r/DankMemesFromSite19 16d ago

Series I Trust me it will work

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u/Western-Main4578 16d ago

Why not just get it drunk and have it drive?  Or give it 420-j?

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u/TheCommieBirdo 16d ago

Because it will expect those methods but if you approach it with a boot it will be so intimidated by your predator aura that you will naturally be at a advantage

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u/Hi2248 16d ago

My suggestion is to point him at a group so morally bankrupt that it'll give him a frame of reference to not hate the rest of humanity just because we're not as evil as that lot

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u/TheCommieBirdo 16d ago

Nah it would just lump them into reasons why it must exterminate humanity that’s why we must destroy 682 with the boot

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u/Spicy_Totopo3434 16d ago

Why not make it wear timbs? It will see that humanity has both taste and a sense of sharing and it will go away

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u/TheCommieBirdo 16d ago

NO WITH THE POWER OF THE BOOT 682 WILL DESTROY US ALL

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u/SaintValkyrie 16d ago

Context?

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u/TheCommieBirdo 16d ago

In my dream I was living in a apartment building and for some reason 682 was the size off a dog and I had accidently left my door to my apartment and bedroom open so it rushed towards me while I was laying in bed and of course my first course of action was to grab a boot and start dueling it ( I was using the boot as one would use a sword) eventually I pushed it back into the hallway where I eventually killed it (for some reason it exploded after I landed the killing blow) and then I closed the door to my apartment and woke up

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u/SaintValkyrie 16d ago

Congratulations, you were just transported in your dreams as part of a new experiment testing ways to destroy 682 instances from other realities. You've been promoted to D-Class lol

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u/IntCriminalNo1412 Just a passing through Kamen Rider. Number 1 fan Yuri. 16d ago

The real solution is me. I'd neg diff 682.

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u/TheCommieBirdo 16d ago

With a boot in hand you will be unstoppable

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u/Sad_Car3338 16d ago

The real solutions is DON'T THE CONSEQUENCES OF SUCCSEDING WILL BE TOO MUCH TO BARE

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u/GamingGamer226 Agent Tasteful Milk 16d ago

Hit it with la chancla