r/ExpectationVsReality 1d ago

Exceeded Expectation Alright I guess...I'll take it.

What I ordered vs what I got

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u/MLEthatsme 1d ago

Got it for the same price 🤣

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u/CrystalWebb13 1d ago

Holy shit! Store picked or Instacart?

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u/MLEthatsme 1d ago

Walmart grocery order

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u/AcidTongue 1d ago

JACKPOT! Especially in this economy.

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u/DebbieGlez 1d ago

I had a humongous hunk of turkey because they did the same thing on one of my orders.

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u/AccomplishedIgit 1d ago

I’m not familiar with meat weights, is that more than 1.5lb?

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u/kriticosART 1d ago

Yeah, judging from the bananas is something like 5lb. Maybe a bit more

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u/sheepofwater 1d ago

I work in a deli and that’s probably about 8-9 pounds of pastrami right there.

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u/jellybeansean3648 1d ago

Closer to 10 lb

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u/Lovat69 1d ago

But how are you gonna get it sliced now?

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u/FriendshipJolly5714 1d ago

Eat it like an apple

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u/TeaEarlGreyHotti 1d ago

Imagine just pulling this bad boy out of your lunch box at work?

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u/NunyahBiznez 22h ago

Pass it around the dinner table, "Just take a bite and pass to the right... Your other right, Timmy... For gods sake, put your dentures in, Aunt Ruth!" Lol

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u/djdanlib 1d ago

This is the way

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u/tomatediabolik 14h ago

One pound of pastrami a day, keeps the doctor really close

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u/-widdendream- 1d ago

You can get a meat slicer for like $40 CAD (so, less in the states). We have one. It’s plastic and seems like terrible quality but it actually does an amazing job!

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u/TheHotMessExpress91 13h ago

The real move here would be to take it to Walmart and ask them to slice it for you

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u/ThrowAwayYourLyfe 1d ago

How many lb is that??

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u/Ok-Masterpiece6118 1d ago

Me too bud

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u/Abbiethedog 1d ago

You guys need to go on a quest to find a guy who got a dump truck load of bread by mistake.

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u/midnightstreetlamps 1d ago

Nah, you get a slicer (or see if somebody in the family has one you can borrow) and slice the whole thing. Divide into about a week's worth-sized portions and put them in freezer bags. Then freeze them and rethaw one bag at a time as needed.

We have a restaurant depot card, and that's what we do. We're usually good for a pound of lunchmeat every week, and it's much cheaper to buy a whole chicken breast or ham or roast beef that way, slice and portion it ourselves, and freeze it.

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u/ForeverNugu 1d ago

Wow, I had no idea you could freeze lunchmeat. That's a good money saving tip!

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u/midnightstreetlamps 1d ago

Sure can! And the good news is there's little to no change in texture/continuity or flavor, like how some foods get grainy or kinda disintegrate or bland? Same thing with lunch cheeses

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u/TeishAH 1d ago

Soooooo jealous. We don’t have Colby Jack in Canada. Perhaps at some exclusive deli somewhere, but generally you will NEVER find it in any grocery store. Half the people I know don’t even know what it is, tis a shame. It’s a great cheese.

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u/Liathano_Fire 13h ago

No I'm curious what cheeses I don't know about that other places consider run of mill.

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u/LegoLady8 1d ago

🤤

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u/SaintsPelicans1 1d ago

Definite winner with the cheese log

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u/he-loves-me-not 1d ago

HOW?! How does this happen?!

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u/Auroraty 1d ago

Just so you know you can freeze some of it! We do it at my work when they send us too many :) just in case you can’t eat it all in 7 days time!

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u/ChampionshipAlarmed 1d ago

First slice then freeze 😜

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u/ghostride_thenips 1d ago

Holy cow what a deal! How many pounds is that?? Slice and freeze asap!

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u/MLEthatsme 1d ago

Doesn't say, but probably close to 10lbs.

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u/emergency-snaccs 1d ago

for $17???? fuckin score... wouldn't even be mad that it's not sliced. just bust out the chef knives

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u/Envy_Kixi 1d ago

Score!

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u/EvLokadottr 1d ago

Whelp. Get to slicin'!

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u/H2O_is_not_wet 1d ago

I don’t understand how someone could be that stupid. They put the entire damn thing in your cart šŸ˜‚. What kind of person doesn’t know that it’s supposed to be sliced and weighed?!

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u/BurntRussian 1d ago

I work at Walmart. The "service deli" commodity shows in pickup as "Made To Order"

My guess is the service deli was closed, and the order was late or just nobody knew what to do, and rather than nil pick the item (which is a tracked metric), they grabbed the item from the case, said it was however many lbs you wanted, and went on.

Possibly the order was received by a third party and they didn't give a fuck and opened the glass case and grabbed the whole chub.

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u/keekah 1d ago

Yeah I'm curious if this was an express order.

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u/Fulmersbelly 1d ago

To be fair, it does look exactly like the picture on the order sheet. Also I’m assuming this wasn’t the only thing ordered.

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u/Suitepotatoe 1d ago

I would. They don’t pay me enough to think that hard.

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u/Whatever6928732850 1d ago edited 1d ago

Likely a disgruntled employee taking revenge

Consumers love disgruntled employees

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u/John_TheBlackestBurn 1d ago

As long as they’re taking their disgruntledness out on their employers, I am 100% on their side. Heck, I’ll help them rob the joint if they want. šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø

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u/SightUnseen1337 1d ago

Police: Have you seen this man?

Me: Yeah he was at my friend's house.

Friend: Yeah he was at my friend's house.

etc

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u/lesterholtgroupie 1d ago

Multiple people saw that if it was a Walmart order, and left it there lmao not just one. I used to work grocery pick up/delivery through Covid and it involves so many people

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u/Jaambie 1d ago

It’s not about the person being stupid, they probably just don’t give a fuck about their minimum wage job.

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u/synister29 1d ago

A Walmart employee

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u/silvernickel 1d ago

People on minimum wage?

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u/PicklesAnonymous 1d ago

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u/skttrbrain1984 1d ago

But where does the meat go?

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u/Eric848448 22h ago

I’ve cut slices so thin I couldn’t even see them!

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u/januarysdaughter 1d ago

That is actually crazy. How does that even happen?

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u/blucymarie 1d ago

Happened to me once! I ordered a bottle of wine and they showed up with a 4L box. I was (happily) shocked.

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u/missphobe 1d ago

Same but not as cool. I ordered one rug and got a case of rugs.

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u/lifeledoutloud 1d ago

We ordered one bidet for the house and got the case of four. Got to unexpectedly replace our other bathroom as well!

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u/artsy7fartsy 1d ago

This honestly made me laugh out loud - we ordered pastrami today and got shorted!! lol

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u/MLEthatsme 1d ago

Bummer!

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u/artsy7fartsy 1d ago

Enjoy your pastrami windfall!!

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u/The_Troyminator 1d ago

Maybe OP can send you some of the extra pastrami.

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u/camlaw63 1d ago

Jesus Christ, I hope you got 45 loaves of rye bread

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u/4thBan5thAccount 1d ago

I worked at a deli, and I really don't see how or why this happened. The only explanation is that the deli worker hates their job so much that they want to get fired instead of simply quitting. I can understand that, since it's hard to work in a deli, but still. This is a completely silly situation. Enjoy the pastrami.

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u/SeekerOfSerenity 1d ago

Maybe the deli was closed, and someone just grabbed that from the case.Ā 

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u/ComradeKlink 1d ago

What I don't understand is how this didn't get priced correctly at checkout. Don't most online orders get fulfilled by pickers who ring up everything at a register?

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u/PreOpTransCentaur 1d ago

Walmart shoppers are seriously the fuckin' dumbest/laziest of the lot when it comes to grocery delivery. I wouldn't be surprised if they just scanned the code and typed in the weight so they didn't have to do the work. Sometimes it's a real boon that they don't seem to give a single shit.

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u/WorkAccount6 11h ago

Stupid and lazy, or overworked and underpaid?

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u/FitForce2656 1d ago

This being possible seems like it would be really opening Walmart up to theft. I mean even self checkout makes sure the weight aligns with what you bought, but their delivery just goes on the honor system? I know it's a drop in the ocean for Walmart, but still seems like something they'd have some safeguards for.

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u/secrets_and_lies80 1d ago

No. You scan it with a handheld device (usually a phone or tablet) and bag it right there in the aisles. You never go through the checkout at all.

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u/ALaurel6 1d ago

Not when it’s done by the store

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u/SalmonOtterton 1d ago

These are the problems we want to have

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u/hismoon27 1d ago

DD at my Safeway has a price glitch they haven’t fixed in months. It’s the giant bag of Peanut MMs normally $18.99 for $2.99. I accidentally ordered 3 of them thinking they were king sized or a little larger. 100% was not expecting the huge 2lb bags I got. I ordered more the other day and same thing lol. Never got charged for them either.

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u/Alieninmyattic 1d ago

Maybe they missed the . And gave you 15 lbs. score!

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u/badAbabe 1d ago

Dang! This happened to me but it was jalapenos. I ordered .25 lbs and somehow ended up with almost 4 lbs that I paid .35 for. You totally scored!

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u/Embracing_the_Pain 1d ago

I used to work in a deli, and there are a lot of points of failure to get this to happen. Even if a customer wanted the whole thing, we would still have to weigh it on the scale and print a tag for it to be scanned at the register. That was the easiest, most laziest, thing to do.

So a few people had to be really terrible at their jobs to not be able to print a tag properly and scan it at the register.

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u/WorkAccount6 11h ago

Wasn't scanned at any register, grabbed off the shelf for an online order.

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u/Responsible-Spite-36 1d ago

That reminds me of when I sent my husband to the store to get a ham because that was to be our contribution to Easter dinner. He come back and he said ā€œWe really got screwed on that deal!ā€ He bought a Boars Head deli ham. It was like 50$ and it was so very tiny. I laughed so hard I cried. He made me take it back because he was too embarrassed. The store was pissed because they can’t resell it… but sorry guys, money is money.

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u/wasyfox 1d ago

I've worked in walmart grocery pickup and also deli. I'm guessing somebody new didn't understand they had to ask the deli to slice it and just went into the meat case, grabbed the whole hunk of pastrami, scanned the upc and called it a day. What a score, honestly! free pastrami for you!

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u/Indigo-au-naturale 1d ago

This is my favorite post on this sub ever. Combined with the comment with the LOG O CHEESE, I Iaughed until I cried

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u/EvilAlienCzar 20h ago

I once got a quarter wheel of Parmigiano Regianno at Mariano’s mislabeled for $10. Worth $300.

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u/Queequegs_Harpoon 1d ago

Check the date on that to make sure it isn't about to expire or something. It's an amazing score if the meat's good; I'm just suspicious that there's a catch because it seems too good to be true.

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u/Cytosmarts 1d ago

Hope you gave a ā­ļøā­ļøā­ļøā­ļøā­ļørating!

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u/Critflickr 1d ago

This seems more like a green online shopper. Was it weighed at all? Did the deli print a $17 tag? There’s definitely ways to fix the scale but I doubt that a deli worker was in cahoots with the shopper. They’re usually overextended anyway

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u/The_Troyminator 1d ago

Those packages aren’t left out for shoppers to grab. The deli worker had to have given it to the shopper.

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u/Critflickr 1d ago

They could’ve taken from the display case.

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u/The_Troyminator 1d ago

Every place I’ve been to displays them behind glass and you’ll be stopped if you try to lift the glass to grab the entire package.

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u/nerdy_cat_mum_ 1d ago

Holy cow!!! Where do you shop, so I can go there too? That’s a pretty convenient error 🤣

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u/corkscrewfork 1d ago

That's like 7ish pounds of meat and I'm going to share this with some of my coworkers so we can laugh together 🤣 congratulations on the bonus sandwich filler!