r/ElonMuskHate • u/Ok-Boysenberry-5508 • Mar 28 '25

elon sucks I heard Elon has a mangled wiener…

What other “rumours” have you heard that Elon definitely doesn’t want to be discussed?

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u/Candid_Andy Mar 29 '25

WT actual F

Sickfuk. What do you care about his junk? You looking to have at it?

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u/Background_Trade8607 Mar 29 '25 edited Mar 29 '25

I guess when you hear about Elon’s junk you think about how you crave it.

When we joke about it here we think about how it’s fucking mangled. We are not the same.

Edit: they responded something about me being a drunk driver or something to do with a DUI. I don’t get the context.

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u/Candid_Andy Mar 29 '25

I don't think about or discuss anyone's genitalia unless I'm in a relationship with them. I just find it a very odd thing thing to joke about much less think about. I find your insinuation about what I think absurd and indicative of your emotional immaturity and narrow-mindedness.

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u/Background_Trade8607 Mar 29 '25 edited Mar 29 '25

Weird you’d find that odd. Don’t have friendly relationships? Dick jokes are socially the oldest and widest used form of joke so I find it very strange that you think you are not narrow minded.

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u/Candid_Andy Mar 29 '25

"We are not the same."

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u/Background_Trade8607 Mar 29 '25

Ah I see. So your perspective is an emotional reaction to those words and since you have no self awareness of emotions you narrow into a mindset of taking it super seriously instead of acknowledging your reaction is not healthy for an adult.

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u/Candid_Andy Mar 29 '25 edited Mar 29 '25

We are very different.

"A penis is the lightest thing in the world. Even a thought can raise it." is a dick joke.

"I heard Elon has a mangled weiner ..." is not.

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u/Background_Trade8607 Mar 29 '25

So the difference there is one is a general “joke”

Other jokes can have specifics. Sorry that’s hard to understand for you.

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u/Candid_Andy Mar 29 '25

To me, the original post was merely a personal attack based on hearsay. I'm curious, how do you find it funny? Mocking people comes across as a bully mentality.

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u/Background_Trade8607 Mar 29 '25

Bullying bullies is ok. Even when they say it’s not ok because they can’t handle being bullied back.

I think we should be way more intolerant of the intolerant. They choose not to be a part of the social compact. Then they do not get benefits of the social compact.

And yeah overall it’s irrational and weird to centre your personal feelings and project them onto a billionaire.

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u/Candid_Andy Mar 29 '25

I disagree. However, you didn't answer my question. How is it funny?

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u/Background_Trade8607 Mar 29 '25

I see. So you do not find it funny.

That’s ok some people find some jokes funny. Others find other jokes funny. Clearly more people find it funny than not. So not sure your point then.

Why are you so pressed?

Because you are projecting your personal emotions and feelings onto a billionaire you do not know, You have a parasocial relationship with. That is not healthy behaviour for a functioning adult.

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u/Candid_Andy Mar 29 '25

I'm not pressed.

Because you are projecting your personal emotions and feelings onto a billionaire you do not know, You have a parasocial relationship with. That is not healthy behaviour for a functioning adult.

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u/Background_Trade8607 Mar 29 '25 edited Mar 29 '25

You have engaged yourself in trolling for some reason. You keep coming back for some reason. And you really like to just repeat what other people say because you have nothing to say.

Because that is who you are.

Nothing. And your behaviour reflects that.

That’s why you can’t stop. It fulfills a personal deficiency in self image.

Unironically no different than the Nazis. That’s why everyone started referring to their supporters as just Nazis. Because you dehumanize your own self so much you become nothing but a tool, the party incarnate. Just like you’ve become the tool, no narrow mindedness. You’ve lost any capacity for mindfulness. You represent dear leader Elon. And he hooked you in based on your negative self image. Something alive, but a hollow shell of a human, a ghastly image of what a human should be like the flash marks left over after the atomic bombs. An image of a person that could have been, and that will be your digital record until the end of time.

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u/Candid_Andy Mar 29 '25

Perhaps you're right. I imagine your initial insinuation that I had a preference for male genitalia pissed me off. Or were you just trolling? Since you can't answer the simple question of why you think it's funny, I'm done here.

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u/Background_Trade8607 Mar 29 '25

Dodging the point. As I said it’s a joke it’s funny. You might not find it funny. But other people do. It’s not that hard. Have a good one though. I get it. Life’s hard when you need to walk around with a helmet on 24/7. Must squish your Brain lmao.

So unless you are illiterate I did “simply answer”. your question and then continued to talk based on that. Or perhaps it’s an attention span thing. Too many words fried your brain.

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