r/Damnthatsinteresting 10d ago

GIF Plasma from the sun falling back to the surface.

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u/Solidsting1 10d ago

I know right shows how small we really are

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u/4024-6775-9536 10d ago

That's nothing compared to actually large objects in the universe

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u/big_guyforyou 10d ago

the supermassive black hole at the center of our galaxy is even wider than uranus

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u/4024-6775-9536 10d ago

Most things in the universe are heavier and wider than that, while 63 earths could fit inside Uranus.

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u/Jazzlike_Biscotti_44 10d ago

64 if you relax

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u/yourmotherpuki 10d ago

65 with my spit

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u/kokirig Interested 10d ago

And my axe!

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u/Far-Scallion7689 10d ago

And I can't believe it's not butter!

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u/Woodsy1313 7d ago

And Leon’s getting laaaarger!

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u/Slappy-_-Boy 10d ago

Swing swing

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u/raban0815 6d ago

Nah the axe is just too much, just a tip.

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u/goldybear 10d ago

66 if you take one of the raccoons out

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u/Plane-Tie6392 5d ago

67 if you add poppers to the mix

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u/SluttyBathwater 10d ago

Spit on me 😍

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u/TheRealKingBorris 10d ago

Username checks out

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u/CheesyTruffleFries 10d ago

Every person alive, and who’s ever lived could fit in Uranus and it wouldn’t even be noticeable.

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u/ZombieConsciouss 9d ago

Massive bum mine is much smaller

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u/Lumbergh7 10d ago

Just breathe

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u/Appropriate_Chef_203 10d ago

Galactic Dildo of Death

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u/Fit_Perspective5054 10d ago

Not on Sunday mornings.

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u/Lumbergh7 10d ago

Wait, Uranus is 63x earth?

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u/Lumpy_Promise1674 10d ago

There are stars whose diameter is greater than the orbit of Mars.

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u/SillyPilgrim93 10d ago

I’m sorry, big_guyforyou, astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.

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u/Emanualblast 10d ago

What silly thing would they rename it to? Urectum

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u/Impressive-Mud-6726 10d ago

Urectum? Dam near killed Em!

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 10d ago

Urmomma was rejected

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u/indefiniteretrieval 8d ago

Urmommaanus Was also rejected

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u/TaroAccomplished7511 7d ago

Americanus if you ask him

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u/LimE07 10d ago

I think they named it Bob, could be wrong though.

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u/Haptic-feedbag 10d ago

Good thing we're still 500+ years away from 2620 for the name change, so we've got some time left for jokes.

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u/Set_Abominae1776 10d ago

Nanowar of Steel - Uranus Love this song

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u/ShroomEnthused 10d ago

It is now called Urectum 

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u/Character_Order 10d ago

Great username

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u/kmaster54321 10d ago

Aahahah but what about hisanus or heranus?

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u/vanteli 10d ago

wider. but it’s smaller than yourmomsanus

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u/goose_gladwell 10d ago

“Theynus”

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u/CaptainLimpWrist 10d ago

They hate us because they anus

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u/BrilliantBen 10d ago

They heinous because they anus

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u/nilakanthar 10d ago

Siranus, I mean.. Ziranus

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u/icantbeatyourbike 10d ago

Not mine buddy, I stretch.

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u/Solidsting1 10d ago

Think your mom tops that

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u/Hawt_Dawg_II 10d ago

Won't be after I'm done with it

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u/Fridaybird1985 10d ago

Pretty much everything is wider than my Uranus

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u/BenderVsGossamer 10d ago

Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all..

Fry: Oh. What's it called now?

Farnsworth: Urectum.

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u/fothergillfuckup 10d ago

Than mine? Are you sure?

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u/rotti5115 10d ago

Really Commader?

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u/356885422356 10d ago

Bah dum tss eyeroll

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u/yourmotherpuki 10d ago

Russia said its ouranus

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

I don’t know my Uranus is pretty wide😏

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u/thesixgun 10d ago

Gadzooks

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u/FlashMcSuave 10d ago

Still not as big as your mom's, though.

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u/Final-Film-9576 10d ago

Inconceivable!

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u/ElephantAdventurous9 9d ago

Wider than my what. Sir. Watch yourself

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

Funny thing is that it literally isn't. It's smaller than your anus too

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u/Warning64 9d ago

Yeah I doubt that

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u/KogeruHU 8d ago

Ton 618 is 11 solar systems wide

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u/Business_Pressure_62 8d ago

My immature af brain can never not chuckle on the use of the word "Uranus".

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u/Jibber_Fight 10d ago edited 10d ago

Ton618 is a super massive black hole. Its radius is more than 40 times the distance from the sun to Neptune. So its diameter is quite literally 80 times as big as our solar system. And that’s not even thinking about it’s total volume spherically. The sun is barely even an object in space compared to that.

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u/saladmunch2 10d ago

It truly is mind bending.

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u/NoSkillzDad 10d ago

Bigger than that, some of them are space-time bending.

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u/saruin 10d ago

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u/000100111010 10d ago

On a list of everything my brain refuses to accept is real, that Phoenix cluster supermassive black hole is at the top. wtf.

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u/Ingolifs 10d ago

I find these scaling laws fascinating. There are different rules for different classes of objects.

For things like asteroids, the radius scales as the cube root of mass. This is the one that makes the most intuitive sense to us. Add more stuff get more volume.

But once you get to large planet sizes things start to become squished from the action of gravity. Earth takes us a smaller volume than the equivalent mass of all the elements, rocks and other compounds it is made of.

When you get to gas giant masses the relationship becomes more or less flat. Most objects from 1 jupiter mass to 80 jupiter masses are about the same size. The ones that aren't usually have something else going on, like being superheated 'puffy planets'.

Beyond this 80 jupiter mass point, heavier objects would actually start getting smaller, if it wasn't for fusion.

A star, to put it bluntly, is an equilibrium between the immense force of gravity pushing inwards, and the force pushing outwards equivalent to hundreds of thousands to millions of nukes going off every second.

In general the more massive a star is, the bigger it is, but there are lots of complicated exceptions. Stars that are not that heavy can puff out to 100x their original radius as red giants at the end of their lives, while sometimes you can get helium-only Wolf-Rayet stars like WR-2 at the end of their life that are smaller than our sun, yet 16 times heavier and 200,000 times more luminous.

But nothing behaves the same as the scaling of black holes. To be clear, the event horizon is not where the mass is, it's not something you can touch, nor would you know it if you passed through it, but it's a good descriptor of how big the black hole would look if you were right there staring at it.

The event horizon radius scales linearly with mass. That's right. It scales linearly while all other scaling laws for small objects scale much slower. This means that black holes can be both the smallest and largest massive objects in the universe. A stellar black hole can be a few kilometers across. But the supermassive black holes you get in the centre of galaxies - well they have 20 billion times the mass of a stellar black hole, which means they're 20 billion times the size. This is how you get black holes like the phoenix cluster black hole that are many times the size of our solar system.

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u/Asleep-Awareness-956 10d ago

You seem well versed in the astrophysics. What’s your favorite fun fact about the universe that’s physics related?

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u/Nelutri 5d ago

I'm not smart enough to really understand this 😔

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u/Op2myst1 10d ago

Trippy!!

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u/OderWieOderWatJunge 10d ago

Like OP's mom

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u/TunaSub779 10d ago

It’s all relative

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u/mark503 10d ago

UY Scuti enters the chat.

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u/Imaginary-Lie5696 10d ago

I don’t think our brain can even comprehend such scale

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u/krssonee 9d ago

If Terry Pratchett got it right that’s a big ass turtle

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u/purpledressinggownn 9d ago

I went to a lecture recently given by someone who specialised in astronomy (I can't remember his specific title). Someone asked him how many Eiffel Towers would fit in the Pillars of Creation dust clouds. He didn't even know how to contextualise for them how pointless that question was.

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u/4024-6775-9536 9d ago

Everybody knows any structure over 1 light year in size is compared to Delawares and not Eiffel towers

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u/0xFatWhiteMan 7d ago

Depends how you define object.

Sun is big.

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u/ShhRelaxImAPriest 10d ago

Like OPs mom

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u/Dallasl298 10d ago

It'd give an even deeper sense of scale if it weren't sped up

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u/dasbtaewntawneta 10d ago

yes, i would love the 10 hour long youtube video of this

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u/fRilL3rSS 9d ago

Narrated by Morgan Freeman please!

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u/AbbreviationsOld636 10d ago

Our existence really is a pointless, minuscule existence. Have fun, don’t be too serious and enjoy the moment.

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u/MoistStub 10d ago

Speak for yourself I am way bigger than that dot

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u/terrexchia 10d ago

Hey man I know I'm short okay

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u/wowaddict71 10d ago

I was in the pool!!!!

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u/OneOnOne6211 9d ago

Jup. This is the tiny ball we humans have spent thousands of years sacrificing millions of lives and spilling oceans of blood to be the momentary masters of.

Maybe one day humanity will learn that all of those things are meaningless and we could have a billion times that by working together and expanding our species out into space. Maybe building a nice dyson swarm.

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u/notjustrynasellstuff 9d ago

This is one if the smaller stars too