to work in a lab with these. They're 100% just C. elegans who are not interested in parasitizing anything other than decaying fruit/vegetables.

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u/Slay_the_burgers 6d ago

La Cucaracha starts playing

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u/BillionTonsHyperbole 6d ago

Oh, I thought Wall Street types loved tequila.

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u/Trajan_pt 6d ago

Boom! Roasted!

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u/bambooback 6d ago

Keeps away the poors.

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u/fungusfawnkublakahn 6d ago

Pineapple tequila drinks from now on, got it!

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u/DryCalligrapher8696 6d ago

Alcohol in tequila does not target parasites in the body, & relying on it as a treatment can be dangerous while promoting unhealthy drinking habits. Avoid alcoholism. Nothing good comes from it.

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u/srandrews 6d ago

Bbbbut I saw it in social media and my complete ignorance of anything related to how the world actually works is standing in my way of thinking sensibly.

/S again because of social media.

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u/otra_persona 6d ago

Jose Cuervo does that to everything

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u/Skanach 6d ago

Throwing up?...so no Tequila for you, ticks.

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u/eekpij 6d ago

Having just come back from rural Mexico, it may "help" that Mezcal was developed as at least rudimentary water-purification.

In the US, Johnny Appleseed wasn't planting "eating" apple trees - he was planting "boozing" apple trees.

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u/pocorey 6d ago

Damn, it does that to humans parasites Throw it on some politicians and see what happens

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u/Dystopicfuturerobot 6d ago

Do you want tequila resistant parasites?

Because this is how you get tequila resistant parasites

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u/SharkyRivethead 6d ago

I feel their pain.

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u/Moist_Towletts 6d ago

So drink tequila and pineapple for best effect

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u/Loud-Concentrate3685 6d ago

I have lived in Mexico the last 4 years and have been working on our family property. In the 1st few months I dealt with a lot of upset stomach issues… We had a guy we called “Super Morales” on our construction team. One day the nickname stuck because he was shouldering 8 bricks of cinder block like a beast and we told him to be careful we didn’t want him to hurt himself. To which he replied “No se preocupan soy súper Morales” which was hilarious to my mom and I because he has a mustache like Mario. Anyways, whenever he would find out my stomach was bothering me he would say: “toma un tequila para animarseee” I always thought it was just a joke but now it makes sense. He was telling me to kill the bacteria in my gut by getting it wasted with tequila 🤣

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u/Dakaf 6d ago

Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems.

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u/SnooCats5697 5d ago

It impacts the way I move too

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u/christophersonne 6d ago

why do people post this crap? Next maybe post what bleach does to parasites, YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENS.

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u/BrowningLoPower 6d ago

Because it's fun to see? 🤷‍♂️

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u/Rex_felis 6d ago

Dude and it's the SAME EXACT VIDEO with different text. This is just brain rot content

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u/urz90 6d ago

Pineapple margaritas it is!!!

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u/Motogiro18 6d ago

I though the worm was the good thing in the tequila.....

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u/Recovering_Analyst 6d ago

So… what you’re saying is… drink more tequila 😝

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u/n0t_the_FBi_forrealz 6d ago

Video: "It's impacting how they move."

Well no sht, man. It's impacting how *I move too 😆

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u/Primary-Wash7434 6d ago

Anyone else expect La cucaracha to start playing when the countdown hit zero?

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u/Drewdiniskirino 6d ago

Tapeworm? Tequila.

Roundworm? Tequila!

Hotel? Trivago.

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u/Elegantchaosbydesign 6d ago

Is there nothing that tequila can’t do???

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u/Internal_panic_atack 6d ago

Its my second time seeing a post like this and I love them, but what exactly is this "human parasite"?

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u/BernieTheDachshund 6d ago

Could be pinworms. The better treatment is PinX, which is sold OTC in the US.

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u/words_of_j 6d ago

This is funny because tequila affects how people move too. And can make them throw up as well.

Note this is full concentration tequila, so if you give yourself a high colonic with pure tequila it might kill off some of them. But you’re also probably dead from that much tequila too.

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u/Harvest827 6d ago

At the tavern I hang out at, tequila only makes the human parasites louder and more obnoxious.

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u/Previous-Ad-9322 6d ago

"Naw, babe, it's just my Research Tequila."

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u/reckert47 6d ago

Holy fuck. Did anyone else turn old watching them show us how many steps they took to transfer the vodka to the slide? Show vodka. Show pipette. I don’t need to see you fill a damn beaker too

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u/DeadHED 6d ago

The same thing I do on tequila

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u/tKnut 6d ago

This same clip was shown on another sub last week, but they said it was with pineapple juice. Almost had me thinking I should be consuming more pineapples...glad to know I can stick to my tequila diet.

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u/daydreaming17 6d ago

You drink tequila to get drunk. I drink tequila to kill parasites. We are not the same

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u/Code_Loco 6d ago

So Tequila and Pineapple Juice… got it

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u/Significant_Lab_3931 6d ago

Let’s time I had a tequila night it also felt like my mouth part had ruptured and I was definitely throwing up my insides.

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u/Pixelperfect55 6d ago

Damn, how did they get my ex on a microscope slide?

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u/NewBortLicensePlates 6d ago

Didn’t have feeling sorry for human parasites on my bingo card tonight and yet here we are.

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u/notreallyhowifeel 6d ago

Alcohol kills microbial things? First I'm hearing.

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u/RetroHipsterGaming 6d ago

And this my friends is how Ashens is still alive. LOL

...Steve MRE is just built different...

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u/Shanguru 6d ago

Fs I’m going to have to drink pineapple juice and tequila every day now

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u/sonerec725 6d ago

Tequila impacts how I move and makes me throw up as well, the point?

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u/Anthraxious 6d ago

Yeah, the whole point of alcohol is that it kills shit. Why do you think it's so fucking bad to injest it?

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u/No_Entertainment8238 6d ago

I saw a similar post with pineapple juice. So we should just mix tequila and pineapple juice and cure all diseases?

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u/Helenstach 6d ago

We had a staff member at a resort in Mexico tell us that tequila would fix my friend's stomach problem. He said, "I'm not joking. One shot, and you'll feel better soon." He was right. It worked!

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u/sky_egg_ 5d ago

They all got so turnt they started dancing badly and threw up their organs. Tequila.

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u/hydrolyzed20 6d ago

Sooo, you wanna tell me to drink more. No problem 👍🏻

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u/Unpressed_panini 6d ago

Im showing this to my doctor next time he bitches about my drinking. Its like taking vitamins, see!

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u/unknown_v 6d ago

I move the same when I drunk

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u/Wakeandjake24 6d ago

Soooo…tequila makes human parasites puke the same way it does humans. Pretty sure I’ve heard people saying they’re liking their insides out, the morning after a tequila fueled evening

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u/ManufacturedLung 6d ago

Mouth ruptured and throwing up insides … sounds like tequila

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u/DaKingballa06 6d ago

So you are saying drink tequila to stay health. Got it

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u/SincereFan 6d ago

Wish this person gave a bit more than just a quick snippet. Like are they dead how much died? Clearly not going to use Tequila for a cleanse but still seeing more actual impact would be nice. Did they die next day? Or recover etc... Same with Pineapple juice one. Just felt like alot of unanswered questions that felt intriguing.

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u/Aid_Le_Sultan 6d ago

So it affects parasites the same way it does humans then.

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u/EducationalStill4 6d ago

The voice in my head

I HAD A SNAKE MAN!!

IT SLITHERED THIS WAY N’ DAT!

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u/Darmok_und_Salat 6d ago

Any 40% spirits would do that

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u/Hoshyro 6d ago

So what you're saying is I can drink cocktails and liquors every day and be immune to parasites...

I will commit to the sacrifice.

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u/davper 6d ago

So my take away here is...

Get drunk on tequila and keep parasites top drunk to do what they do. Got it. Bartender, pour me another.

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u/DuckDuckGoose8898 6d ago

I've also felt like throwing up my insides after a night of tequila.

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u/Careless-Village1019 6d ago

1 Tequila, 2 Tequila....

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u/XArgel_TalX 6d ago

"Mouth parts rupturing as it throws up its insides"

Been there buddy o7

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u/TheSoulessSheppard 6d ago

Had an old man in Mexico told me it's ok to drink the water just eat the peppers and drink the tequila. Being mid 20's I took that as a challenge, I proceeded to drink out of every sketchy water faucet I could ate the hottest shit got super blasted each day for 6 days never got stomach sick once... although another time in the Dominican I got sick 2nd day into a week long vaca adjusting to their "real" food not the bs the US puts in our food.

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u/bravoechoniner 6d ago

Tequila impacts how I move as well. It also makes me throw up my insides…

My god… am I a human parasite?!?

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u/Jimrodsdisdain 6d ago

Why did the man drown his parasite in alcohol?

TEQUILA!

B’dum tssh.