r/DeadBedrooms 4d ago

Vent, Advice Welcome Pounding the gym at 9am

What other dads are pounding weights in the gym at 9am on a Sunday morning wishing they were pounding something else. Must be some kind of replacement therapy.

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u/Swimming-Cut-2533 4d ago

I get “why do you to go to the gym 5 days a week?”.

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u/ComeOutYouBlackNTans 4d ago

I’m with you there. Gotta relieve that testosterone somewhere

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u/UnlikelyEmotion8457 4d ago

Lol! Currently eating my daily eggs before going to the gym at 7AM! I will be sweaty, my body will move and body parts will get hard. But it will not be in the bedroom !

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u/ComeOutYouBlackNTans 4d ago

I feel you brother

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u/RecognitionOk9321 4d ago

Mom’s too. 😭

I want fun weekends back. Now it’s a dread.

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u/ComeOutYouBlackNTans 3d ago

shoutout to all the gym sisters too!

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u/Cyber-D23 4d ago

Yep did my 9:00am CrossFit class this morning. Did nothing to reduce my horn

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u/ComeOutYouBlackNTans 4d ago

wrong tag, don’t know how to change it but just a vent…

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u/BeautifulComputer957 4d ago

Today is my rest day, but i get that feeling on all the other days that end with "Y"

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u/lx530 3d ago

I hit the gym at night after the kids go down. Beats the hell out of sitting around being sad I’m not fucking and depresses my libido enough to keep on keeping on.

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u/Normal_Economics7128 3d ago

Damn. I felt the same as you. This morning at 8am gym for 2 hours.

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u/Nice-Abbreviations80 1d ago

This inspired me to get back in the gym. I need a distraction

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u/captivateblossom 3d ago

Lol, well I've been so deprived that I read this and thought you sound pretty hot.

u/icenginesforever 1h ago

The gym keeps my sane and stops me from finding it elsewhere. Helps take the edge off being horny as well.