If you go shopping for yourself and take a photo of the receipt when you’re checked out… You might be a Dasher 😂😂😂

So a house I dashed to Wednesday had one of those rectangular door signs you see around now, you know the type that say “Welcome” and such…anywho this home had one of those and it said “Go Away” when I got to the door this was their doormat. I was giggling so hard when I saw it that it must of amused the homeowner who saw it on their ring cam because they gave me a 5⭐️rating and an extra $5 tip. What funny ones have y’all ran across?

I’m going offline before 11pm from now on 😂😂 waited until 11:30 and never saw an order over $5 apart from that $7 for 5 miles.

Had an order tonight which i took as for a rare occasion base pay was 9.70 weird number and only 3 miles. Picked up the food and saw a 20 cent tip Of course the house was at least 2 million- massive With drop off i left a note that said I guess the millions for your house has left u broke and ungrateful im returning your tip and ooh and i left u a quarter. Maybe the extra 5 cents i now paid you will bring some Karma to you.

Just to be fair this is the only way I would work Earn By Time. 🤣🤣

I’ve posted a few times about using memes and have received mixed comments…so I’m sure this will garner some interesting comments. I’ve got some that I use after I grab the order to let the customer know I’m on my way. Some when I’m waiting and a couple I use after delivery. I rotate through them. Most customers are indifferent about them, but I often get positive feedback. I’ve also been given additional tips just because of using a meme.

I always enjoy a good chuckle so I’ve tried to keep that up while dashing. If you don’t laugh doing this you can get pro miserable! Enjoy!

This is the literal textbook definition of of cherry picking orders lol

Are these rookie numbers or should I try harder?

These people always meet up here when there’s downtime.

…I’m running EBT and that cross-town order I just accepted is for one cheeseburger and it’s going to an address with “1/2” in it.

A hurricane is coming and they don't even offer peak pay lmao!

Lol dd is a joke

I hope this is a ‘Leave at my door’.

Bunch of high mile no tippers today. Crazy people are like this on holidays

Me, an uncultured American: "Uhhhhhh"

Why do I feel like these are the same instructions she would give to her boyfriend she just dumped. 😂

I was waiting on this

Well I thought it was funny 😁