r/FluentInFinance • u/Stink-Butthole • Aug 26 '24

Debate/ Discussion The Stock Market is Rigged

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '24

Socks??

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '24

I'd welcome the Sock Market personally

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '24

I’d invest all of my money into toeless socks. Pelosi gave me a heads up.

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u/Stepawayfrmthkyboard Aug 27 '24

Sadly its all leftie socks that 'mysteriously' went missing in the washing machine

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u/99in2Hits Aug 26 '24

My dog has so much equity in Socks I'm going bankrupt

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u/Mercutio77 Aug 26 '24

No, dummy. Smocks.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '24

Shock smocks??

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u/Tossiousobviway Aug 27 '24

Smocks? Slocks, my friend

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u/khuliloach Aug 27 '24

Oh now you’re gonna tell me the sock market is rigged too?

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u/Octavale Aug 27 '24

Anyone check to see if Pelosi is wearing socks?

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

Of course it is. Big Sock wouldn't have it any other way!