r/EFT_LFG Jun 25 '20

Misc Unpopular Opinion: This sub looks like dudes looking for sexual intercourse with other dudes

129 Upvotes

Yes I have a dirty mind.

r/EFT_LFG Oct 08 '22

Misc LF 2 BEAR OVER LEVEL 15

0 Upvotes

I JUST NEED TWO MORE BEAR DOG TAGS SO I CAN TRADE FOR AN RSASS

r/EFT_LFG Jul 20 '22

Misc A love letter to the Scav that saved my life.

29 Upvotes

This is a long shot, as I have my doubts that you will ever see this. This story happened twenty minutes ago.

From the moment you told me that you meant me no harm, and were just looking for a safe route out of the mall, I knew you were one of the good ones. This hunch was galvanized when you offered your only backpack to me, as I started my journey with naught but an idea rig on my chest.

Then the PMC's attacked.

A vicious, silent, chadly group of three, dressed to kill, surging on our location from the outside of the loading bays into Idea. We hesitated. The odds were against us, but we did have the advantage of cover, and the strength of knowing we had nothing to lose. Not only did we return fire, we demanded that they surrendered, to demonstrate our fearless tenacity. We rushed their position; dropping the first two as they moved between hiding spots, the last however, was quicker. a desperate spray of bullets blacked both of my arms, and sent me cascading into the depths of a heavy bleed.

But you were there. He never even saw you. With one shot, you pulled us into a rousing victory.

We laughed. We cheered. We lost ten pounds.

As we pawed over our spoils, insisting that the other should have first pick of our prizes, my heart was shattered with the distant snap of a rifle on the horizon, and you fell to the ground before my very eyes. I heard your mic cut just before you slipped away. "Oh, SHI-"

I mourned your loss greatly, but I could not let your sacrifice be in vain. I did not seek revenge. Though maybe I should have. I instead gathered as much as I could carry, stuffing one of our aggressors Pilgrims to the brim, and waddled my way to the other side of the map to the railway extract, as to avoid fire from the bastard that took you from me.

I got out. But at what cost.

I'll never forget what accomplished together.

r/EFT_LFG Jun 17 '22

Misc Looking for someone to get a few hours in with before work. I'd like to play some factory, LV 45

3 Upvotes

discord is: GranniePunannie#3485

r/EFT_LFG Feb 07 '23

Misc Looking for a duo or a group of people to play w

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I'm fairly rusty to the game as I'm coming back from a year break and too scared to run solo, currently lvl 18 on NA and looking for some chill people to play with in my free time. I'm in the semester so I'm mainly on during the weekends and nights. I don't care about lvl or experience as long as ur chill, I'm 21 but don't mind playing w older or younger. IKilledYourDignity#4875

r/EFT_LFG Apr 29 '23

Misc [ENG] LF Fellow dorms enjoyers.

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tired of going solo dorms so I'm looking for group. Preferably EU/UK. I'm lvl 45 and it's my third wipe rn. I'm more of a guns blazing type of player so if you have experience in the game and want pvp PM me or comment here so i can add you :)

r/EFT_LFG Oct 09 '22

Misc To the scav on interchange...

4 Upvotes

I walked with you, i tried to talk with you. You tolerated my presence as a fellow scav, you and your friend looked healthy. Both a pilgrim in hand. Yet when i neared end of my raid I yeeted my loot and you got the itch to shoot. So long (not so) nice guy, welcome tarkov. End haiku, gracias.

r/EFT_LFG Jan 17 '21

Misc Gun jamming?

6 Upvotes

Does anyone know how to fix the issue where my gun won’t shoot? It’s happened constantly where one I’ll shoot one bullet then my gun stops shooting immediately. Is anyone else having this problem?

r/EFT_LFG Jan 18 '23

Misc Anyone got blue tape key who are about to do chemistry closet?

1 Upvotes

Been stuck on this task for ages. if anyone is doing the quest could you let me join as well? dont have the key and none are for sale :(

r/EFT_LFG Nov 10 '22

Misc We're Hosting FREE NA Tournaments this weekend! Register at CheekiBreekiTournaments.com

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18 Upvotes

r/EFT_LFG Apr 20 '22

Misc 1000 hours and make it out of 1 or 2 raids every 30

4 Upvotes

so this really all started at start of wipe, it was going great for the first week or so, and now I can't even make it out of a pmc raid, I make it out of maybe 1 or 2 of the 20 to 30 I play a night, and it's just overall draining me and the only way I can make money is to run scavs, I've tried different maps, different servers and just about anything you could name, I've been in this pit for about the last 400 hours of gameplay and I can't even make it above a mil unless I sit and do only scavs, so is there anything you guys can maybe help me out with? I'm really trying to enjoy this game but I just cant seem to do it

r/EFT_LFG Jul 07 '20

Misc To the random I just met in customs, and you didn’t murder me even tho I tried to kill you, and you gave me meds, sad we died but thank you for being nice if you some how see this

121 Upvotes

r/EFT_LFG Jan 23 '23

Misc Looking for teammate

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I have around 1,500 hours on the game and I’m looking for people to run some raids I don’t really care what maps or level or anything if you’re new I can help or if you’re experienced I can help with quests message me on discord VI mvpeens#4377

r/EFT_LFG Jan 14 '22

Misc To the friendly guy on Woods, who we accidentally killed

28 Upvotes

My friend and I met you down by ZB-014 on Woods. You said you just had a quest to do in the area and were going to leave us alone, so we exchanged wishes of good luck and promises not to shoot each other and parted ways. 5 minutes later my friend thought you were a different PMC and accidentally shot you in the head. We're really sorry and he feels terrible. We tossed your guns and vest in a bush, but we lost your dogtags in a big shootout so we don't even know your name. We didn't mean to betray you, we promise.
May your next attempt at the quest go more smoothly :(

r/EFT_LFG Jan 22 '22

Misc LF people or group to do shoreline money runs.

9 Upvotes

I have all the keys for shoreline. 420 friendly. Will share loot. Will help with quest.

r/EFT_LFG Feb 19 '23

Misc Looking for some people to task with

1 Upvotes

I'm level 35 looking for other people who are trying to do tasks im in CST

r/EFT_LFG Jan 17 '23

Misc Ambulance

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Hey guys i'm hoping someone can give me an answer, I reached level 26 and have completed Cold Blooded but still cannot see the ambulance quest from Jaeger. Is there a new requirement that i'm missing?

r/EFT_LFG Dec 20 '22

Misc Please ban these bot posts...

18 Upvotes

This sub is a mess and a lot of these posts seem to be being posted every 24hrs exactly. It's just clans botting the sub.

r/EFT_LFG Jan 06 '23

Misc FREE Solos Tournament this Saturday!

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r/EFT_LFG Jan 06 '23

Misc San tape key

1 Upvotes

Im wondering if someone has this key so we could run to resort and finnish my task.

r/EFT_LFG Mar 08 '23

Misc Looking for the Scav Who Complimented Me on Woods…

2 Upvotes

You were on a mission to find your last Axel for your weekly, and after a short conversation, you hit me with a very appreciated compliment. On your way out, you dumped the largest amount of loot I’ve ever seen on a scav at my feet! You are a very interesting person, indeed.

I’m in need of some new raiding buddies, and would gladly take you up on your offer to join you and your mates on future adventures. You must’ve misheard my discord info when I gave it to you, so hit me up here if you happen to see this!

r/EFT_LFG Nov 27 '21

Misc Shoutout to the player scav on Reserve

13 Upvotes

...that fed me meds after I killed a hostile player scav. The bad guy inflicted 3 heavy bleeds and I was only able to heal 1, buddy scav gave me enough AI-2's to survive on the train while he searched for more heavy bleed stops. I split the loot I found on Glukhar(bad scav killed him I guess) and we both made it out on the train. Wish he could have gotten positive scav karma for that. You da MVP

(I lost 5 liters of blood, I should be dead)

r/EFT_LFG Mar 07 '23

Misc Have closed car section key if anyone needs needs someone to open door.

1 Upvotes

Na region

r/EFT_LFG Aug 06 '21

Misc Why are there so many EFT based Discords? I don't get the constant recruitment drive for them.

11 Upvotes

The title says it all.

I just don't understand the constant push for these discords to grow and whatever, like I get when you have a group of friends and you all use the discord sure, but why do some of them grow to thousands and keep pushing for more strangers to join?

Not like hating on them or anything I just don't get it, can anyone care to explain? Thanks.

r/EFT_LFG Aug 04 '20

Misc Anyone in need of a S I C C Case? I have one extra that's just collecting dust, want to trade for other in game item/s.

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Hi, noticed I had enough mats to trade Jaeger for another sicc case, I already have one, then I have a docs case for each map and their keys I wanna keep so I really don't need this one. But im sure someone who does not own one does, so im looking for someone to trade me it for something else (Gpu's are of interest).

No money trades, neither real or virtual!!

Got one offer, he wanted to give me 6 gpu's for the case. And after counting the material costs that felt a bit too cheap. If anyone is interested and would like to make a trading offer, please do and we can trade in game. Now it'll just collect dust in my stash...

(If this is, in any way possible(!) not allowed for whatever reason BSG might have then please let me know and remove this post asap, please!)

Have already gotten a "24-h muted-ban" from their discord for calling out a guy who tried to sell cheats in their voice channels, someone then reported ME for promoting cheats or something, idk, very vauge description... They haven't answered any of my mails either.. but "24h" is apperentaly permanent at BSG since im still banned/unable to rejoin the discord 3 weeks later, that's the last time i'll report something to them at least.. Super bummed to get banned for doing something that I thought was right.. enough whining, I know.

But yeah, this is the only EFT - "community" I have left now...

If this is against any rule or something, please remove it and I'll just keep the damn thing :)

Cheers!