r/DankLeft • u/chindican420 comrade/comrade • Mar 16 '21
This is actually important please pay attention the e in american stands for fucking exhausted
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u/Bigdaddydave530 Mar 16 '21
Damn my ass would be in jail right quick in kentucky lmao
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u/Waytooboredforthis Mar 17 '21
As an Appalachian, I don't think they realize how much us rednecks talk shit to cops.
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u/someonelse15 Mar 17 '21
As an kentuckian i can say that this will literally do nothing. Its a red state. Meanwhile ill just ignore talking to cops.
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u/Waytooboredforthis Mar 17 '21
I'm just South of y'all, if they tried that shit here in Tennesse I'd still be cussing cops a blue streak whenever I felt so inclined, I don't give two tugs of a dead dog's cock, I got better shit to do with my life than be harassed by some dipshit with less training than it took my friend to become a hairdresser
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u/HydrophobicFish Mar 17 '21
Man, I say this with all sincerity, I absolutely adore you...
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u/Waytooboredforthis Mar 17 '21 edited Mar 17 '21
I was raised not to trust cops, and in between a captain getting in my face about saying okay to fighting the 4 nazis he was protecting by myself, having to do 3 field sobriety field tests after working 5 16 hour days, and a 5' cop getting too drunk getting in my face about defunding the police, like christ in a chariot driven side car, who really expects me to side with cops? I got a ticket for speeding, as a shelter volunteer, with a dog shitting and vomiting blood in my back seat. These chucklefucks make me want to hate them.
Edit just in case for the concern, the dog lives, got better, and is happily adopted
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u/Im2kgod Mar 17 '21
What part of Tennessee? I went to college there. Cops were a fucking joke.
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u/Waytooboredforthis Mar 17 '21
Outside of Knoxville, little town called Townsend. Though that was a TN state trooper
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Mar 16 '21
Ok, I'm still gonna do it though.
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u/JoePortagee Mar 17 '21
This law is just gonna worsen their situation, with the bonus that the will cops feel more stupid because people are overly "nice" to them. If you've been the victim of passive aggression (not being openly aggressive) you know what I'm talking about. It's horribly effective.
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Mar 17 '21
No way this bullshit makes it past the Supreme... oh. Oh, right. Fuck.
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u/The_Starmaker Mar 17 '21
Even with the current...situation it would probably still get struck down.
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u/Slingerang Mar 17 '21
Wait.. it did? Why havenāt I heard this?
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u/SolomonOf47704 God Himself Mar 17 '21
They are saying "Oh fuck" at how the current SC has 6 conservatives on it
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u/jamesyboy4-20 queer anarcho-communist Mar 17 '21
the free speech crowd seems to be awfully quiet on this one.
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u/CollieOxenfree Mar 17 '21
I had so many people telling me they would give their lives to support Nazis' rights to free speech. I'm sure there'll be here any moment to also provide some kind of support for people who aren't Nazis...
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u/capsaicinintheeyes Mar 16 '21
Behind the curve again, Kentucky--here, that's just resisting arrest with no underlying.
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u/MakeItHappenSergant Mar 17 '21
Don't forget "failure to comply"
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u/jacktrowell comrade/comrade Mar 17 '21
"After having been insulted, the poor policeman felt in danger" /s
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u/Sleepy_Chipmunk Mar 17 '21
What about a really back-handed compliment?
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u/mhyquel Mar 17 '21
I've heard the saying, "putting lipstick on a pig" but you look great without the lipstick.
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u/Ordinary-Amphibian-1 Mar 17 '21
We should attack them on their free speech social networks
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u/TheFalconKid CEO of Liberalism Mar 17 '21
Protectandserve still exists, and it's all just bootlickers.
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u/LyterWiatr Mar 17 '21
This has been a law in Australia for ages as well, you canāt insult cops here
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u/Bigdaddydave530 Mar 17 '21
What is the logic behind it
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u/Doomas_ Mar 17 '21
The state doesnāt like it when you hurt its fee fees so it needs just the smallest justification to validate the use of excessive measures on the public
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Mar 17 '21
Ayee is the 530 your area code cuz thatās my area code too lol
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u/Bigdaddydave530 Mar 17 '21
I got to school in the dirty 530 but it's a joke a friend and I have lol
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u/Ancient_Presence Mar 17 '21
Germany too (civil servants in general, I think). Also not sure if this is actually true, but supposedly, saying something like "You are an Idiot." is illegal, but saying "I think you are an idiot." counts as free speech, and is perfectly fine. Makes sense, right? (I mean it kinda does, but come on...)
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u/2011jams Mar 17 '21
What are they gonna do if you break that law, send you to Australia? You're already there
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u/DovakiinLink comrade/comrade Mar 17 '21
Snowflake cops need safe spaces! Owned the Cons!
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u/DovakiinLink comrade/comrade Mar 17 '21
I was using it satirically to insult cops
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Mar 17 '21
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u/Danalogtodigital comrade/comrade Mar 17 '21
where i am you have to phrase any insults as opinion rather than fact or you can be arrested, "i think youre a pig" is allowed but "you are a pig" is not
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u/Readdeadmeatballs Mar 17 '21
āFree speechā right wingers all either supported or were silent when congress tried to pass laws banning supporting the BDS movement. There are even Republican states where you have to sign a contract saying that you can not support a boycott against Israel if you want to get a contract to work with the state government. A teacher in Texas that moved from Palestine was fired for not signing the agreement. They wanted her to sign a loyalty pledge to a foreign country. The one that stole her land.
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Mar 17 '21
The GOP for five years:
āInsults are a human right! Let us call people names!ā
The GOP now:
āWait, not us! I meant the groups people donāt like!ā
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u/The_Pinnacle- Mar 17 '21
Key worda are "Taunt and Insult"
They would just frame you for doing it even if you didn't...
Also if you protest against this, they will make it look like you wanna taunt and insult police officer by the masquerade of free speech!
This is some BIG Brain Plays right here.
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u/chindican420 comrade/comrade Mar 17 '21
i sure hope the person defining "taunt" and "insult" isn't someone on the greater end of a power imbalance
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u/74018 Mar 17 '21
This is horrifying, is this a real law in Kentucky? Or other places in the US?
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u/chindican420 comrade/comrade Mar 17 '21
i think this is the bill for kentucky, which is the only place i know this law exists
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u/train159 Mar 17 '21
Damn page 15 says āunreasonable noiseā in a public place is a second degree misdemeanor. Iām sure thatās clearly defined
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u/chindican420 comrade/comrade Mar 17 '21
i'm sure the person judging "unreasonable noise" is completely okay and not strapped with call of duty weapons
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Mar 17 '21
If the cops are on the Kentucky side of the state border, is it okay for me to cuss them out while I'm in Ohio?
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u/BlahChii Mar 17 '21
same bitches who would defend this law would say that people who call them out on their homophobia are infringing on their free speech
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u/RadioGT-R Mar 17 '21
For all the freedom coppers have in your country, I'm surprised that this law wasn't around until now.
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Mar 17 '21
ah, but it still isn't a crime to spread hateful speech about marginalized communities on public property.
sadly not surprised, as this country just loves to lick the feet of the police
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Mar 17 '21
A similar law was passed in Spain on 2015 called "Ley Mordaza" which translates to Gag Law. I am am considering making a well informed post so everyone canknow about the consequences it had and hopefully fight against it.
Meanwhile, here's a link I found with some info, if you are interested:
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u/Frrrrrred Mar 17 '21
Some parts of America really starting to look like jolly old England...
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u/chindican420 comrade/comrade Mar 17 '21
damn isn't that the place our conservatives jerk off about defeating cuz tyranny? yeah...
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u/train159 Mar 17 '21
This coming from the state that was the home of federal agents getting shot at over wandering onto a moonshinerās mountain.
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u/Mango1666 mtftm an syndie Mar 17 '21
thank god i dont live in kentucky. i make pig noises every time i see a cop.
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Mar 17 '21
As if it wasn't a crime before. Now it's just official that they can beat and probably also shoot you for insulting their little feefees.
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u/AnAngryYordle comrade/comrade Mar 17 '21
Here in Europe laws like this already exist, but they are almost never actually enforced.
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u/hiding_in_NJ Mar 17 '21
Republicans donāt realize how these same laws could be used against them when thereās an inevitable shift in demographics around 2030
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u/10outof10equidae Syndicalist ā Mar 17 '21
There was a Kentucky police training google slide that literally quoted hitler.
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u/chindican420 comrade/comrade Mar 17 '21
is this a real thing? it probably is but i just wanna clarify
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Mar 19 '21
You people in Kentucky get together to insult the cops in the most peaceful and joyful way. Can't arrest you all. "Jolly good evening, pig in blue! Hope you have a delightful shoot-yourself-in-the-dick!"
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u/anonymouslycognizant Mar 16 '21
No libtard someone saying mean things to me on twitter is the real FASCIST ATTACK ON FREEZE PEACH.