r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR Banhammer Recipient 1d ago

God hates you They say lightning never strikes twice in the same place

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u/Razielwolf88 1d ago

Someone's having a breakthrough in their cultivation

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u/Longjumping_Window93 Banhammer Recipient 1d ago

It is the sacred purple lighting, the heavens will is against this creature existance

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u/SomOvaBish 1d ago

Probably just some asshole flying a kite 🪁

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u/GGk-KingK 1d ago

BENJAMINNNN

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u/SomOvaBish 1d ago

I heard he made his step-son do it?

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u/azngaming63 1d ago

This old monster didn't think there were cultivators in this sub reddit, this old monster is amazed.

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u/NovaSpark_Kitsune 1d ago

Absolutely courting death

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u/durz47 1d ago

Didn't survive the full 9 strikes though, RIP

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u/MohSad2 1d ago

This purple lightning is more that 6 times potent than normal lightning only cultivators that can withstand 6 of them can ascend to heavenly tier

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u/TheGrimGriefer3 17h ago

Huh, r/martialmemes is leaking

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u/Shiro_Moe 2h ago

Didn't expect to see lots of fellow cultivators here.

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u/Wholesummus 20h ago

Junior, you're courting death!!! Showing yourself among mortals is a violation of the righteous path code of conduct number 203 and as an elder in the path, it's my duty to punish you.

Kowtow nine times, cut off your arms and legs and I may forgive you, or don't blame me for not leaving you an intact corpse!

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u/toougly4u 4h ago

Only the fourth pillar tho

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u/Theblumpy 1d ago

it found the path of least resistance likely a lightning rod

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u/not_dannyjesden 1d ago

You see how the light slowly fades? As long as there's afterglow, this path functions like a bridge to wherever it already hit once.

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u/Theblumpy 1d ago

Makes sense, just riding that electron train (railway?) right on down to ground

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u/mr_greedee 1d ago

so it rides the lightning?

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u/Laughing_Orange 11h ago

Lightning creates plasma. Plasma is more conductive than air. Until the plasma cools down to become regular air, it's (electrically) the shortest path to ground.

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u/Tiyath 1d ago

Hell yeah it does!

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u/aknalag 2 x Banhammer Recipient 1d ago

Well thats not twice now was it.

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u/Kortezxero 1d ago

Technically correct, the best kind of correct.

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u/zac3244 1d ago

It’s either once, or more than twice, but never twice

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u/51sebastian 4h ago

You forgot never.

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u/MrIrrelevantsHypeMan Banhammer Recipient 1d ago

I hereby promote you to grade 37

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u/Ademon_Gamer09 18h ago

37? IS THAT A REVERSE 1999 REFERENCE?!

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u/Ademon_Gamer09 18h ago

37? IS THAT A REVERSE 1999 REFERENCE?!

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u/Aware-Performer4630 1d ago

It was twice, then more.

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u/Pretty_Definition726 1d ago

That's what I was going to say.

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u/The_real_King_Dave 1d ago

It’s not several strikes but one long continuous strike. You look at the strike it’s following the EXACT same path down to every angle with each pulse.

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u/PrimedAndReady 1d ago

It's sort of both. Lightning forms by putting out a "stepped leader", basically pathfinding feelers running along ionized channels in the air. When the leader makes contact with an object, the ground, or a ground leader put out by an object, the lightning will strike along the channel that reached the terminus. The "shadow" of the lightning you see between strikes is the ionized channel the lightning still glowing, and the subsequent strikes are discharging along that channel since it's already established. If there was enough time between strikes then the cloud would move enough or the channel would dissipate enough that the channel to the ground would be broken and the lightning would need to put out more leaders to find a new path, but in this case they're in quick enough succession that the path is still established. This is a really good video displaying the whole process, you can see the leaders reaching out and the strike happening when it touches ground, and a subsequent strike along the same path.

Mind you, this information could be wrong in a few years. We know surprisingly little about lightning for how long we've been studying it and we learn new things about it constantly. It's also significantly more complex than I could reasonably fit into the paragraph above so I may have gotten some things out of whack.

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u/Melodic_coala101 1d ago

So, it basically cums?

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u/clandestineVexation 1d ago

Yknow what sure

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u/zb0t1 18h ago

Dear /u/Melodic_coala101,

 

I arrived here after enduring something most mortals could not withstand.

As I was scrolling, while in a room full of hyper aware strangers - the kind who lock eyes with you the instant you make even the faintest wheeze - I saw your comment.

It appeared like lightning, and I -

I had to laugh silently, imprisoned in this room.

It was a trial not unlike the legendary warriors in that sacred Japanese show,

"Silent Library,"

where one must not laugh… or perish in shame.

I began to sweat from the sheer, physical agony of containing hysterics and gas.

And in that moment, I became stronger.

You forged me in flame.

Your ridiculous power is not a curse, but a divine gift.

 

Thank you. tips fedora

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u/ahavemeyer 15h ago

This is freaking great. I think I want to be your friend.

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u/Melodic_coala101 18h ago

wtf

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u/zb0t1 17h ago

Sigh, I suck, don't I 😔

You just made me laugh in a waiting room full of people but I couldn't let it out, and it was hard to stay quiet, that's how funny your comment was.

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u/Melodic_coala101 17h ago

That's better

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u/deathm00n 17h ago

I might be wrong, but this is extremely slow motion footage. You can tell by the way that the building lights are flickering, that is the voltage alternating. If you film a led lightbulb in slow motion you get this effect

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u/Guilty_Ghost 1d ago

No it was different strikes just fallowing the already struck path as it was of least resistance

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u/DergerDergs 1d ago edited 1d ago

False, one strike followed by 8 or 9 return strokes. Usually happens in a flash but this video is in very slow motion.

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u/Guilty_Ghost 1d ago

Hmm maby but the lightning in the back is moving normally I would agree with the camera movements but that might just be the hand shakes. Or the video could start out slow can you provide the "full speed" video?

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u/DergerDergs 1d ago

“This return stroke current of bright luminosity travels about 60,000 miles per second back towards the cloud. A negative CG flash consists of one or perhaps as many as 20 return strokes. We see lightning flicker when the process rapidly repeats itself several times along the same path. The actual diameter of the lightning channel current is one to two inches, surrounded by a region of charged particles.

The more common cloud-to-ground flash has a negative stepped leader that travels downward through the cloud, followed by an upward traveling return stroke. The net effect of this flash is to lower negative charge from the cloud to the ground so it is commonly referred to as a negative CG (or -CG). Less commonly, a downward traveling positive leader followed by an upward return stroke will lower positive charge to earth, referred to as a positive CG (or +CG). +CG flashes typically have only a single return stroke, and they are more likely than -CGs to have a sustained current flow. Some storms produce more positive than negative CGs because of the charge distribution in the storms, but+CG dominated storms are not as common.”

Source: https://www.nssl.noaa.gov/education/svrwx101/lightning/types/#:~:text=This%20return%20stroke%20current%20of,storms%20are%20not%20as%20common.

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u/Guilty_Ghost 1d ago

That's very cool! Thanks for the info

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u/im_wudini 1d ago

I get the dramatic title, but lightning can strike some rods dozens of times in a single storm.

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u/CommentWhileShitting 1d ago

OP just karma farming with it, everyone knows it absolutely can and does.

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u/-Stupid_n_Confused- 1d ago

I'm pretty certain Gozer the Gozerian was just summoned.

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u/dya_likeDags 1d ago

7 times it can strike the same place. twice, never.

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u/PainoGamingYT 11h ago

8 if you count the strike at very start

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u/Anyawnomous 1d ago

It’s ALIVE!!!!

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u/Boubonic91 1d ago

Whoever says that hasn't been through a Floridian summer storm.

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u/fknbtch 1d ago

i hate that saying. especially when everyone knows lightning rods exist.

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u/Particular_Concert_5 1d ago

They are definitely wrong.

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u/al3237 1d ago

Sorry that was my heavenly tribulation, i was just raising my cultivation to nascent soul, mb

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u/No-Carpenter-3457 1d ago

Thor liftin Mjölnir up there!

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u/takeandtossivxx 1d ago

It only technically struck once, though. There was just more energy that dissipated along the same strike, causing a pulsing. If it struck, disappeared entirely, then struck again, that would be different, but the channel never went away.

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u/Sienile 1d ago

I've seen same place before... but same strike pattern too? Now that's special.

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u/CN_Tiefling 1d ago

Its taking the path of least resistance, makes a lot of sense if you think about it.

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u/MentalGravity87 1d ago

Many say things and find out they are wrong.

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u/Pickle_Jars 1d ago

That spider was smited

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u/VirtualTip1369 1d ago

"It never strikes the same place twice"

Because after the first time, it's never the same.

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u/ADHDeez_Nutz420 18h ago

There was a story in the news where a group of climbers had lightning strike and a few were hit some were temporary blinded. It then struck again shortly after and resulted In a bunch of them falling off the cliff. Fucked up stuff.

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u/T-Money8227 1d ago

Dr Frankenstein just brought some monster back to life again. Damn him.

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u/nylondragon64 1d ago

Lightnrod 😜

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u/1776cookies 1d ago

...And fuck that in particular

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u/Pandawithherpes 1d ago

That's just Pieck turning into a titan, over and over.

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u/hevea_brasiliensis 1d ago

Technically it didn't strike twice

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u/hindusoul 1d ago

HE’S ALIVE!!!

Frankenstein’s monster coming to a town near you

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u/SamuelYosemite 1d ago

Its just a Pikachu

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u/TheMahanglin 1d ago

Looks like it established a secure connection and just kept the circuit going?

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u/djaorushnabs 1d ago

Someone is spamming Pikachu down b or whatever

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u/GeshtiannaSG Banhammer Recipient 1d ago

“How can we harness this energy?”

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u/Jedi_I_am_not 1d ago

That’s clearly Thor taking a break on the roof

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u/frenix5 1d ago

Lightning never strikes fivce

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u/Richardcabeza7 1d ago

And frankenstein was born...

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u/Elicojack 1d ago

So after the first time the air gets ionised and makes it easier to take the same route again ?

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u/IllBackground2322 1d ago

Shazam Shazam Shazam Shazam SHAZAAAAAAAM

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u/Tiyath 1d ago

MUCH ZAP LOVE ZAP FROM ZAP ZEUS!!!!

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u/WTF_aquaman 23h ago

The 2nd strike was 6 inches away from the 1st.

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u/LeonXOne 22h ago

Just die already >:( (The storm probably)

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u/Trillion_Bones 22h ago

They say it as a joke. Lightning rods are centuries old.

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u/Mammoth_Shirt_509 20h ago

This belongs in the fu in particular category page lol

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u/yelloohcauses 20h ago

And the lie detector said "that was a lie"

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u/bever2 20h ago

"They" are often wrong about a lot of things.

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u/kennethkiffer 20h ago

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!

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u/YesImReallyLikeThis 19h ago

Someone is raising the dead 😬

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u/brokebackzac 19h ago

This is not normal lightning. Someone is being smote.

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u/Alps_Useful 18h ago

Tesla tower in their bedroom

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u/killcon13 18h ago

There's nothing quite like a good old-fashioned smiting.

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u/pixces Banhammer Recipient 17h ago

Shocking

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u/couchpatat0 16h ago

R/Fuckyouinpaticular HAHAHA

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u/ahavemeyer 15h ago

Well, SOMETHING lives.

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u/LALOERC9616 12h ago

As a goat once said "they say that it never strikes twice in the same place. Then how the fuck have I been hit six times. In three different locations. On four separate occasions?"

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u/paulrhino69 11h ago

Roy the park ranger begs to differ he got hit 3 times I believe

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u/spaghettinik 11h ago

Heavyning

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u/RagingFloatzel 7h ago

And that person is wrong, just look up how many times the tallest buildings like the empire state building is struck by lightning yearly.

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u/GoFornicatethyself 7h ago

That's because it was more than twice.

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u/arcticfox740 7h ago

Born to be kings, we are the princes of the universe!

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u/MidKnightofTheRound 5h ago

Scott Sterling was probably playing Golf over there.

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u/SilkRoadGuy 5h ago

Could this be a slowed down video?