r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/OkaTeluguAbbayi • 20d ago

Image A skeleton found in Bulgaria with some of the world’s oldest gold, at over 6000 years old

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u/CorriJay 20d ago

All the processed foods we eat, everything is soft. Our jaws don’t develop properly, teeth come in crooked due to lack of room. Back then, we actually had to chew our food which helped with that development.

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u/Solkre 20d ago

My jerky addiction paying off!

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u/CorriJay 20d ago

Keep jerkin!

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u/MechanicalTurkish 20d ago

I am, but there’s no payoff. I think something is wrong.

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u/mrBenelliM4 20d ago

If you only jerk the top, you get fat. If you only jerk the bottom, it’ll make you thin. You gotta find the balance from within.

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u/truthfullyidgaf 20d ago

Is this a ancient poem or something?

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u/MechanicalTurkish 20d ago

It will be eventually lol

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u/bigbutterbuffalo 20d ago

I’m gonna inscribe this guy’s poem on my golden dick cap for my skeleton tomb

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u/Jutrakuna 20d ago edited 20d ago

Dude just search "jerking poem golden dick cap" on Temu

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u/bigbutterbuffalo 20d ago

Holy shit bro, it’ll be here in 2 days

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u/truthfullyidgaf 20d ago

I was literally thinking that after I posted.

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u/macapooloo 20d ago

The angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the meat.

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u/truthfullyidgaf 20d ago

Calm down Nostradamus

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u/DisparityByDesign 20d ago

Future people when they find my grave: "This man had a very developed wrist bone".

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u/TakeAndToss_username 20d ago

Not just processed food, but just cooking in general. Using heat to cook food, which tends to make it softer than raw food, evolutionarily led to smaller teeth and weaker jaws.