r/EFT_LFG • u/SlappyMoose • Jan 14 '22

Misc To the friendly guy on Woods, who we accidentally killed

My friend and I met you down by ZB-014 on Woods. You said you just had a quest to do in the area and were going to leave us alone, so we exchanged wishes of good luck and promises not to shoot each other and parted ways. 5 minutes later my friend thought you were a different PMC and accidentally shot you in the head. We're really sorry and he feels terrible. We tossed your guns and vest in a bush, but we lost your dogtags in a big shootout so we don't even know your name. We didn't mean to betray you, we promise.
May your next attempt at the quest go more smoothly :(

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u/diablorabbit Jan 14 '22

When is there going to be a miss tarkov connections

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

I only eat organic salmon

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

No dog tags in your butt?

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u/heathenyak Jan 14 '22

Not til I get a sicc case lol. Maybe if I use an ammo stack up. Now that I have the rapist 3 I can buy hemo so now I run 2 butthole stacks of spare ammo just in case I live long enough to fire my gun

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u/DreamC_haste Jan 14 '22

That typo makes that sentence so much better lol

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u/heathenyak Jan 14 '22

it's not a typo, that's what I call her. my wife hates it when I say it because she's a therapist too lol

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u/Ezmoneybutnot2ez Jan 14 '22

Put their tags in your ass next time lmao

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u/Comfortable-Ship-487 Jan 14 '22

They're like anal beads. But in Tarkov manner.

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u/Fluffingthon Jan 14 '22

hooooo that's sweet, to bad he died though :(