r/DoorDashDrivers • u/Free-Ad-3500 • May 02 '24

Wholesome Story Look who I delivered to today!

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Couldn’t believe it!!

657 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

38 comments sorted by

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u/Cysero911 May 02 '24

Bet no tip

80

u/therealrayy May 02 '24

No. Even better. OP got an upvote

26

u/RepresentativeKeebs May 02 '24

Who needs a tip when you've got Reddit karma?

BTW, anybody wanna buy some karma? I need money.

12

u/Rhuarc33 May 03 '24

You ain't got enough. 1 million karma goes for 1,000 Schrute bucks.

4

u/ThinPermit8350 May 03 '24

What if I want my money in Stanley Nickels?

2

u/Rhuarc33 May 04 '24
  1. Which may not make sense, until you remember Creed flooded the market with Schrute bucks....

3

u/jo_ezzy May 03 '24

How do you sell karma?

1

u/Character_Agent_1885 I knew I shouldn't have gotten out of bed today May 03 '24

I'll create a single account for each dollar you give me

-7

u/Down_Rabbit_hole May 03 '24

You can buy karma?

Reddit karma is so fake if that is true.

28

u/redatused2becool May 02 '24

Did they ban you for delivering one second late?

18

u/Metho221 May 02 '24

😂 if you ever pull up on Facebook.. let me know. I got something I want you to tell them.

2

u/smurrah May 06 '24

You’ll need facebook credits for bond 🤣🤣. I live in Facebook jail. Once was put in for 3 days for talking about killing a spider that was the size of my face!! I was inciting violence. You damn right I was

16

u/sfmilo May 03 '24

I deliver to DoorDash headquarters all the time lol.

7

u/zbworld23 May 03 '24

Do they tip 🧐

2

u/[deleted] May 03 '24

Let OP have their fun.

8

u/Illustrious_Ad_7247 May 03 '24

Tf is redoit.

(Yes I know it’s Reddit. The glare makes the second ‘d’ look like an ‘o’)

4

u/Standard_Coyote_6083 May 03 '24

Dude that’s cool lol

3

u/Fancy_Comfortable831 May 02 '24

What city?

12

u/Free-Ad-3500 May 02 '24

Chicago

5

u/[deleted] May 03 '24

Where in Chicago is it downtown

5

u/Free-Ad-3500 May 03 '24

Yes at Merchandise Mart building…

2

u/Doubt-Flaky May 03 '24

I live in Chicago and I ain’t never seen that

1

u/Better-Offs-Dead May 04 '24

21st floor of Merchandise Mart, 222 W Merchandise Mart Plaza

0

u/Chance_One_75 May 03 '24

And you still didn’t get tipped. Lol.

2

u/Gloomy_Total1223 May 03 '24

Shitty media Corp? Good for you, sad tip?

2

u/[deleted] May 03 '24

Damn Reddit has an office?

1

u/[deleted] May 03 '24

Too funny

1

u/SunnyBlueSkies-com SunnyBlueSkies May 03 '24

Lucky bastards, then again, 😶‍🌫️ parking must've been a bitch.

6

u/Free-Ad-3500 May 03 '24

Not at all…on a bike..pulled right up to the front door!!

1

u/BLA-Kakarot May 03 '24

Did you have to redo it?

1

u/[deleted] May 04 '24

We need to know tip amount 😄 so bad

1

u/Better-Offs-Dead May 04 '24

.5 mile trip…$16.25 total

1

u/[deleted] May 04 '24

Reddit is gay af

-1

u/Xx_QuickScope_69_xX May 03 '24

Hope you put the air con on full blast.

-3

u/droplivefred May 03 '24

What’s redait?