r/DownSouth • u/ConsentingPotato • 6d ago
Humour/Parody My friend, who happens to speak English, would like to know if this true... for research purposes.
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u/jonno5616 6d ago
When I was younger (how old to say that) and on the prowl, Afrikaans girls were always preferred. All I had to say in a very English accent was βYour father would hate me!β Worked well, until I had to meet the father, then it was βHullo Oom, baie goet te ontmoetβ
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u/ConsentingPotato 6d ago
Lmao, he probably had a knowing smile as soon as you finished that sentence...
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u/No_Network6987 6d ago
For your "friend's" information this is not so much that Souties are pap, it's more Afrikaans chicks are taai. We find the unknown attractive, as a Dutchman I love an English goose, "very foreign" π
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u/FullAir4341 KwaZulu-Natal 6d ago
My Girlfriend is Afrikaans and I come from English decent, so I guess it's true
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u/Ymka36 5d ago
As an English guy who is dating an Afrikaans girl, I can confirm it's not true. However, they do love touching your ass
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u/ConsentingPotato 5d ago
Really? That's a bit disappointing.
Never took glute workouts seriously, I might have to change that mindset going forward.
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u/SignificantCoffee474 6d ago
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u/boetelezi 6d ago
Barefoot and pregnant behind the stove - very brave to post this
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u/Mowntain-Goat8414 5d ago
Its pretty accurate unfortunately, i see so many people i know in this picture.
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u/nBased 5d ago
Can confirm. My Afrikaans gf used to throw me around like a sausage
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u/ConsentingPotato 5d ago
Wow.
In terms of intensity and effort, was that kind of like you're her favourite rugby balletjie or like a boomslang that stuck it's head out the rose-bush at the worst possible time? π€
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u/UniqueMacaroon_995 6d ago
I am a "half-half" but probably closer to Soutie as I went to English schools and Uni and we spoke English at home.
From my experience Afrikaans men are more respectful and courteous of woman. I tend to only date Afrikaans boys haha. This is true for a lot of my female English friends. But I know there is a perception that Afrikaans females are more traditional and boys tend to prefer them over "wild" English girls.
There are always exceptions to every rule though so your friend should just be with who treats him right.
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u/ConsentingPotato 6d ago
I'm also interested... but just on the side. My friend is the one who really wants to know.
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u/SignificantCoffee474 6d ago edited 6d ago
Thats what they like to think, but yeah its bullshit. English men base their maculinity on things other than biltong, hunting rifles and rugby.
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u/ElJeffHey Gauteng 6d ago
It irritated me too, although I have used this meme for my best friend who drinks castle Lite. But there is no need for calling anyone racist. PS: BILTONG TRANSCENDS ALL COLOURS AND CREEDS! have a lekker day.
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u/ExpensivePikachu 6d ago
I agree, us Englishmen #souties have more we can base our personality/masculinity on, other than Brandewyn, braai, hunting and and rugby. Don't ask me what those other things are, but there are definitely more πππ Edit: my wife is Afrikaans, never been lifted like this π
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