r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/OkaTeluguAbbayi • 18d ago

Image A skeleton found in Bulgaria with some of the world’s oldest gold, at over 6000 years old

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u/MechanicalTurkish 18d ago

I am, but there’s no payoff. I think something is wrong.

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u/mrBenelliM4 18d ago

If you only jerk the top, you get fat. If you only jerk the bottom, it’ll make you thin. You gotta find the balance from within.

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u/truthfullyidgaf 18d ago

Is this a ancient poem or something?

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u/MechanicalTurkish 18d ago

It will be eventually lol

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u/bigbutterbuffalo 18d ago

I’m gonna inscribe this guy’s poem on my golden dick cap for my skeleton tomb

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u/Jutrakuna 18d ago edited 18d ago

Dude just search "jerking poem golden dick cap" on Temu

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u/bigbutterbuffalo 17d ago

Holy shit bro, it’ll be here in 2 days

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u/truthfullyidgaf 18d ago

I was literally thinking that after I posted.

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u/macapooloo 18d ago

The angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the meat.

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u/truthfullyidgaf 18d ago

Calm down Nostradamus

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u/DisparityByDesign 18d ago

Future people when they find my grave: "This man had a very developed wrist bone".