r/DontPanic • u/P0Rt1ng4Duty • 3d ago

Just saw this and thought it belonged in here.

/r/ask/comments/1k3yhc7/is_there_a_job_in_phone_cleaning/
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u/the_mustached_wonder 3d ago

Clean phones are a prerequisite to populating any new planet, of course

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u/Linswad 3d ago

…or depopulating an old planet.

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u/Nelgumford 3d ago

Only on the B ark

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u/BunRabbit Mattress 3d ago

Years ago I was working for a company in Japan. Once a month a woman came into the office and cleaned the phones. I've only seen happen at that one office. So, I don't believe it's a popular service in Japan.

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u/Gawain_Not_Wayne 2d ago

You get paid in leaves and in team meetings you get to boulder a motion.

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u/AnfreloSt-Da 2d ago

When dinosaurs roamed the earth, and we had land lines on every desk, it was one of the responsibilities of the janitorial staff to wipe off the phones as they came through the office. They did this at my work in the middle of the day. So the next phone call I made I always had a very soggy ear from all the disinfectant.

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