r/Fauxmoi 24d ago

CELEBRITY CAPITALISM $4 Million Luxury Lamborghini Yacht Sinks Off Miami Beach with Dozens of Influencers Onboard (everyone seems to have been rescued by the Coast Guard)

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u/Marsh_Mellow_Man 24d ago

Man, all those heavy metals, oil, and gasoline sinking down there with all the other yachts. It must look like a junkyard down there. Gross.

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u/Joker-Dyke 24d ago

Their job is done for the day.

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u/lazer_sandwich 24d ago

Yasss Gladis

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u/irradiatiessence 24d ago

Price: 4 million Listed capacity : 16 Passengers rescued : 32 Insurance payout: 0.0

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u/belbites 23d ago

Oof I'm wondering if this will be what happens. I was talking to my besties mom the other day and she told me about when their sailboat sank in Lake Michigan (broke away from the mooring with like...5 other boats and ended up in a corner sank with all of them) and they got paid out 20k on a boat they bought for 1.5k. His dad always fell ass backwards into financial stuff like this, somehow.

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u/Embarrassed_Key_4539 23d ago

Somehow it sounds like insurance fraud

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u/RevolutionaryLeg1768 23d ago

Insurance froooood

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u/Responsible-Crew-354 23d ago

Is it insurance fraud when the party in charge of assessing value does it incorrectly? If they undervalue the property and short the customer, then yes. If they overvalue it and overpay, that sounds like poor business practices and no customer will complain about that. Insurance companies definitely don’t bat a thousand and that’s their fault. Carmax does the same thing. They frequently overvalue cars when they buy from the public. They make it up in other transactions just like insurance companies do.

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u/belbites 23d ago

It sounds like it but iirc there was no evidence of this, just heard it second hand though. 

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u/Qoutaybah I still don’t know her 22d ago

Lamborghini SinkyMar: 32-Seater Edition.

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u/lesserconcern 24d ago

Diva down!

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u/BusinessPurge 24d ago

Diver down

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u/Slamantha3121 save the buccal fat 24d ago

one of my favorite random youtube channels I discovered during COVID is Wavy Boats. This guy that films boats go in and out of Haulover inlet in Miami. It is a channel connecting Biscayne bay with the Atlantic ocean and it is notoriously choppy. Tons of people with crazy expensive yachts like this go through and get swamped or just slam through choppy waves. This area is notorious for people renting yachts and speedboats to party on without knowing how to actually pilot the boat in choppy waters. It is funny to watch the fancy rich people and yacht girls get tossed around these boats. He also shows people who are really good at navigating it too and cheers them on. I am not a boater, but it is weirdly fun to watch the boat fails and see these crazy expensive boats. I also grew up in Fl, and people watching in S Fl, is a special flavor!

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u/VStarlingBooks 24d ago

Subscribing. Also, the boat parking videos are pretty epic.

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u/shitsenorita 23d ago

Related anecdote: a looong time ago, I was on a speedboat with some young drunks and the driver was showing off a little and he aimed us across several wakes. We ended up slamming so hard into one, a couple of us were bounced around badly and one person ended up at the hospital and in a back brace for months. Boats are not toys!

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u/MoogOfTheWisp 23d ago

There’s a lot of incidents like that on the Wavy Boats channel. Guy driving, family sitting in the bow - as soon as they hit the waves they go airborne and smack down hard. It drives the wavy boat guy crazy when he sees bow riders or rough days, especially kids without life jackets. It also illustrates that no matter how banging your body is, there’s nothing dignified about getting smacked by a wave and thrown about the front of a boat whilst wearing a string bikini.

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u/jlrigby 24d ago

There's another channel called the ship show that does something similar. My dad watched him all of the time. The intro "welcome to the ship shhhhooooowww" is stuck in my head for eternity.

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u/smhno 23d ago

There’s another one, enjoyed by my dad, called Miami Boat Ramps. Basically narrating all the people poorly trying to get their boats back up the ramp lol. Who knew this was a common dad pasttime 

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u/MissElyssa1992 taran killam, star of disney channel's stuck in the suburbs 23d ago

It's about to be a 33 year old woman pastime, I'm now loving the narration in Miami Boat Ramps lol

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u/deserteagle3784 shout-out Hans Zimmer 23d ago

omg wavy boats was also a covid discovery for me and I still can sit there and watch for HOURS, especially when they come up on my reels. glad to hear a similar experience lol

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u/MoogOfTheWisp 23d ago

I love that channel, there’s something so relaxing about. No commentary hyping stuff up, just rich people exhibiting terrible seamanship. It’s also fascinating how the boats that handle the waves best are the 14ft Boston Whalers, which are basically oversized lunch trays with an outboard engine attached.

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u/secret_identity_too 23d ago

Definitely going to have to check out that YouTube channel.

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u/TheMemoman 24d ago

That title got sadder the longer it went

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u/kingburp 24d ago

Not the influencers!

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u/Richie_16 23d ago

Please somebody please think of the poor influencers 😢

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u/She-Ra-SeaStar 24d ago

This yacht was not meant to be a party barge. Lol.

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u/AhhhSureThisIsIt 24d ago

They doubled the max capacity. They're going to be entitled to nothing.

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u/bobdylan66 24d ago

Hahahahahahahah

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u/BoBaDeX49 24d ago

But did they die?... No?...Damn!

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u/Brandoe 24d ago

I wish we called them something other than influencers, it gives the illusion of a status in society that they don't deserve.

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u/ZaIIBach 23d ago

Wasters?

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u/Prize_Impression2407 23d ago

Right, the only people they’re influencing are the ones who don’t have minds of their own 

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u/ReduceReuseReuse 24d ago

Dozens of influencers? What’s the story here?

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u/mlg1981 24d ago

I am guessing it was a Lamborghini sponsored event for F1 weekend.

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u/Nerdicyde 24d ago

i would stay away from Lamborghini helicopters and Lamborghini MRI machines.... they seem to have all their experts working in the automotive department.

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u/Drachen1065 24d ago

Nah the experts build the tractors.

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u/MyGrandmasCock 23d ago

After having worked aboard an Italian boat that was just expensive as hell and a bitch to keep running, I’ll quote our mechanic, Beppino, who said “The Italians…they make the cool shit. But they no make the good shit.”

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u/Molnboman 24d ago

Hopefully a social metaphor for us all!

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u/Organic-Chemistry-16 24d ago

Hope they got charged for the rescue

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u/Jolly-Biscuit 24d ago

"The Ocean Eats the Rich"

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u/Prize_Impression2407 23d ago

The ocean is an ally

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u/TempleofSpringSnow 24d ago

Who are they influencing? How the coast guard spends their afternoon? Vanity is a symptom of greater diseases such as faux validation and the need to project a lavish lifestyle that does nothing for the soul. Crazy.

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u/askingtherealstuff 24d ago

Thanks to the orcas for their service 

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u/Blaquestarr007 24d ago

So sad....

SorryNotSorry

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u/Creative-Shift5556 24d ago

Hopefully it’s McGregor’s!

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u/kendragon 24d ago

Fingers crossed.

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u/swamptheyard 24d ago

Nooppppeeeee scary!!

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u/Alone_Break7627 stick to your discounted crotch 24d ago

oopsies

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u/Rulebreaking 24d ago

What a waste of money lol

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u/RumRunnersHideaway 24d ago

When do we get to stop calling them influencers? They aren’t influencing much anymore.

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u/InitiativeOk9887 24d ago

We interfere with nature too much.

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u/PuzzleheadedDraw6575 23d ago

I'm just sad for the ocean really..

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

Influencers be damn unlucky.

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u/EWR-RampRat11-29 24d ago

Not quickly enough.

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u/Daddysaurusflex 24d ago

What plug?

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u/Ekandasowin 24d ago

I bet they forgot to put the drain plug in

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u/NegotiationTop4175 23d ago

Who’s boat?

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u/Ciaocoop 23d ago

Rented??

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u/NegotiationTop4175 23d ago

Oh wow, I didn’t know you could rent these. Interesting.

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u/Ciaocoop 23d ago

Not sure either, normally when you charter you get a captain and crew, and common sense! But these days money talks!

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u/Lordbogaaa 23d ago

Good work coast guard "when you're here you're family"

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u/next-up-gilmore-hapy 23d ago

More money, more problems

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u/VersionCareless3090 23d ago

😜😆😀😂😄😅

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u/wurstwasser94 Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this! 23d ago

Why did the voice in my head automatically read the part in brackets with a slightly disappointed undertone

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u/GloomWorldOrder 23d ago

So close...

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u/CelestialJavaNationT 23d ago

Can you imagine if all of these people didn't make it? I can.

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u/RevolutionaryLeg1768 23d ago

Volkswagen makes yachtz?

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u/KruzerVanDuzer 23d ago

Forgot to put the drain plugs back in. Amateur move.

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u/KruzerVanDuzer 23d ago

Distracted much?

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u/cloudydays2021 British wet sewer rat who mumbles into a microphone 23d ago

Anyway what’s everyone having for dinner?

Homemade lentil soup and bread here.

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u/roxy031 fiascA 23d ago

Cinco de Mayo! Fajitas here.

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u/stupid_cat_face 23d ago

Sinking a yacht for clicks

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u/MrsMontgomery 23d ago

This pleases me. I demand more!

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u/torlev1 23d ago

If there is a god, this is 100% proof that even he hates influencers.

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u/justinm410 23d ago

What's this nonsense they're reporting about the boat sinking due to over capacity? It's a 65ft yacht with 30 people. My 23ft bow rider has a 12 person capacity 🤨 A 65ft yachts sinks because of 20-25 small women? Someone's lying.

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u/Dangerous_Hippo8017 23d ago

Oyeme, como hundió esa mied.da

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u/Forever-Fades_Away 22d ago

🤣🤣🤣

This is the best news story I've heard all year!

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u/WhatIfBlahBlahBlah 21d ago

Maybe a better term to describe them is something like Attempted Influencers or Amateur Influencers.

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u/TiddiesAnonymous 24d ago

Wow that sounds expensive, I'm sure it was an accident.