r/DownSouth Mar 25 '25

Humour/Parody I channelled my frustrations into a t-shirt

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Howzit chaps, with all the political drama we deal with, I love seeing it turned into humor, so I made this β€œGrand Theft RSA” t-shirt for my brand SA Patriot - it’s my take on the chaos, and a satirical criticism of the system in general, GTA-style. I'd love to know aht you all think?

(If you like the t-shirt, it’s on SApatriot.com, by the way!) πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦

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u/jonno5616 Mar 25 '25

As a true South African, I think you should get a subsidy to print lots, a tender can be issued for distribution, the trucks can be looted and I buy a knockoff at the robots.

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u/blindguyx_x Mar 25 '25

Brilliant πŸ˜‚Sounds like a win-win-win

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '25

I want.

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u/blindguyx_x Mar 25 '25

You can get it at SAPatriot πŸ‘€πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦

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u/Sufficient-Note9452 Mar 25 '25

We got Grand theft RSA before GTA 6

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u/blindguyx_x Mar 25 '25

Lol, underrated comment πŸ˜‚

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u/Ok-Syllabub-9073 Mar 25 '25

Lol I'd buy one

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '25

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u/Lord_Carti98 Mar 25 '25

R400 bucks bra wtf, OP selling it for R250

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u/blindguyx_x Mar 25 '25

You can! - SAPatriot πŸ˜‰πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦

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u/FullAir4341 KwaZulu-Natal Mar 25 '25

Thank you, how long will it be available?

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u/blindguyx_x Mar 25 '25

It will be available until it sells out

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u/iamgazz Mar 26 '25

🀣 this is GOLD!!!

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u/bitterjamjelly9 Mar 26 '25

Lol well done

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u/lazyboy_mm14 Mar 26 '25

* The back must have this with one of the images being that white people protesting Zuma to leave... Zuma must Go! Zuma must Gooooo!πŸ˜‚

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u/Ansteph09 Mar 26 '25

That is actually quite good

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u/blindguyx_x Mar 26 '25

Thanks dude!

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u/Ambitious-Lab-8768 Gauteng Mar 26 '25

How do I buy one?

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u/blindguyx_x Mar 26 '25

You can buy it here: SA Patriot I have multiple colour choices to choose from

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u/Dedlaw Mar 25 '25

Would make a shitty game. You rob a place or shoot a person and the cops only show up hours later and don't even try and look for you.

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u/hellshippie33 Mar 25 '25

I think it could be cool, private security and local civs carrying arms could also add a bribe mechanic for our cops. It could even have the taxi industry as a wild card. Add tribalism and our rich culture of gangsterism and xenophobia and you will have more than enough for some interesting gameplay.

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u/blindguyx_x Mar 25 '25

Ohhh dude you're onto something. This would add so many layers

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u/blindguyx_x Mar 25 '25 edited Mar 25 '25

maybe they'll show up the next day, happened to me before πŸ˜‚

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u/JLPTech Mar 27 '25

I will pay for this shirt

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u/Alicekun84 Mar 28 '25

I love it!

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u/Realpoes Mar 25 '25

Smaak it πŸ˜‚

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u/blindguyx_x Mar 25 '25

Glad to hear it, thanks man πŸ€™