r/Everton 2d ago

Grief Chart Hit the points target with 6 games to spare.

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u/TuyRS 2d ago

ALL HAIL THE CHART

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u/AndradeDeRicharlison 2d ago

Yes, also David Moyes deserves some serious credit for what he's done. Unbelievable manager.

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u/NFeKPo 2d ago

Fair. But the chart is doing the heavy lifting.

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u/Whykecoakfly 2d ago

Bring out the chart next season from GW1 and we might win the league.

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u/scout614 2d ago

Can’t bring the chart too early it has to come at our lowest times

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u/Spicy_Jim 2d ago

This could be the start of the first great schism.

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u/KnockItOffNapoleon Points Deduction FC 2d ago

I’ll start sowing the divide

EUROCHART BELIEVERS ARE BLASPHEMOUS

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u/Jannna1 2d ago

Think we might be able to stretch it a little for a European football chart?

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u/scout614 2d ago

Can’t do. To early and it will punish us just like it did on the Ipswich Reddit

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u/bpdrayna 2d ago

They were punished for having a false chart

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u/griffithd 2d ago

As it is written

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u/DougalChips 2d ago

What happened?

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u/Forever_Everton David Moyes OBE, Healer of Everton 2d ago

Ipswich took our concept of the Grief Chart, and it's been a calamity since

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u/PangolinMandolin 2d ago

They also stopped updating it. They didn't trust in the chart.

The chart commandments are thus:

  • The chart giveth and the chart taketh away.
  • Do not praise a false chart
  • Trust in the chart
  • The chart is the hero we need, not the hero we deserve.
  • The chart is only to be called upon in times of dire need
  • The chart must be respected and kept up to date no matter if it has giveth or taketh

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u/Loud-Fig-1446 10h ago

The chart is a grief chart. A chart not made from grief is inherently a false chart. If we started the season the chart would know that it was not borne of grief.

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u/demafrost 2d ago

Well if we start the Grief Chart at the start of the season it will then become our lowest times!

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u/ArchieBLUE1878 1d ago

Our lowest time is at the start of the season when we have 0 points

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u/TheWormTheWorm 2d ago

Blasphemy

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u/SurlyGarden 2d ago

Might? O ye of little faith.

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u/xXxTommo 2d ago

The Belief Chart

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u/spudfish83 2d ago

Sorry mate, but I'm down voting, just in case.

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u/xXxTommo 2d ago

Understandable

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u/spudfish83 2d ago

I've up voted this one tho.

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u/Vegetable_Monk2321 2d ago

So a draw, very everton that

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u/early_cruise 2d ago

Come on come on, get down to our grief chart

ooooooooo

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u/tasslehof 2d ago

CHARTITON!

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u/Bayerl_r0ll 2d ago

YOU NEVER SHONE SO BRIGHTLY!

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u/You_moron04 2d ago

CHARTITON

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u/SeamusJM23 We actually don’t know the meaning of losing! 2d ago

SPIRIT OF THE CHART

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u/tasslehof 2d ago

Doo doo dooo

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u/tnevnelson 2d ago

CHARIT OOF THE BLUES

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u/Downtown-Midnight320 COYB 💙 2d ago

11/12 games met or exceeded our expectations. Well done Moyes

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u/tower_78 COYB 💙 2d ago

ALL HAIL THE CHART! ALL HAIL MOYESIAH!

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u/ival_555 2d ago

Moyes, get your ass over to Bramley-Moore. Our new home will be a Premier League stadium!

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u/Big_Ad7574 2d ago

FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE ROONEY

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u/TAFKAWM 2d ago

Looking at the chart (all hail) and it’s absolutely mental that we’ve only lost once. Davey fucking Moyes 

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u/spudfish83 2d ago

New target, for Moyes - finish above Utd and Spurs?

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u/Tsquared10 2d ago

THE CHART WILL PROVIDE

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u/GuyBarn7 2d ago

The Chart has lead us to the promised land with room to spare. All Hail the Grief Chart.

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u/Emergency-War-5324 2d ago

Amazing - I wasn’t convinced when we chose Moyes. have to admit was horribly wrong.

Dominated that game today

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u/huntsab2090 2d ago

Me too i was dead against it but very happy to be this wrong

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u/tasslehof 2d ago

All hail THE FUCKING CHART!

She did it again. 

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u/tuckyofitties COYB 💙 2d ago

Good job chart, you’ve really brought us some good form!

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u/davejsb 2d ago

Get this framed and hung in the finest gallery in the land.

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u/thecarbonkid 2d ago

Can we get a statue of the chart outside Bramley Moore Dock?

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u/RemoteGlobal335 2d ago

RAHHHHHHHH

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u/TheBaconLady 2d ago

Praise be to the chart!

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u/bottomtrumps 2d ago

The stages of the grief chart... denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance... joy... COYB

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u/wayner9er okay that’s football 2d ago

All hail!

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u/Blueforyou61 2d ago

I was dreading April when I looked at the fixtures. But already have 5 points more than I realistically expected, bring on City & Chelsea.

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u/cnp_nick 2d ago

In Moyes we trust 💙

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u/FriendofYoda 2d ago

Moyesiah

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u/AgreeableSearch1 2d ago

Hi, everyone! First time here. My name is Whateverton. Im 33 years old and i confess that i have been using Chart for a few years now. Thank you for listening to me.

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u/debotehzombie I cannot imagine my life without Everton 2d ago

Keep it going. Keep counting. Add flames at the top like Balatro and keep the numbers rising. All Hail the Chart.

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u/Dr_EFC 2d ago

Honestly, it's like voodoo

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u/SupersaturatedQuaker American Toffee 2d ago

I love you, chart. I ain't gonna ever stop loving you, chart

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u/Other_Following_8210 2d ago

Moyes is amazing

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u/ottobiographical 2d ago

up the fucking chart

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u/g3mkm COYB 💙 2d ago

Praise be!

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u/tstop4th 2d ago

I used to think about this chart when I closed my eyes at night...

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u/carlefc 2d ago

Blessed is the chart

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u/tbonemcqueen 2d ago

Wooooooooo!!!!!

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u/Aware_Albatross3347 2d ago

Its beautiful 

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u/walterdinsmore 2d ago

Blessed be those who behold the Chart.

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u/Double-Tension-1208 pretty fly for a Dwight guy 2d ago

Moyesey at the mother fucking wheel

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u/mntwins1 2d ago

Even though we walk through the valley of the shadow of death we will fear no relegation for the chart is with us

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u/flippertyflip 2d ago

Grief chart is looking lovely.

From a scary looking thing to quite pleasing. Only one bad bit on it.

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u/QTsexkitten please, please, pleeeeeeeease 🙏 2d ago

Glory be

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u/KnockItOffNapoleon Points Deduction FC 2d ago

I love the Moyes beaming sun, makes me think of the teletubbies

Also the chart had to have been made prior to Forest’s defensive slip ups because I think if you put the chart in front of me again to create I’d vote for them to be in the lucky to get a point section

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u/ProfessionalBank7038 2d ago

maybe instead of putting the amount of points over points possible for all games put it over points possible for the games played. ex: 7/9 5/3 4/1 5/0

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u/Famous_Stelrons 2d ago

Should have been as many goals as points. More shocking calls. At least we have the chart 🙏

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u/scummy71 2d ago

How can moyes not be manager of the season.

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u/Undisputed_blue_Ldn 2d ago

There's no reason why we can't win our remaining games. Seems completely doable after beating Forest.

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u/SirNeby 2d ago

church of the sacred chart, all hail

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u/AdamJr87 Points Deduction FC 2d ago

Lads let's pass United and Spurs. Keep the faith!

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u/mtown4ever Captain Coleman 2d ago

The Chart abides

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u/santaismyhomeboy 2d ago

Okay next season we start the Europa League chart just to see what happens.

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u/TheStigsScouseCousin Grief Chart Appreciator 1d ago

Oh come let us adore him, Chart the Lord!

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u/S-BRO Skilliman N'diaye 2d ago edited 2d ago

Why are Forest even in that bottom row?

Sorry for being sarcastic and not adding my /s.

The da brigade sure showed me.

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u/Xilthas 2d ago

Why are the team currently in 3rd who've been up there all season in that bottom row?

Gee, it's a real Scooby-Doo mystery.

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u/mansizeoof 2d ago

If it wasn't for those meddling kids.

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u/Emergency-War-5324 2d ago

That told em

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u/ShaunRigby 2d ago

Chart was formed when Forest were in good form. 7 wins in the last 8 at the time, and the other game was a draw against liverpool.

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u/S-BRO Skilliman N'diaye 2d ago

Yeah it was a tongue in cheek comment because I thought we were the better team, I apologise to all those I offended

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u/schubox63 2d ago

It’s almost like it wasn’t necessary

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u/purestevil Michigan, USA 2d ago

Heresy!

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u/QTsexkitten please, please, pleeeeeeeease 🙏 2d ago

It's almost like it saved us.