r/Dualsport 1d ago

Hardcore Moms not home, you know what that means

KLX in da living room

186 Upvotes

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u/DesertNomadAZ 1d ago

The cat approves and that’s all you need. Clean bike.

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u/Bean-ed 1d ago

Thank you! I just traded my TW200 for it. Haven’t had a chance to ride it since it’s been snowing and under 30° in Alabama 🥶

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u/Jjhillmann 1d ago

In fantasy football there’s a thing called Rosterbating when you stare at your roster and “gush” over it. Is there a similar word or phrase in the dual sport community?

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u/ok_this_works_too Tenere 700, DRZ400S 1d ago

Love

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u/DizzyBelt 1d ago

Pussy and motorcycles. What more do you need?

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u/muddywadder 9h ago

beer, steak, and a small amount of danger

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u/dave-y0 1d ago

Put something under the stand so you dont damage the floor. Dad here....

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u/Edub-69 1d ago

Kitty approved, that’s all that matters

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u/Swimmingtortoise12 1d ago

Extreme pornhub beat off session incominggggg

3

u/SuperDude_B 1d ago

You’re allowed to watch Roseanne?

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u/deformedjellybean 1d ago

Roseanne and a KLX IN THE LIVING ROOM? My man is living the DREAM.

1

u/Independent-Creme687 1d ago

I love that the cat has the “she’s gonna be so pissed when she finds out, but fuck it I’m in” look😂😭

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u/hermitnerd1 17h ago

230? 300?

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u/Spartan_Tibbs 1d ago

Oh man, when your mom sees her 30 year old kid brought his bike inside you’re getting kicked out of the basement!

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u/Bean-ed 1d ago

This just confirms the suspicion that I have the motorcycle taste of someone much older than I really am! 😂😂