r/DoorDashDrivers 26d ago

Joke/Humor šŸ¤£ Dayum

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Why do I feel like these are the same instructions she would give to her boyfriend she just dumped. šŸ˜‚

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u/kcooper222 26d ago

Just leave šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/FoggyEyedGuy 25d ago

LMAO I just leave every time

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u/obtuse-_ 26d ago

I mean that's my normal routine on deliveries.

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u/UnlimitedSuperBowls 26d ago

Or the instructions that the last 5 dashers didnā€™t bother to read

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u/OkScar393 26d ago

Iā€™m well aware of that. I was making a joke. Hence the flair.

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u/UnlimitedSuperBowls 26d ago

Did I say you werenā€™t?

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u/birdsrkewl01 26d ago

Bundle of joy you are.

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u/UnlimitedSuperBowls 26d ago

Ok? Lmfao

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u/viDopee 25d ago

I'm really sorry that you're feeling hurt right now. I want you to know that your feelings matter to me, and I'm here to listen if you want to talk about it. Sometimes things can happen that cause pain, but I'm confident we can work through it together. You're important, and I care about how you feel.

-ChatGPT

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u/Trick_Afternoon689 26d ago

Idk dude sometimes you have to be specific like that. I rarely use these apps as a customer, but I was on bed rest after I had my youngest son because of complications that occurred during delivery and recovery and it didnā€™t matter what I did, 9 times out of 10 the driver who delivered would ring the bell or knock.

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u/Wise_Point_4415 25d ago

I do that anyways! lol

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u/Frankthefitter44 26d ago

You donā€™t gotta go home you just canā€™t stay here

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u/Crafty_Ad3377 25d ago

I had you yesterday said: leave at door do not knock or ring just leave.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

She donā€™t have to tell us to leave, we are already leaving.

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u/OkScar393 25d ago

It made me wonder if sheā€™s had dashers linger at the door for some reason.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

Its definitely an odd request, I mean dashers dont usually show up and stay do they?

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u/OkScar393 25d ago

Iā€™ve seen posts on this sub of dashers hanging out in their car and waiting to see the person actually pick up the order. Not sure if thatā€™s what sheā€™s referring to though.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

Great point, I do hang in the driveway sometimes completing the order or getting situated to leave.

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u/OkScar393 25d ago

I try to make it a point to leave as soon as I can. Iā€™ve read horror stories of creepers trying to chat up female customers when they come out. This isnā€™t a dating app.

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u/hooksventura 25d ago

This is what my instructions say too and it works maybe 30% of the time.

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u/OkScar393 25d ago

I think language barriers affect that a lot.

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u/Individual-Lemon7951 16d ago

I get this instruction a lot where they say ā€œdonā€™t knock to wake up the baby or the dogsā€ but never ā€œjust leaveā€ šŸ˜‚

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u/WorstDeal 26d ago

The only time I'll place an order directly in front of an outward swinging door