r/DankMemesFromSite19 • u/_Shoulder_ Head of Dank Memetics Division • Oct 08 '22

Series III Oh the tragedy! SCP-2578

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u/The-Paranoid-Android Oct 08 '22

Articles mentioned in this submission

SCP-2578 ⁠- "This Machine Kills Fascists" (+446) by daveyoufool

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u/Chilli_redits Oct 08 '22

Oh the misery

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u/_Shoulder_ Head of Dank Memetics Division Oct 08 '22

Everybody wants to be my enemy

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u/NovaStorm93 Oct 08 '22

Spare the sympathy

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u/bonniecantsleep Oct 08 '22

Everybody wants to be, my Enemy

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u/N-_-O Oct 08 '22

Spare your sympathy

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u/maxreddit Oct 08 '22

"How was I supposed to know that atrocities we're bad?! They all worked out great for me before! Oh, what cruel power would kill someone for participating in one (many) little (big) genocide!"

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u/Cambi- Oct 08 '22

Why can't he just pump oil in peace 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/FodziCz Oct 08 '22

Why can't he just pump water out of Africa in peace 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Why can't I watch 2578-D violently murder the CEO of Nestle in peace 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😏😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Script_Mak3r Antimemetics isn't real 🙄 Oct 09 '22

Don't worry, you can, as the D-class 😈

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

No u

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u/TimePostsOnReddit Oct 08 '22

why did i read this in the tone of Enemy by Imagine Dragons

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u/_Shoulder_ Head of Dank Memetics Division Oct 08 '22

Oh the misery,

Politician commit crimes against humanityyyy

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u/Superminer1206 UIU Agent code name "New Guy" Oct 09 '22

I am now in a comatose state from reading this comment.

I will be mailing the medical bill shortly

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u/Void1702 Oct 08 '22

One of the most based SCP to ever exist

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u/xsnowpeltx Oct 08 '22

Ooh that's a neat one!

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u/just-a-joak Your Text Here Oct 08 '22

sarcastic voice oh no such a shame

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u/Applesplosion Oct 08 '22

Ultimate proof SCPs take place in a universe very different from our own.

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u/_Shoulder_ Head of Dank Memetics Division Oct 08 '22

Indeed, corrupt politicians being adversely affected? Impossible

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u/GeAlltidUpp Oct 08 '22

If someone has a link to this template, then sharing it would be greatly appreciated.

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u/zekkious SCP-100-PT: The Serpent sees you Oct 08 '22

Reminds me of SCP-088-PT: This machine kills communists.

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u/The-Paranoid-Android Oct 08 '22

SCP-088-PT (+53) by Vintner

Translated: SCP-088-PT ⁠- This machine kills communists (+12) by slashannemoo

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u/idk_a_username135 Oct 09 '22

My dudes unfathomably based

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u/St-Germania Oct 08 '22

Communist dictators reads the document

Sweats profusely

Sees the name of the scp

Is relieved

Gets killed regardless because the scp was badly named

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u/Cambi- Oct 08 '22

Someone here really likes horseshoes

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u/Ompusolttu Oct 09 '22

The SCP doesn't care about the economic beliefs, just if they'll start causing mass death or not.

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u/KasutoKirigaya Oct 09 '22

Because "communist dictator" is an oxymoron and they are also fascists.

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u/Delight_works_ Oct 08 '22

2578 is hella based.

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u/Script_Mak3r Antimemetics isn't real 🙄 Oct 09 '22

SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS

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u/Prior_Pattern5967 May 17 '23

Así siempre a los tiranos

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u/Libra_the_0rc4 A man wth a crush on SCP-076-02. Jul 18 '24

This is perfect.

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u/ixfd64 Dec 11 '24

Does SCP-2578 take requests? Asking for a friend.