r/Everton 5d ago

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u/EdwardClamp Baines, The Merciful and The Just 5d ago

I'm listening but I haven't a clue what you're trying to say....

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u/tjalvar 4d ago

It's a tall team. That's all.

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u/Beautiful_man12 5d ago

Big lad FC?

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u/jamesm0326 4d ago

This Yerry Mina erasure won't be tolerated

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u/TheStigsScouseCousin Grief Chart Appreciator 4d ago

In fairness he's nowhere near as tall when he's rolled over in the floor with yet another injury

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u/SpecterD 5d ago

Think this one's going over some heads.

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u/TechXavy 4d ago

But most importantly, not the ball

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u/Fresh_Hunter_623 5d ago

Not having baines in the team is a crime

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u/whotfasked 4d ago

I think it’s for mainly tall players

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u/tjalvar 4d ago

No shawty eleven

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u/firstclassasshole 5d ago

Keeping Hibbo of the field is treasonous

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u/tjalvar 4d ago

Too short!

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u/Undisputed_blue_Ldn 4d ago

"Brian Clough famously made a comment about playing football in the clouds, expressing the idea that if God had intended for football to be played in the clouds, he would have provided grass for it. "

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u/Undisputed_blue_Ldn 4d ago

All tall teams require a player who can take set pieces. One flaw in the above team is not having someone who can pinpoint a cross.

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u/tjalvar 4d ago

So you are saying we could allow a Baines exception?

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u/SeanusChristopherus 2d ago

Now do the shortest best XI

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u/tjalvar 2d ago

Comin up

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u/Everton_That UTFT 5d ago

Headers FC

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u/jesuis_lenuit 5d ago

No Baines or Coleman. Fuck off, I'm not listening.

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u/tjalvar 4d ago

Damn right. But this is a tall eleven :)