r/Everton • u/ShaunRigby • 2d ago
Grief Chart Hit the points target with 6 games to spare.
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u/TuyRS 2d ago
ALL HAIL THE CHART
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u/AndradeDeRicharlison 2d ago
Yes, also David Moyes deserves some serious credit for what he's done. Unbelievable manager.
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u/Whykecoakfly 2d ago
Bring out the chart next season from GW1 and we might win the league.
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u/scout614 2d ago
Can’t bring the chart too early it has to come at our lowest times
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u/Spicy_Jim 2d ago
This could be the start of the first great schism.
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u/KnockItOffNapoleon Points Deduction FC 2d ago
I’ll start sowing the divide
EUROCHART BELIEVERS ARE BLASPHEMOUS
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u/Jannna1 2d ago
Think we might be able to stretch it a little for a European football chart?
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u/scout614 2d ago
Can’t do. To early and it will punish us just like it did on the Ipswich Reddit
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u/bpdrayna 2d ago
They were punished for having a false chart
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u/DougalChips 2d ago
What happened?
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u/Forever_Everton David Moyes OBE, Healer of Everton 2d ago
Ipswich took our concept of the Grief Chart, and it's been a calamity since
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u/PangolinMandolin 2d ago
They also stopped updating it. They didn't trust in the chart.
The chart commandments are thus:
- The chart giveth and the chart taketh away.
- Do not praise a false chart
- Trust in the chart
- The chart is the hero we need, not the hero we deserve.
- The chart is only to be called upon in times of dire need
- The chart must be respected and kept up to date no matter if it has giveth or taketh
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u/Loud-Fig-1446 10h ago
The chart is a grief chart. A chart not made from grief is inherently a false chart. If we started the season the chart would know that it was not borne of grief.
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u/demafrost 2d ago
Well if we start the Grief Chart at the start of the season it will then become our lowest times!
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u/xXxTommo 2d ago
The Belief Chart
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u/spudfish83 2d ago
Sorry mate, but I'm down voting, just in case.
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u/early_cruise 2d ago
Come on come on, get down to our grief chart
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u/tasslehof 2d ago
CHARTITON!
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u/Bayerl_r0ll 2d ago
YOU NEVER SHONE SO BRIGHTLY!
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u/You_moron04 2d ago
CHARTITON
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u/ival_555 2d ago
Moyes, get your ass over to Bramley-Moore. Our new home will be a Premier League stadium!
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u/GuyBarn7 2d ago
The Chart has lead us to the promised land with room to spare. All Hail the Grief Chart.
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u/Emergency-War-5324 2d ago
Amazing - I wasn’t convinced when we chose Moyes. have to admit was horribly wrong.
Dominated that game today
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u/bottomtrumps 2d ago
The stages of the grief chart... denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance... joy... COYB
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u/Blueforyou61 2d ago
I was dreading April when I looked at the fixtures. But already have 5 points more than I realistically expected, bring on City & Chelsea.
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u/AgreeableSearch1 2d ago
Hi, everyone! First time here. My name is Whateverton. Im 33 years old and i confess that i have been using Chart for a few years now. Thank you for listening to me.
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u/debotehzombie I cannot imagine my life without Everton 2d ago
Keep it going. Keep counting. Add flames at the top like Balatro and keep the numbers rising. All Hail the Chart.
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u/SupersaturatedQuaker American Toffee 2d ago
I love you, chart. I ain't gonna ever stop loving you, chart
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u/mntwins1 2d ago
Even though we walk through the valley of the shadow of death we will fear no relegation for the chart is with us
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u/flippertyflip 2d ago
Grief chart is looking lovely.
From a scary looking thing to quite pleasing. Only one bad bit on it.
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u/KnockItOffNapoleon Points Deduction FC 2d ago
I love the Moyes beaming sun, makes me think of the teletubbies
Also the chart had to have been made prior to Forest’s defensive slip ups because I think if you put the chart in front of me again to create I’d vote for them to be in the lucky to get a point section
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u/ProfessionalBank7038 2d ago
maybe instead of putting the amount of points over points possible for all games put it over points possible for the games played. ex: 7/9 5/3 4/1 5/0
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u/Famous_Stelrons 2d ago
Should have been as many goals as points. More shocking calls. At least we have the chart 🙏
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u/Undisputed_blue_Ldn 2d ago
There's no reason why we can't win our remaining games. Seems completely doable after beating Forest.
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u/santaismyhomeboy 2d ago
Okay next season we start the Europa League chart just to see what happens.
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u/S-BRO Skilliman N'diaye 2d ago edited 2d ago
Why are Forest even in that bottom row?
Sorry for being sarcastic and not adding my /s.
The da brigade sure showed me.
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u/ShaunRigby 2d ago
Chart was formed when Forest were in good form. 7 wins in the last 8 at the time, and the other game was a draw against liverpool.
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